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  1. NameIess
    "Oh. My mistake. So why do you want me dead?"
  2. NameIess
    "Why do you hate me?"
  3. NameIess
    Unintelligible took another big bite of chocolate. "Hello there." "Look, Seveliquitius Joramiqitius, why did Thaidakar leave all these messages for Sequence? This is like, the second time he's communicated with her from beyond the grave. Do you have a message for me? Or Nameless? Or 655?"
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    Unintelligible nodded and started munching on some chocolate.
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    "That's too bad Seveliquitius Joramiqitius. I like to call people by their full names sometimes. You need more lemonade Sequence?"
  6. NameIess
    Unintelligible wandered back over and handed Sequence her lemonade. "Look, would you rather I called you Seveliquitius Joramiqitius? I suppose I could try that."
  7. NameIess
    "Sure thing, Taylor. Say, is that a lemonade stand?" Unintelligible wandered over to the stand and got some lemonade for Sequence.
  8. NameIess
    "Then why'd you bring it up, Taylor?"
  9. NameIess
    "A sequnied what?"
  10. NameIess
    "Hm. I really couldn't say who it was. Wait! Was it... yeah no, I've got nothing." Nameless accepted the wig and put it on, then disappeared in a blue flash.
  11. NameIess
    "Hm. Is it Lunamor?"
  12. NameIess
    "Oh, I see. Your master is X?" -- Nameless walked out of the explosion, hair slightly singed. "Well, that was fun."
  13. NameIess
    "Star?"
  14. NameIess
    "Huh. Are you sure Moni's dying? It looks like she's dunking her head in water repeatedly." Unintelligible walked under the umbrella. "Nice to meet you Taylor. Who's your master?" -- Nameless grunted slightly. "Ouch. Was that supposed to kill me? Unfortunate."
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    Her sword snapped in half as she did so. "Same here, grandma." Nameless stabbed her through the heart.
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    Unintelligible waved at Sequence from the other side of the arena. "How's it going? Who's the orb? And what happened to Moni?" -- Nameless didn't flinch. "I'll admit that my defense is somewhat sloppy. It's not very useful in a fight between Narrators." In an instant, his dagger extended into a blade and slashed Scathach's arm off.
  17. NameIess
    Moni dumped more water on her face as she attempted to get the pepper spray out of her eyes. -- Nameless shrugged. "I suppose it was. Still, you let yourself become distracted." Scathach felt the edge of a dagger at her wrist.
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    Nameless continued parrying these blows as if they doing so was the easiest thing in the world. "Well I created all the premodern martial arts that are ten times cooler and more magical than modern day ones." Moni groaned, sitting up. "Apology not accepted. How about you think before you pepper spray next time?"
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    "It-hurts. Like, a lot."
  20. NameIess
    Nameless smiled smugly. "Yes, well, there's a good chance that you learned from me. I invented the art of combat, in an age now lost beyond legend."
  21. NameIess
    Moni writhed in pain on the ground. "Why did it have to be pepper spray?"
  22. NameIess
    Unfortunately, dragon lions loved pepper spray. And also unfortunately, Moni immediately collapsed to the ground.
  23. NameIess
    "Well, anything to stop them from-yikes!" Moni barely ducked another fireball. "Trying to eat me."
  24. NameIess
    "I dunno. I don't suppose you could do anything about the dragon lions, could you? Something nonlethal, preferably."
  25. NameIess
    Moni was quite happy to fill Sequence in. "A bunch of Eizards took over the Ghanderflaffle empire, and a the sole free Ghanderflaffle, Gandril or something, I don't know, kidnapped every Narrator in TLT and forced them to become gladiators for the Eizards, in the hope that they'd lash out and destroy all Eizards. This had the unintended side effect of causing tons of ninjas to invade and mess with everything, which eventually led to the Eizard's being drowned in ninja corpses. Don't ask how that happened. Anyways, Nameless set the gladiator arena back up as a voluntary thing, meant mainly for Narrators, with some kind of incredible prize for the person who defeats three different Narrators in combat."
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