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Truthless of Shinovar

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  1. Truthless of Shinovar
    Granted, you leave this thread, never find any genies, magic amulets, and other nonsensical stuff, and your bane is that now you wish that you could wish. As a side note, and black hole has opened up over Earth because of the paradoxes. I wish I had season 3 of Dragon Prince. Heck, might as well make it seasons 4, 5, and 6 as well
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    Alright, this probably belongs in the crack pot theory thread, but how about this: Dalinar picks up Odium. He definitely got the Connection; he spent years slaughtering people, and was pretty passionate about it. He’s had personal experiences with Odium, probably more than most other people living on Roshar. I could see this as a cool twist that Sanderson would add, just because it would be so unexpected! I’d imagine that this would happen later, like maybe book 8 or something, and the next book would be about trying to save Dalinar before his self is warped by the Odium’s intent. This could happen, maybe, by Dalinar also picking up Honor and Cultivation, maybe becoming a new shard: Unity!
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    spoilers ahead Every time that Elhokar dies, it just kinda makes me sad. Not crying, but just sad,because I mean that guy was about to get such a cool redemption arc! I really wanted to see him change, and become someone better than he was, and storming Moash came and killed him Also in Mistborn: Secret History, watching Leras die was really kinda sad, just to see him devolve and slowly die. Oh, and one last one! When Shallan tries to soulcast Stick into fire, I laughed so hard I started to cry, then actually cried because Shallan actually thought she could soulcast Stick, but she can’t, and is a complete and utter failure in that regard
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    *hugs entire forum* But on a separate note, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY SIGNED COPY OF ARCANUM UNBOUNDED FINALLY CAME ITS THE LAST COSMERE BOOK I HAVE TO READ I’M SO EXCITED
  5. Truthless of Shinovar
    Ribbons of sand suddenly burst open the door, and a tall man strode into the room. He walked purposefully to the front desk, ignoring the conversation between He had business to attend to, and nothing could or would hinder him right now “This is the scholar’s guild right? That means you have information; tell me, do either of you know how to find the Ghostbloods?”
  6. Truthless of Shinovar
    If you guys haven’t already, try looking up “Sanic trailer” or “new sonic animation trailer” or something like that, and you should find something pretty epic
  7. Truthless of Shinovar
    Suddenly, Mr. Mimes, cloaked in madness
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    Wait, did we just convert @Lunamor to Studio C?!! YES!!!!!! just watch out for seasons 8 and 9, those were just kinda.... cringy (at least in my opinion; I can’t speak for the entire 17th shard)
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    Quick!! Get a pokeball for those three!
  10. Truthless of Shinovar
    “Hehehe... check our TLPW if ya want to see it”
  11. Truthless of Shinovar
    That’s when Truthless walked in. ”hey kid, you wanna here the story of the scraggly dog?” He said in a scratchy voice, wearing an overcoat and sunglasses.
  12. Truthless of Shinovar
    I’ll give you a hint The scraggly dog was on a roll, so he went to the statewide scraggly dog competition. There were thousands of scraggly dogs there, the likes of which the scraggly dog had never seen before! Scraggly dogs that looked like cats, cats that looked like scraggly dogs, and pretty much anything else that looked scraggly. By this point, the judges weren’t too picky. Until they saw the scraggly dog that is. “This dog.... the scraggliness is inconceivable!!” The first judge said. “Bark!! Bark bark bark!! Woof woof!!” The second judge said, who happened to be a dog (not scraggly however) “I cannot believe just how scraggly this dog is!!” The third judge said. And so, the dog won the state wide scraggly dog competition. But he wasn’t ready to stop just yet!
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    Everybody! @Chaos the sheer number of mentions ought to bring him here! (but actually you probably shouldn’t, this will probably tick him off)
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    Tels grinned. "Where to?" he asked.
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    After the county contest, the couple decided that they might as well keep going, so they left for the city-wide scraggly dog contest. When they got there, there were hundreds of scraggly dogs, all trying to win the contest. Finally, after much waiting, it was the scraggly dog’s turn to be presented before the judges. ”The scraggliness... it’s overpowering!!” The first judge said. The second judges was simply at a loss for words at the scraggliness of the dog. ”THIS DOG IS SO FRICKIN SCRAGGLY” the third judge said. And so the scraggly dog won the city contest.
  16. Truthless of Shinovar
    So a bear walks into a restaurant, and walks over to a booth and sits down. The waiter came up and asked what the bear wanted. ”Alright,” said the bear, “I’ll take a burger and some fries.” ”Why the big pause?” The waiter asked. ”Oh these?” The bear said holding his paws up. “I’ve had them all my life!!”
  17. Truthless of Shinovar
    Like this(!): *wins so much more than anybody else, so much that I win in all threads that ever exist, or ever will exist!!*
  18. Truthless of Shinovar
    But then we start to get a plot, and the randomness goes away!
  19. Truthless of Shinovar
    “Well, we gotta fix all this somehow!”
  20. Truthless of Shinovar
    “Oh nothing really, we just already had TLT” I said, confused as if this was third person or first person. Maybe you would know, I thought, switching over to second person
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    Truthless gasped in surprise. “Not the ghanderflaffles!”
  22. Truthless of Shinovar
    “Woah! I haven’t been here in a hot sec!” Truthless said, suddenly appearing wherever the story was taking place. “Could somebody fill me in on what’s happened in the last 15 pages or so?”
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    “Gah!! I leave for a few days, and now TLPW has become a role play!!!” Truthless said while falling to his knees in defeat. *wins* *for the first time in a while*
  24. Truthless of Shinovar

    Umm... I think this is how you do a status update, but basically I was gone for a few days, but now I’m a gyorn!! Bow down to my religious iron fist!!

  25. Truthless of Shinovar
    “Organizations, eh?” Tels said diving out of the way of the bullets raining down from the giant that had just stepped into the room. “And what would their business be? If it includes money, I wouldn’t be opposed to hirement.”
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