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Hazekiller burst through the door, Blade in hand, heading straight for Solace. He charged and leapt, swinging it.

Hazekiller smiled. Childish. Veil gripped the knife tighter. Suddenly, an Aviar knocked him down by dive-bombing. Haze picked up the fallen focus card. Typhoon lifted his Shardblade and walked away. He walked to find his informant. He did, and the man sent him to HQ. Now inside, he explained the situation. They gave him a replacement rope and armor. They also gave him a cylinder that absorbed Stormlight. He tapped the card and appeared right outside the house. He saw Naermen inside, and teleported back to base. They gave him several objects of importance. This time, he teleported right inside. "Naermen! Would you like some things?" Typhoon gave her Nei'an's hat, Aviar, truncheon, knife, and his final deathant bomb. Then, he turned to Li TaiRu and advanced, Blade in hand.

Typhoon frowned. Swearing two oaths was a bit of a cliche, after all. He managed to heal completely from Sethramir by tapping his enormous healing reserve. He charged at and broke the spirit tether because his armor was aluminum coated. He let his Aviar swoop around the room and shatter all gemstones. Finally, he dismissed his Blade and charged Devaan, beating him from every angle. He slammed him onto the ground and summoned his Shardblade. He stabbed it through Devaan's brain and into the ground.

1 down, 2 to go. Hazekiller charged Devaan, slashing Sethramir out of his hands and going for the face.

Typhoon leapt and swung his Blade at Rashan, who easily dodged, surprised that "Tevarah" was attacking him. Typhoon dropped his diguise once more. Hazekiller raised the Blade, severing the soul of Rashan's arm. He immediately healed. Hazekiller kept severing Rashan's soul in various places, and he kept healing. And then he stopped. Rashan began Leeching Typhoon's armor, and the pair collapsed together. No. This was not the end. Hazekiller began to stand and drove the Blade down Rashan's back, severing his soul entirely and killing him. Typhoon panted. Devaan approached. Damnation.

Hazekiller knew who these men were. Li TaiRu was a Forger, but more of a defensive fighter. No need to worry about him, yet. Devaan was a major threat, but Hazekiller knew how to deal with him. Rashan was fast but again, Hazekiller could deal with him. Hazekiller charged at Rashan first, tripping him with the rope. Then, he changed to look like Tevarah.

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Hazekiller commanded his rope to steal the card. He stepped forward. "Solace will end. Tonight."

This character is either an Allomancer or a Radiant.

Hazekiller leveled his Blade. "My name is Typhoon. I have been sent to destroy the Worldspike." "But first, I must kill Solace."

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Mine would be to forget what I'm saying in the middle of the-- What was I saying again?

We're going to make the Longest Post ever! Post a sentence that contextually makes sense based off of previous posts and I'll edit it into this one. Italicize what you want me to edit in. Also, please don't bring characters and stuff from The Longest Thread. It makes things confusing. Once there was a snowman. This snowman thought that BitBitio was just making another longest thread and changing it a tiny bit. The snowman wasn't sure what to think about this, and so decided to just pretend like it wasn't true. The snowman was slowly melting. Its tempurature was gradually rising, causing it to change states. It started out as a solid, but was becoming a liquid. Currently, it was in that in between stage known as slush. If it continued to heat up, it would become a puddle. Puddles are small bodies of water made from small snowmen bodies. the snowman didn't know this, but all of the other puddles around him were his colleagues who had already melted. Something sinister was at play. Amethyst flames suddenly materialized and took the form of horrific creatures the likes of which nightmares were made of. So he grabbed a stone and threw it and the newest creature.The stone went right through. The creatures were still made of the flames. The snowman couldn't run, because no one had ever built him legs. The Snowman wakes up from this terrible nightmare, realizing he slept through most of winter. "Interesting." He mused out loud. "I didn't realize snowmen hibernated. Or perhaps the snowman is the hibernating form of some other, more majestic creature? Or maybe I'm just a sleepy snowman." “No,” someone told the snowman, “You just have memory problems and can’t remember what you did all winter. Your dream will go away soon. I am sorry for you, because you won’t even remember me telling you this.” The snowman started screaming because he didn't want his dream to go away. The scream sounded like this: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Pain shot through the ear of the human. Or was it human? Telling snowmans about Inception type things didn’t seem human enough. Oh well, it thought. Time to break the truth to the rest of them.

Project Hazekiller dropped his disguise. There was no point in pretending.

These posts are the only elements still super present in the story. Legendary posts. Project I have to the other side of the CAL poly balls to do computer science fiction is the ruins of a fortress scratched one square millimeter of the walls are getting boring as well as the Sovereign made the Beyond and still none of the roof into air in my presence of the bar and noticed that was all irrelevant and you participate as well as it can be anything you want I wish. That was literally me typing in the suggested words. Lol

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Sorry for the triple post, but nobody is doing anything, so... oh well. @Gancho Libre has until Monday the 16th of July to make his move. Normally, it would be a much shorter time but I am going to Lake Powell till Monday, so I can't Shard until then.

Bit advises Apollyon that promoting him is unwise. In other words, he does his job.

Ink, I have cards too, just so ya know

Granted. Your curse is that you have the worst of luck. Everything that can go wrong for you will. However, you also heal from any wounds you receive, though these wounds are repaired incorrectly, so your body degrades and slowly turns to ash. As your ashes are spread throughout the Cosmere, so is your consciousness and you lose your ability to think and reason. Soon, your ashes degrade into subatomic particles and at last, you manage to wish to be restored. The Nightwatcher restores you, however she also makes it so nobody can remember you. No doctors can help you if you get sick, you can't find work, and you slowly starve. Soon this forgetfulness spreads to you, and you are unable to remember anything. You pass to the Beyond and still none, not even the omnipotent God Beyond, can remember you. Additionally, your sickness left an impression on the Cosmere and soon everything forgets everything. All the Realms forget how to function, as does the Beyond. Plants stop growing. The sun stops glowing. Everything stops. All of the worlds end, and all because you were selfish enough to ask for earbuds. I wish for Fortnite to die already!

Eyes on the prize, people. But that was all irrelevant. In fact, every single one of the past posts were irrelevant. But that was irrelevant, too.

Hazekiller stepped into the room and summoned his Shardblade. "Step away, everyone. Li TaiRu can Reseal him."