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YES! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

Totally know what you mean. Warbreaker is great.

Hey there! Have an upvote! Favorite character?

Let's do this. (Will edit the rest in.) *** You hear a scream, to your left, to your right. What's going on? You're full of fright. Are there chasmfiends here? Are they gonna eat you? I don't think so cause, cause the Lopen is the true. Dancin on the sky, soarin through the wind, It is me. It is I. It is the Lopen. You got two arms? Well I got one. No wait, now I got two. All the more reason for me to beat up you. You don't got no skills, you don't get to talk. Cuz the Lopen will just Lash your mouth and seal it shut. I got what it takes, you know I'm the real deal. While you're crying to your momma I am getting real. Hey there Spook, how does it do? Not as good as me cuz I am me and you are you. But you can burn tin so you can see me win better. I am the one, the one with one arm. And I got a lot more talent in that one little arm. Dancin on the sky, soarin through the wind, it is me it is I it is the Lopen. I can guarantee that I know the truth. And all you got is your self, ya big brute. You think that you are macho? I am the Gancho. I have the gloryspren, floatin round me. All you got is a little in your pants, it is pee. Yo Stormfather, you all sad and alone? I know you were her dad. But you know what? I got the cousins from Herdaz. I toughed out the bridge crews, sad little Rashek. What did you do, find a cure for a headache? Now you all know, what it means to be great. Don't try to stop me or I'll bash you on the pate. You don't got no skills, you don't get to talk. Cuz the Lopen will just Lash your mouth and seal it shut.

Is it overwhelming to be bombarded with literally dozens of questions all of a sudden?

@Sorana you have to bold it to make it canon

Obviously.

You could join...

Thanks y'all! The weaker ones are more fun to make.

Not so! @Ete'ni Dang, that's more recent than I thought... I was thinking 2015...

Just wondering.

So the narrators from the early days (May) banished The Munks because they were annoying and served no purpose. Then The Munks permanently died, no backsies.

Want to point out that I gave six clues. On my round. I won? Yay me.

Sazed Spook Beldre Breeze Clubs Demoux Wayne Steris Marasi MeLaan Teft Rock Pattern Dalinar Renarin Jasnah Wyndle Szeth Navani Gavilar Vivenna Vasher Nightblood Susebron Lightsong Sarene Raoden Galladon Karata Ashe Roial Ahan Daorn Lukel Jalla Eliminated Syl, she's so sweet and nice, even though she's a spren, she would be great for someone to build confidence from. Who would you hire for a comedy tour as the head comedian?

*meekly enters* *bows and exits*

i.e., Kelsier

@Apollyon Obviously because how else would the universe be so random?? Theory: Taking this theory one step further. The entire Cosmere is a product of Shallan's imagination.

Granted. However you do it wrong the first time and vaporize. I wish.

Hurt Elhokar, heal Conflux. Conflux - 2 David - 10 Mizzy - 10 Elend - 10 God King - 10 Gavilar - 10 Dalinar - 10 Elhokar - 9 Sebarial - 9 Raoden - 10

@Ete'ni just posted "." everywhere to get her downvotes.

@MitchBade obviously because he said he would let Roshar crash and burn to Dalinar. Theory: Lopen=Wayne Reincarnated

I'll be Lopen.(can't believe this hasn't been taken yet)