Truthless of Shinovar

And now, for the story of the scraggly dog. (also, today's my last day of school so *implodes and explodes at the same time from the sheer amount of happiness and freedom*) There was once an old couple who had an old dog. The dog had lived a very ragged life, and didn't look so nice. He was the scraggliest that you would ever see. His fur was a poop-brown color, matted down in the wrong places, missing in some places all together. He had one eye, half a tail, and five legs. An overwhelming stench lingered around him at all times, and he barked constantly, except that his bark sounded more like a dying man coughing. Needless to say, this dog was incredibly ugly, and it was a wonder the old couple had kept him so long. One day, the couple had an idea. "This dog is so scraggly, he must be the scraggliest dog in the county! There must be some sort of contest for this, some way to put the dog to good use." they said to themselves. So, a few days later, with a conveniently timed scraggly dog contest in town, the old couple took their scraggly dog to the contest to see if he could win. At the contest, there were some dogs with no fur at all, oversized dogs, undersized dogs, dogs with patterns in their fur, and everything in between. None, though, were as scraggly as the scraggly dog. When it was the couple's turn to present their dog, the judges were aghast. "This has got to be the scraggliest dog I've ever seen!" the first judge exclaimed. "This dog.. it's so scraggly!!" the second judge said. "First place, hands down!" the third judge cried. And so, the scraggly dog won the contest. Please note, that this story is far from over, but will rather be added onto at random intervals of time to add even more suspense!!

I’ll tell it tomorrow. To build suspense

@Rebecca you ever heard the story of the scraggly dog?

Luckily, Truthless helped him out; he loved puns, and could still try to be witty on mobile.

Tels turned to Neumark, and then to Ark. “PlasmaCore? Ghostbloods? I’m new here, what’s the big deal with these names anyway?” Tels asked, panting as he finished chugging another two pitchers of water. @Ark1002 @ElendVenture

Imma pull a stick ^in regards to how long it’s been since I posted

The chipmunk burst from the ground, a blinding light surrounding him. “Whomst hast buried me?” It demanded. The landscape around the chipmunk began to erupt and fissure, boulders flying everywhere with lava spewing forth from the depths of the earth.

“Hmph, even killing a beast like this?” Tels said, jumping over the second beast as it fell from the floor above him. Where were these things coming from? He was running out of sand, and couldn’t last forever. “You got a clue as to what this thing is, and why it’s here?”

And suddenly, Truthless was on mobile. He didn’t like it very much.

"Oh boy," Truthless said as he stepped into his recently created military-grade bunker, lined with aluminum. He also prepared the 50,000 missiles he had up top. He also summoned his army of Mr. Mimes that he edited into his text to counter the army of mimes.

*because you can* *wins*

"But(t) this is Butt we're talking about! We can't just stand by while he's threatened!"

No problem! I'm still happy that I was able to give a WoB about something so specific

Every 60 second that pass in America,

Tels cursed, jumping back in surprise when he noticed the tentacled coming towards him. He reflexively tried to attack it again using sand, but soon realized his mistake. Another tentacle was descending when a man stepped in, severing the tentacle, and saving his life. Time to use a different approach. Tels weaved his sand towards the stone wall, and began cutting out large chunks of stone, which he proceeded to hurl at the beast with enhanced ribbons of sand. Roughly ten head sized stones flew towards the beast, hitting it in numerous spots. "By the sands, who are you?" Tels asked the man standing next to him @ElendVenture

Truthless agreed too, so maybe they weren't outnumbered!

To be fair, you did try to infiltrate the enemy lines

*inhales* After that, they went on a murdering spree of a bunch of creatures they found on the shattered plains, where a violent war was going on because a king was assassinated. Anyone want to do the illustrations? Edit: worth the double post

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

*cracks knuckles* Alright, do you prefer white, brown, or powdered?

Hmm... Narrator Nister...