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Truthless of Shinovar

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  1. Truthless of Shinovar
    You are my sweeeeeeeeaaaaaaatttttt-shirt!! oh, and what’s your favorite food?@Emperor Stick
  2. Truthless of Shinovar
    Oh. Welp, BoS, you should probably just Ascend to Ruin right now then Or maybe Ruin should Ascend to Bring of Shadows
  3. Truthless of Shinovar
    Welcome back! And @BringerofShadows, with all due respect, may I ask why your Narrator is so bent on destroying everybody in the thread? The reason is probably stated back in the thread somewhere, but I’m lazy
  4. Truthless of Shinovar
    Hmmmm.... can one drown in air? Perhaps Tom Joebob is actually a fish...
  5. Truthless of Shinovar
    *darns* *and then wins*
  6. Truthless of Shinovar
    But ran after him with a vial in hand edit: gah!! Ninja’d again by Thought!!
  7. Truthless of Shinovar
    Oh, I was talking about Threnody the Epic
  8. Truthless of Shinovar
    He was terrifying edit: ninja’d
  9. Truthless of Shinovar
    Which was actually Threnody
  10. Truthless of Shinovar
    They also caused the occasional Earthquake.
  11. Truthless of Shinovar
    But cheered. He had saved Tom Joebob before, and had been waiting patiently for him to return.
  12. Truthless of Shinovar
    Truthless sighed, then teleported Butte and But somewhere safe, where BoS could not hurt them. “Listen,” he said. “How about I get But and Butte to leave for a bit, and you try not to kill them? Deal?”
  13. Truthless of Shinovar
    This, of course, was impossible. Truthless was a Narrator, unstoppable and immortal, and he wanted the destruction to stop. Butte and But also came back, this time with beards. Truthless created a barrage of fireballs which he shot at BoS
  14. Truthless of Shinovar
    “Alright,” said Truthless, walking into the setting popping his knuckles menacingly, “who killed But and Butte?” As he read through the thread, he discovered the killer, and unleashed his wrath upon Bringer of Shadows, while bringing back But and Butte, his only two creations on this thread. He charged at BoS, the strength of the cosmere raging through his vein, the Void filling him with power, his powers as a Narrator filling him with unlimited amounts of energy. He leaped towards BoS, a bolt of pure energy and rage, and slammed it down. @BringerofShadows He also read through Ember’s vision, seeds of worry planted in his mind. It seemed ominous, and he pondered what it would bring for the thread...
  15. Truthless of Shinovar
    It was in fact page 600 of The Longest Thread (Misadventures) that killed and shattered Adonalsium.
  16. Truthless of Shinovar
    Scraggly voltron
  17. Truthless of Shinovar
    that’s when it became the 600th page! edit: oh crap. I got ninja’d. Hard.
  18. Truthless of Shinovar
    I will be the first post on the 600th page!!!! Edit: even if it requires multiple edits!!!! Or even more to take up more space!!
  19. Truthless of Shinovar
    “Guys, we’re almost to page 600!!!!!!!!!” Truthless said, using way too many exclamation marks.
  20. Truthless of Shinovar
    *scraggly dogs*
  21. Truthless of Shinovar
    151% that is
  22. Truthless of Shinovar
    *wins*
  23. Truthless of Shinovar
    Ooooooooooof
  24. Truthless of Shinovar
    People cringed all throughout the universe, not at the voice, but rather the words and tune of the song.
  25. Truthless of Shinovar
    It is posted at random intervals, so I guess I don’t have to wait a day to post The scraggly dog was excited to see the world. Or at least all of the scraggly dogs that the world had to offer. Thousands came from all across the world, ranging from small dogs to large dogs, golden retrievers to golden doodles, all of them scraggly. People travelled from distant cities to behold this mass gathering of scraggly dogs. History had never seen the likes of this before, and the world itself seemed to hold its breath as he judges judged every dog. But they stopped dead in their tracks when they saw the scraggly dog. “This... t-this dog.... ITSOSCRAGGLY!!!!” The first judge said. ”Scraggly.... oh so scraggly...” the second judge said, falling into madness upon seeing such scraggliness. ”This dog gets first place! No question!!!” The third judge announced. The judges didn’t even bother judging the rest of the dogs; they already knew that the scraggly dog was the scraggliest dog on the earth. That’s why the scraggly dog decided to go to the universe competition.
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