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Goodbye!

See people in two weeks!

But we all know that won't happen!

Goodnight moon,

Goodnight sense of doom,

Goodnight profile pics that make me wonder who's in the room.

Goodbye!

Adieu!

I'mma go live in a highprince's shoe! 

hmmm

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it always shocks me

Life is...confusing. And hard. 

It’s weird to learn that like eighty percent of who you are has possibly been your mental disorder all along. *writes, deletes* Ugh. You can feel free to ignore this, I just thought I’d say it somewhere. 

Anyway. Part of my OCD is apparently perfectionism OCD, and to tackle it I need to do things quick and reckless and not avoid them just because I can’t do them to my own standards. So I’m going to join some RPs and write posts that might be short and that is okay. 

Storms, this feels awkward. I hereby conclude this update from Ene?  

Life is...confusing. And hard. 

It’s weird to learn that like eighty percent of who you are has possibly been your mental disorder all along. *writes, deletes* Ugh. You can feel free to ignore this, I just thought I’d say it somewhere. 

Anyway. Part of my OCD is apparently perfectionism OCD, and to tackle it I need to do things quick and reckless and not avoid them just because I can’t do them to my own standards. So I’m going to join some RPs and write posts that might be short and that is okay. 

Storms, this feels awkward. I hereby conclude this update from Ene?  

Life is...confusing. And hard. 

It’s weird to learn that like eighty percent of who you are has possibly been your mental disorder all along. *writes, deletes* Ugh. You can feel free to ignore this, I just thought I’d say it somewhere. 

Anyway. Part of my OCD is apparently perfectionism OCD, and to tackle it I need to do things quick and reckless and not avoid them just because I can’t do them to my own standards. So I’m going to join some RPs and write posts that might be short and that is okay. 

Storms, this feels awkward. I hereby conclude this update from Ene?  

Hello!

It is my duty as a heavenly deity to make sure mortals are being intelligent

If you are seeing this you are most likely alive.

If you are alive, (and reading this) you could very well be one of the 57% of people with access to the web, who also own a pet, mainly a cat or dog. If you own a cat or dog give them a belly rub, or a scratch behind the ears. If you own any other kind of pet go and do something nice for them.

Pets are people too.

HAPPY FALL EQUINOX!!! IT'S FINALLY THE BESTEST SEASON!!!

Hi ya'll! I was perusing the shard today and I thought I would just let you all know that I'm doing fine, still alive and all that. I was quoted a few times, so it's good to know that I haven't been forgotten . Life is still busy. School/homework has always taken up a lot of my time, and I think it'll be a while before things smooth out.

I finally introduced my aunt Cassy to the cosmere though, and I've been meaning to make a thread about the experience, I just haven't found the time. To give you all a little preview, here's my favorite part of the whole conversation (I was very proud of myself for using this quote):

Me: Now here's the big question. You take the blue pill, and you can go back to blissfully reading through Brandon's books. You wake up in your bed, and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill... you stay in Wonderland. And I show you just how deep this rabbit hole goes.

Cassy: RED PILL!! I want the RED!!!

Anyway, I really miss you all! I hope I can be on more often, even just to peruse. I'm really grateful for all of the friends I've made on here. You all are amazing. AC out!

Can someone please tell me why these notifications are worded in such a creepy way?

Can someone please tell me why these notifications are worded in such a creepy way?

I don’t think I ever told anyone this last year, but I do ballet and I’m doing it again this year! If anyone else does ballet, well you probably won’t see this, but if you do you should tell me about it! 

Pros- Ballet is awesome for musicals and other dance stuff, it makes you as buff as your roll-playing characters and it surprises everyone when you tell them you do it.

Cons-NOTHING!!!

I found this on Sanderson vending machine (the thread it's not an actual thing, unfortunately )

And I just.. Y'all need to watch this

Storms, I forgot to do something for my 1700th post! Well... Long Live the Shard! May another 1700 posts pass in happiness, fun, and most importantly, friendship!

IMMA KNIGHT RADIANT NOW STORMS YEAH

IMMA GROW PLANTS ALL OVER YOUR FACES MWAHAHAHA

IMMA ALSO HEAL YOUR SCRATCHES WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT MWAHAHAHA

oh I also have a shardblade now that’s cool too I guess

(But seriously, I’m super excited about this! It’s been months since I last went up in rank, thank you guys so much for giving me upvotes!)

RoW: 

For once, I enjoyed my time in Walmart. These were in the for sale book bin. I couldn’t find AoL, but I’m glad I saw these. I am kinda offended by the fact that Sanderson books are thrown haphazardly in a sale bin, but at the same time it's not everyday you can get 2 hardcover Sanderson books for 10 bucks.

Guys... it's National Read a Book Day.

Our time has come.

So anyway I discovered that at some point in my life I’ll time travel to the past and found a shirt business called Wound Up because everything on them is just pulled straight from my soul: 

(image ID for if Mosaic reads this) four shirts reading “sorry I’m very awkward sorry”, “don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping”, “out of my mind be back in five minutes”, and “it’s a beautiful day to stay indoors” 

Saw the first one and immediately thought Salad would love this  

Well another year has gone by. Tomorrow I'll be another year older. Where does the time go. Wherever it goes I want to thank the Shard for making the previous year awesome. Here is to an awesome upcoming year!!

So, the last week I've been pretty pressed for time, what with my new job and getting ready for school. I haven't had much time for the shard, and I'm not sure when I will have much time for the shard. I may not be on very often for a while, but I hope that doesn't last too long!