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  1. NameIess
    Unbeknownst to JEFF, there was one other person that was as old as he was:
  2. NameIess
    JEFF now wondered whether everyone else had the same moral worth as he did, since they were all created by the universe's existential crisis while he'd existed since before the universe was wiped out.
  3. NameIess
    Jeff was a benevolent last person alive.
  4. NameIess
    But he had surrounded himself with pineapplepens, and was thusly made untouchable.
  5. NameIess
    Pineapplepens became the new pineapples.
  6. NameIess
    The cookie comes to the conclusion that eating the sandwich is impossible for it, and so it changes plans. Out of spite, the cookie will destroy the sandwich permanently, a feat only possible for someone who was never intended to play at all.
  7. NameIess
    Not if you’re used to it, right?
  8. NameIess
    Just enough to live happily. What would it take to get you to punch a baby?
  9. NameIess
    Who knows? The sandwich floated towards the cookie, then stopped as the cookie realized it would be difficult to eat a sandwich without a mouth.
  10. NameIess
    I would assume someone’s been playing with immortality portals again. WWYDIYF a mysterious controller in your pocket?
  11. NameIess
    I eat so many perfect sandwiches I snooze peacefully, unaware that the stale spiked cookie imbedded in my head has gained sentience and developed a hunger for sandwiches.
  12. NameIess
    Both me’s will think I’m insane. WWYDIYF a portal of immortality in your pocket?
  13. NameIess
    But… doesn’t it taste good?
  14. NameIess
    The sandwich once again begins lo levitate, floating out of your hands and away from the Pits of Hathsin as my helmet activates of its own accord, having gained sentience due to hemalurgic complications.
  15. NameIess
    I’ve heard of it, but not a big computer science guy. TPBM is in awe of the scale of the universe.
  16. NameIess
    Is poison not the most delectable of meals?
  17. NameIess
    Give it to someone who needs it. WWYDIYF a potion of emmortality in your pocket?
  18. NameIess
    Infinite sandwiches appear before me as I chomp my way through them all and why am I chewing on my pillow?
  19. NameIess
    The girl didn’t understand what that was supposed to prove.
  20. NameIess
    I start crying because the sandwich is gone forever then I wake up and steal the sandwich and am about to eat it but boy am I exhausted from all my supervillaining and I eat the sandwich and it is really yummy.
  21. NameIess
    Gets a full memory error. inserts fried okra.
  22. NameIess
    Why wouldn’t I eat coconut husks?
  23. NameIess
    I use my supervillainy powers to invent a magical helmet that can levitate the sandwich powered by the cookie stuck loosely into my brain, then attempt to summon the sandwich.
  24. NameIess
    Granted . You can, but you don’t. I wish for things to work out.
  25. NameIess
    Why would I eat coconuts? Aren’t they for imitating horses?
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