Truthless of Shinovar

I really hope it happens

But hath you been mentioned @Ark1002 because Ark has

*wins more than Lunamor*

*wins more than AC”

He got food poisoning

“Good,” Truthless said. “That’s exactly the kind of guild I was looking for.”

“Yes,” Tels said. “If you could kindly show me where their headquarters are, that would be much appreciated.” “Knowledge...” Tels mused. “Yes, this would be an asset indeed. Where do I sign up?”

Ooh... that gives me chills just reading it again!

Also; Public Announcement Still looking for a yellow lion, if anyone wants to form Voltron! (And a potential RP!)

“Tels is the name,” Tels said, commanding ribbons of sand to pick up the map, and then put it in his pocket. “The reasons I plan to join the Ghostoods are my own. This guild though... it only provides knowledge, correct? No affiliations with any other guilds?”

Thought, if it makes any difference to you, I appreciate how you try and give some semblance of a story to the thread; you do a great job at it, I just think that everyone else (myself included) is obsessed with randomness

Well, we have Ember now!! Edit: I was looking at the last post of last page

Oh yeah.... pretty much everyone was out to get Star. To be fair, she was a tyrannical leader for a time, in which I helped depose her; after that, I was fine with her

“Ooh!! Jaywalk!! Come with us!” Truthless said, pointing to everyone in the bunker. “We’re going to be entertained, and it’s going to be awesome!! That’s a reason to live right??!”

Oh really? I had no idea what that was (or what it stands for) I was just going along with the idea

I heard it from somebody, I wish I had made it up!

The scraggly dog hopped on a handy-dandy FTL spaceship and flew all the way to the Universal scraggly dog contest. Beings from around the galaxies came, all hoping for the title of the universes most scraggly dog, whether they were actually a dog or not. Centipede-like creatures with wings circled around the skies, while beasts with long antenna and tails burrowed beneath the ground, and dogs with bioluminescent fur bounded about. Things with thousands of heads, plant creatures growing from one place to the other, dragons that looked like chickens, chickens that looked like dragons, small creatures smaller than a thumbnail, and thousands of other kinds of creatures milled about the place, all waiting for their turn to be judged. To win, they needed all three of the judges absolute approval. The judges were a tough lot to impress as well. They had been gathered from the depths of the universe, the hardest men and women to be impressed. Rocks were more likely to gasp at the scraggliness of the dogs. The judges began to make their way to the scraggly dog. He felt very very confident; there was nothing near his level of scraggliness. The judges were just three dogs away from him, and his heart began to beat faster. Two dogs away, and he began to sweat. Despite his confidence, he couldn’t help but feel worried. One dog away, and the scraggly dog began to pace. This was it. The judges came to the scraggly dog. ”HOLY SMOKES! THIS DOG IS THE SCRAGGLIEST THING I’VE SEEN IN MY LIFE!” The first judge said, utter surprise showing on his face. The scraggly dog’s heart began to soar. He was the scraggliest dog alive! ”THIS. DOG. IS. THE. SCRAGGLIEST. THING. I. HAVE. EVER. SEEN.” the second judge said, falling to his knees in awe at the pure scragliness he saw. The scraggly dog jumped for joy. He was going to win! “Meh. I’ve seen better,” the third judge said.

Alright, brace yourselves. Here it comes!!

Truthless knocked on the bunker door. “May I come in too? I may not know the Amazing World of Gumball, but I’ve got all three seasons of Avatar: The Last Airbender with me!! Oh, and also aluminum, you know, so when the universe breaks, the wild investiture won’t kill us”

Oh, yeah, that is a reference, if an inadvertent one

“GWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!” Truthless laughed in triumph.

But not as much as waffles

NOOOOOOOOO NOT SUPER SMASH BROS Instead, all the characters from [insert lesser video game here] died

Only the true fans will know (I’m out of upvotes for today, but tomorrow, there will be upvotes!!)

It was delicious