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  1. Jaywalk
    And then they snuggled him five times in the face.
  2. Jaywalk
    But they soon found a dead body. It had been snuggled in the chest. They were not alone.
  3. Jaywalk
    His judgment got everywhere.
  4. Jaywalk
    Or hurting the poor cremlings. On a side note, I wonder how a Sleepless would feel if one of the hordelings got squished.
  5. Jaywalk
    But she did have a mouth, which worked just fine.
  6. Jaywalk
    Good day, new Sharder! I'm assuming you're a Star Wars fan, just going off your username. We already have something in common! Who's your favorite Star Wars character? Movie? Planet?
  7. Jaywalk
    There was another who also craved clown blood--Butterflutter the Seventh. She had no hands and three feet.
  8. Jaywalk
    "Um," Nael began, "I'm from Scadrial, but I moved to Roshar when I was seventeen. I have a sister and two parents, but I haven't seen Aleva nor my mother in years. I'm a pewter ferring, and I, uh, have this." He gestured to his Shardblade. "My favorite food is steak." He smiled, looking off into the distance. "I do love steak..."
  9. Jaywalk
    "Bloodflame?" Nael felt the fear rising up in his chest, but stood his ground, consciously looking for an escape route. "Uh...sure."
  10. Jaywalk
    Have an upvote.
  11. Jaywalk
    All the narrators wished him luck on his noble journey.
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  13. Jaywalk
    Narrator Jaywalk enters to derail the story. The river was full of blood, drained from the bodies of every living thing in this world. Bean, how could you?
  14. Jaywalk
    The narrators kept switching the gender of Butterflutter the Eighth. She was getting quite annoyed at this.
  15. Jaywalk
    Nael summoned his Shardblade. “What is this place?” His gaze fell upon the people staring at him, and he immediately began tapping pewter, dropping his eyes to his feet.
  16. Jaywalk
    I’m in band as we speak
  17. Jaywalk
    “Hey!” Nael called, running to catch up with Jacien. “Wait for me!”
  18. Jaywalk
    “I’d appreciate that.”
  19. Jaywalk
    And then he died. A funeral was held in Tanavast’s honor, with no mention of Joe whatsoever.
  20. Jaywalk
    I hate Valentine's Day. I hate nested spoilers. Okay, done now.
  21. Jaywalk
    Aleva slipped carefully through the front doors, approaching the front desk with her sweetest smile. "I'd like to purchase a pair of blasters," she said, tossing her hair as dramatically as she possibly could. "Dwig, is it? Oh, and an aluminum lined helmet, if that can be arranged." @Dr. Dapper
  22. Jaywalk
    But also kind of like a spider.
  23. Jaywalk
    Plot twist! Brutus was actually an Australian bulldog.
  24. Jaywalk
    And then she passed out, covered in hives.
  25. Jaywalk
    Butterflutter the Eighth had an allergy attack.
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