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  1. Jaywalk
    Apparently I’m Luna Lovegood. That is incredibly accurate.
  2. Jaywalk
    "He's right," the knight said.
  3. Jaywalk
    “Well, I’m quite all right.” The knight drew his sword and handed it to Melody. “The story is now in your hands. A world waits to be woven by your words.”
  4. Jaywalk
    “I... lost many memories. An incident involving a cooking pot and a bow tie.”
  5. Jaywalk
    There was a pigeon conqueror named Jake.
  6. Jaywalk
    An ancient land where pigeons ruled with feathered fists.
  7. Jaywalk
    That... was beautiful.
  8. Jaywalk
    I would also take another meme, given the chance.
  9. Jaywalk
    Amen to that. There’s plenty of Fire Emblem characters who aren’t generic sword characters (we really didn’t need Chrom, honestly).
  10. Jaywalk
    I would like a meme, if anyone’s willing
  11. Jaywalk
    "Ah, the man in the green suit. He is my father." The knight cocked his head. "I think."
  12. Jaywalk
    The knight stopped crying. "I'm okay." Then he stood up, his hair blowing in the wind. "What seems to be the issue here?"
  13. Jaywalk
    "The mean squirrel hurted me," the knight blubbered like a little kid.
  14. Jaywalk
    The squirrel raked its claws across the knight's perfect, chiseled jaw. The knight let out a cry and fell off his horse. The knight started crying.
  15. Jaywalk
    The knight pulled off his helm, revealing a head of legendary golden locks. "Hey," he said to Melody.
  16. Jaywalk
    *clank* *clank* *clank* “Who goes there?”
  17. Jaywalk
    I recently finished the Nyxia Triad by Scott Reintgen. I picked up the first book from the library on a whim while browsing the shelves, and by the end of it I was hooked. These characters are my children.
  18. Jaywalk
    Butt didn't like dill pickles.
  19. Jaywalk
    But it wasn’t his fault.
  20. Jaywalk
    The vampire blobs were offended.
  21. Jaywalk
    Vampire blobs that posed a severe choking hazard to children under 7.5.
  22. Jaywalk
    It housed a large creature with dangerous capabilities.
  23. Jaywalk
    It was used to sabotage the engines of an aircraft carrier.
  24. Jaywalk
    Wow, that was fun until it wasn’t. Meanwhile, the turtle was hijacking a cruise ship.
  25. Jaywalk
    His family mourned him with party poppers.
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