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  1. whattheHoid
    Lord Tresting was irritated at first that he was brought back, but once he heard about the Plan of Domination, he got really excited. Then Scruple brought in a man named Dilaf and couldn't wonder if that was a mistake. He had a fanatic look in his eyes that made even Butt uneasy.
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    Butt liked to pretend he knew what fancy words like scruples meant, but in reality he could barely count to 20. Luckily, Scruple could count and read everything.
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    "Which world should I rule?" thought Butt. Than he realized, rule just one world, that's not challenging enough, he would rule the whole Cosmere. But first, Butt needed a team of people with no scruples to help.
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    The spikes gave Butt superhuman sense of smell and strength. He became the ultimate and strongest Fartomancer with these spikes. Than the voices came. Butt was scared; confused.
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    Rusty nails. The nails pierced his skin and he tripped head over heels onto...
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    @ethan sedai yeah I don't know too much about Star Trek and how fast their ships are, but I, too, remember the Millennium Falcon traveling to the far end of the galaxy, in what appeared to be an hour maybe, I think in A New Hope? When they go from Tatooine (sp?) to the Death Star? That was what I was thinking of; that maybe the collective inhabitants of the Cosmere would develop into a society that would have ships capable of that speed and maybe travel out of the Cosmere galaxy. But, perhaps it might be easier to travel through the perpendicularities or at least some of them? I assume as Brandon writes more Cosmere novels and time progresses we might get somewhere close to "tradition" space travel.
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    @AonEne Very interesting, and thank you for indulging my curiosity.
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    Butt proceeded to exploit this weakness, using the terrible Naro. Gold-eyes started to panic; his body started to expand grotesquely and popped. Butt took the device. "That's the last time I leave something important with a crazy person." Butt muttered. "Now to get off this cursed planet."
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    He found the Eye with his friend Gold-eyes. He was quickly regretting his decision though as Gold-eyes was insane and thought he was the leader of an empire. This empire was made of garbage and ants. Butt had to tread carefully. Luckily, Gold-eyes had one weakness. @AonEne -Is your sense of taste heightened? Like does is overcompensate for the loss of one sense, in your case smell? Can you taste colors?
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    After, Butt traded with Wayne, he traveled farther into Shadesmar. He needed to get to Threnody, where he left a very important device there. Nothing was more important than retrieving it.
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    Wayne said, "Tell you what, Butt; I'll let you through if you give me that hat and I'll throw in 3 cows." Butt thought for a moment and said, "Sure, why not?" After all he didn't want to come off capricious. Gancho, we have a total of 19 or so words that rhyme with vicious. Why!?
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    The noodles brought Butt back to a simpler time when he was traveling with Lift. He decided to reunite with his friend and escape the ghanderflaffle sneakily with a clever disguise, a grand hat. He headed back through Shadesmar and encountered Wayne, who wouldn't let him go any further without a trade. Malicious. There @Gancho Libre! There's your rhyme, sule!
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    There's your upvote, take it!
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    @teknopathetic I actually looked up Dingers beneath Aimia, that's 2 mins I can't get back.
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    Eh, I guess you're right. I wouldn't have thought of that as I can smell. You can't smell anything and you can taste? I've a super stuffed nose before and couldn't taste anything. It's cool, your objection is noted; no hard feelings. It's hard to sometimes remember that there are normal human things happening in this story, i.e. basic human senses and ridiculous things, like Fartomancy.
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    My bad, yes Conflict! And do we really have to still do rhymes? Can this stop!? Odium decided that if he had to suffer any more rhyming, he would destroy not only the person rhyming, but their whole planet as well. Still, Butt suffered with ruined taste buds, a side effect of his Fartomancy, but that would not deter him from his quest.
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    Butt spewed out that nasty food; it put him in quite the mood. He kept thinking, "Dude! I'm so screwed! My Fartomancy has made my taste buds turn lewd!" Odium sat back with glee and enjoying his camaraderie with his pal, Harmony, whilst drinking some tea.
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    Fascinating. Brandon's answers kinda make sense and not. I am curious, if the Cosmere, itself, is a dwarf galaxy, than I wonder where it is in relation to another inhabited galaxy. I would assume there is if Adonalsium created the Cosmere and not the entire universe. Are the other galaxies like ours? Meaning, are there a few or one planet with life and the rest of the planets are uninhabitable. Do they think they are the only ones? Do they have they're own Cognitive Realm, or is that only in existence because of shards and its Investiture? If not, I wonder if it would be possible to somehow "Galaxy-hop"? It would be really neat at some point to have a story within the Universe that holds the Cosmere. Is the Universe expanding, shrinking? Are there black holes? Wormholes? I should try to channel my inner Shallan and draw this.
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    @Weltall Many thanks! Sidenote, do we know when the Cosmere first came into existence? Like was there a big bang and out of that explosion came the shards? Or were the shards already in existence? Or does Brandon not even know. Is this too deep a question?
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    @Mason Wheeler can you listen to the podcast on YouTube? I haven't had any issues, but if it is your player, SoundCloud or YouTube would be the way to go.
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    Lol, Thanks Brandon very very very very very very much! That's the way to tell how old someone is by the amount of very's in front!
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    @RShara wow thanks so much! That is really useful!! @Wandering Investor I got the impression in Secret History, that the Elantrians in the Cognitive Realm were there developing that piece of technology to assume the power of a fallen shard for a reasonably long time. I assumed they weren't there at the time Elantris fell. But I'm probably wrong, I have no facts, just a hunch.
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    Our story is a tale of woe, but hopefully it won't blow. Our hero, Sir Butt is off on his adventures, while we toil with our ventures. Hopefully, Odium will take our pain soon before we all fall to gloom.
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    @Gancho Libre is positivitely evil, making us rhyme is medieval.
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    My god only in rhymes!!? Ok time to channel my inner Listener and go! The people of the Cosmere were getting so tired, of being so mired. The smell was getting too wired; and made all the florists get fired. They couldn't make the flowers mask; so instead they all had to bask in a cask. Storms, I suck poetry!
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