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@Slimy_Slider wow, I was not expecting that to be right... Okay... first hint: this place has something hidden in it.
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Tournament: Cosmere Character Roast Battles
Ashspren replied to Ashspren's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Just waiting on @AonEne! You still have 24 hours, though, so take your time. @Ishar told me that he can’t participate, so this round will be a three-way battle instead of four-way. Edit: sorry for the double post...- 2784 replies
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@Rhapsody, you’re on the list!- 2784 replies
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@Rainier Nice reference to the rock, that’s a great way to put it!
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SadeasDilafIadonDenthTonk FahMraizeIalaiMoashMalataRashekStraff VentureZaneMilesPaalmEdwarnLewishiYomenAesudanKabsalRoshoneKanPaarKarRutharTanalanTelrii Ahan. I don’t think he would be able to run very far... Who would be most likely to reign as supreme dictator of the world?
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Adolin’s tailor’s house?
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Adolin’s tailor’s house?
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Tournament: Cosmere Character Roast Battles
Ashspren replied to Ashspren's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Of course! And nice pun. The Endowment of good puns like that is a blessing.- 2784 replies
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Read. I haven’t listened to an audiobook in years. I like coming up for voices of characters in my head. Dalinar Blackthorn Era basically sounds like Arnold Schwarzenegger. Jasnah sounds like that extremely strict teacher or professor who’s staring into your soul whenever they talk to you. Hoid, when he’s trying to act wise and tell stories, sounds like the people in movies who say really deep stuff while they’re looking out windows. When he’s trying to be annoying, he sounds like a really annoying friend of mine...
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I feel like we’re going to get a “dark Hoid” moment here. I think it’ll be something like this (written like a movie script because why not): We see SHALLAN kneeling on the floor. Her hair is a tangled mess as tears Tun down her face, ruining her makeup. She is clutching the hem of a black coat, which is embroidered with silver thread. Her safehand is exposed by the gesture, but it is clear that she is too distressed to care. Camera angles up, and we see HOID, known as Wit to most of the people on Roshar. His face is unreadable. SHALLAN: Please. I need help. I needed to learn to be loved, like you said all those years ago. HOID: I gave you the advice, and you didn’t take it. I’m sorry, but I have to leave. Let go, child. HOID tries to remove her hands from his coat, but SHALLAN has an iron grip and won’t let go. SHALLAN: You’re the only one who’s ever understood! You’re the only one who can help me. I’ve told lies... so many lies. I’ve hurt people, Wit. HOID: As have I. SHALLAN: I’ve been a lie to everyone— everyone but you. You... you can help... HOID: I can help, indeed. But I won’t. He pauses for a moment. You know what I’ve learned, child? Everyone longs to be significant. But in this vast Cosmere, not many people can become significant. You aren’t. And now that I’m so close to making such a difference... I can’t let a small matter like this stop me. HOID wrenches SHALLAN’s hands away with inhuman strength, and turns the opposite direction. SHALLAN stares at his retreating figure in shock. You aren’t worth my time. ~ End Scene ~ Edit: Well that was fun to write, even if it was WAY too overdramatic and telenovela-esque.
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Shallan’s plot arc:
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Ashspren replied to Ashspren's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
And we’ll force him to live in Autonomy, so he does not spread the burden to us...- 2784 replies
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But then he’ll soon have Dominion over all puns!- 2784 replies
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Hey, @Herowannabe has Ambition. They want to be the best pun master of all time.- 2784 replies
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Guess That Cosmere Character! Forum Edition!
Ashspren replied to Kidpen's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Neither of those. Sixth Hint: this character is from a planet where only ONE Cosmere book/short story/novella takes place. -
Guess That Cosmere Character! Forum Edition!
Ashspren replied to Kidpen's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Ok, so @Ishar told me to “define dead” because the word “dead” has very blurry boundaries in Sanderson books. This character is dead, like actually dead. -
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Nice pun.- 2784 replies
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Buy. We’ve discussed that, I believe. Hoid is going to be the antagonist because he wants to bring someone back to life, endangering the majority of people in the Cosmere.
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Guess That Cosmere Character! Forum Edition!
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@Ishar nope. Nobody’s guessed yet! Fifth hint: this character is dead. -
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@AxeliustheGreat absolutely! Your name is on the reserved list. @Wyndlerunner, so happy you’re enjoying this! I’m having a lot of fun putting it together.- 2784 replies
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No problem! Thanks for making the grid.
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Tournament: Cosmere Character Roast Battles
Ashspren replied to Ashspren's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Congrats to @Gray to, who represented Vin, our winner for this round! Next up... @The Harlem Worldhoppers, with Moash! @AonEne, with Odium! @Toaster Retribution, with Amaram! @Ishar, with Kelsier! Good luck, everyone!- 2784 replies
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Guess That Cosmere Character! Forum Edition!
Ashspren replied to Kidpen's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Nope! Fourth hint: this character can use Investiture.
