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NameIess

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  1. The voice, if it existed, would be offended by this. It was only trying to help.
  2. Ghanderfaffly was a new ingredient that was absolutely good for you.
  3. "You?" Abalodor suddenly turned red and brown and began emitting a screeching noise.
  4. "Oh I'm sure I will. Unless my Author gives up after I'm gone." Nameless stretched. "So, you going to leave? I'm sure Platypus will try to stop you once he's back. And since you've definitely stolen all my narration," Nameless smiled slyly, "I obviously can't do anything to stop him."
  5. A note: The spren are still split evenly, just in gemstones of different sizes. Otherwise, I think this could work. A Bondsmith or some other form of Connection manipulation could probably set it up, and assuming you were able to charge up the big spike, I don't see any reason it wouldn't work.
  6. "That's because you're not fully invested in the plot. You have little motivation other than 'have fun'. It's different when you invest yourself more."
  7. "Being hard to kill is different. I've recovered from nonpermanent death. It's just the important, plot relevant deaths that should be abided by."
  8. Nameless uncovered his face. "Don't get used to it. I have half a mind to leave right now. People should stay dead when they die."
  9. "You did not. You spoke like you'd met me." Nameless frowned. "Don't tell me I died to you in the future. I don't think I could live with myself if that was my future. And I didn't say you needed The antagonist lessons, just antagonist lessons in general." "Back? I'm not back. I just time travelled to the past like you did, except from your past instead of your present." Nameless groaned, covering his face with his hands. "This is terrible. I can't believe I'm pulling a Thaidakar right now. And I was just complaining about him refusing to die too. My reputation will never recover from this."
  10. "Sure you do. Which is why you've been spouting nonsense that's completely based on shallow and incorrect assumptions about me the entire time we've been fighting." Nameless sighed. "You need some antagonist lessons." "Wait, I'm dead in the future?" Nameless looked stricken. "Why didn't anyone say so earlier?"
  11. Proof: how else could some people believe he’s the personification of evil, while others believe he’s done nothing wrong? theory: Kaladin and Szeth are going to kill each other before the end of KoWt
  12. Nameless took the opportunity to approach the Once-Author, munching on a pineapple. “You have an odd aura about you. And an odd name too.”
  13. This worked of course, the pineapples lining up in an orderly fashion so that the once author could eat them as efficiently as possible.
  14. The pineapples turned into an ocean of delicious spikiness and threatened to drown everyone.
  15. Granted. You now have to cheese any video game that you play. I wish to know whether the Nightwatcher could blow up a star.
  16. Because the Elantrian didn’t want it to. It’s also possible that some age-related illnesses wouldn’t be healed.
  17. Nameless cocked his head. “You… really don’t understand narrators, do you? I decided to make Moniker for legal reasons, if I remember correctly. Sure, I had a some other motives, but I didn’t do it out of some ‘inability of deal with my own flaws’. I don’t even know what you mean by that.”
  18. "Eh. Go ahead and leave if you want. I'll see what happens with Platypus after you're gone. I still don't understand why I didn't come with everyone, if this plot is so important."
  19. Nameless stepped back. "Running away huh? Typical villain move. Just when I started winning."
  20. In the instant that his foe was distracted Nameless crossed the space between them with impossible speed, slicing his Narrationblade, still covered in an energy that burned away Desolation's essence, towards the Inkling's stomach. "As I said, I don't need my narration to beat you."
  21. Nameless' blade moved, and the walls fell to pieces that burned away into nothing. "You think I'm not ready to lose my narration?"
  22. Nameless stabbed his Narrationblade forward, stabbing straight through the Desolation and stopping the object in its tracks. "I see. It's too bad you'd never met me when you made that solution. Might've actually had a chance then." The energy on his Narrationblade changed suddenly, and a hissing sound rose from where he'd stabbed the Desolation as the goo around the wound burned away.
  23. Nameless dodged the arrows, knocking one aside with his Blade as it got too close. "Huh. Well I've never heard of Inklings before, so you really shouldn't have made that presumption. Still, my attack seems to have worked as intended." A massive, distorted object made from a mix of a thousand different substances slammed into one of the Desolations from behind.
  24. Nameless blocked both simultaneously, bending space to his will with gritted teeth. "Maybe you'll see." He shoved the Desolations back and lashed out with a blast of pure narration, purposefully enhancing the corruption to make it impossible to safely absorb.
  25. Nameless looked at his hand, which sparked faintly. "I don't agree. I can keep going for a while yet." He summoned his Narrationblade, which remained stubbornly pure and unwarped despite the corruption of the Nohr-maul blade. Man I have no idea who the shadowed figure guy was that manipulated Cucumber Beard. Maybe it was Foe? I barely remember any of that. Evil Author-killing guy is the voice, and he'll return once things happen. It'll be difficult to stop him.
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