Ashspren

Vin Elend Kelsier Sazed Rashek Spook Beldre Ham Breeze Dockson Tindwyl Clubs Demoux Wax Wayne Steris Marasi MeLaan Kaladin Syl Shallan Teft Rock Moash Pattern Dalinar Stormfather Renarin Jasnah Lift Wyndle Szeth Eshonai Tien Navani Gavilar Wit Vivenna Vasher Siri Nightblood Susebron Lightsong Blushweaver Bluefingers Sarene Raoden Hrathen Dilaf Galladon Karata Ashe Roial Ahan Shuden Kaise Daorn Kiin Lukel Jalla Adien Wyrn Eliminated ADOLIN!!! If you had to interview a character, who would it be?

I've had tears in my eyes so many times, but I've (surprisingly) never actually cried. I have screamed, attracted attention, and made @Ishar comfort me, though... The books that got me closest to crying: All three SA books Hero of the Ages (at the end) Crimson Crown by Cinda Williams Chima Any of the Percy Jackson or Heroes of Olympus books (bring back memories) Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Crooked Kingdom by Leigh Bardugo All The Light We Cannot See by Anthony Doerr The Outsiders by S.E. Hinton

There's "Rag Domi," from Elantris. In Shadows for Silence, I think they say "shadows." I voted for Airsick Lowlander, because that's what I call @Ishar and other friends on a regular basis.

Awesome choices, everyone! We need 12 more people to start, so if anyone could tag people who they think might be interested, please do.

So here’s how this works… I’m going to post a list of characters. Beneath that list, I am going to say a question or a criteria. The next person copies and pastes the list, but eliminates one character based off of the criteria that the previous person gave. Then, they give their own set of criteria. The next person copies and pastes the list from the previous person’s post, and it continues until there’s only one character left. Hope this doesn’t crash and burn straight from the start… Before this starts, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE mention who you are eliminating before you copy and paste the revised list! Here’s the initial list (MB Era 1, MB Era 2, Stormlight Archive, Warbreaker, Elantris): Vin Elend Kelsier Sazed Rashek Spook Beldre Ham Breeze Dockson Tindwyl Clubs Demoux Wax Wayne Steris Marasi MeLaan Kaladin Syl Shallan Teft The Lopen Rock Moash Pattern Dalinar Stormfather Adolin Renarin Jasnah Lift Wyndle Szeth Eshonai Tien Navani Gavilar Wit Vivenna Vasher Siri Nightblood Susebron Lightsong Blushweaver Bluefingers Sarene Raoden Hrathen Dilaf Galladon Karata Ashe Roial Ahan Shuden Kaise Daorn Kiin Lukel Jalla Adien Wyrn First elimination criteria: Which character would be your best friend?

Hurt Conlfux, heal Elhokar. Conflux - 4 David - 10 Mizzy - 10 Elend - 10 God King - 10 Gavilar - 10 Dalinar - 10 Elhokar - 9 Sebarial - 10 Raoden - 10

It was via text, and he did it for WEEKS. It was storming annoying. About that... I still haven’t gotten Thunderhead yet...

“Read Mistborn” is the iconic one, though. The amount of times you spammed me with that... even after I finished it. And then, of course, you spammed me AGAIN before finally getting me to read Era 2...

Hey, I did it eventually! You didn’t even have to give me the book! Plus, I finished the entire Reckoners series in 2 days. I got no sleep. Best decision ever, though. #noregrets.

I'm going to take one more guess. Melishi.

@AonEne, can I join? I know my history is kind of long... but it was fun to write.

Brandon has hinted about one Shard possibly being Ingenuity...

So... @Ishar had been telling me to read Mistborn for a few weeks, and I was like “yeah, I’ll get to it eventually.” Fortunately, Ishar is an extremely impatient person. One day, they just gave The Final Empire, and said “there. Now you have no choice. Read.” And that is when my amazing Cosmere journey began...

You know you’re a Sanderfan (Can we abbreviate this?... YKYASF?) when you make a roast battle tournament for Cosmere characters... I need 16 people, and have 2 so far. If anyone is interested, check it out please! I’ve had dreams about teaming up with some friends to steal Brandon’s notes and learn all of the secrets about Hoid’s backstory... #noregrets Also, you know you’re a Sanderfan when you learn that Lea Michele’s engagement ring diamond is cut in a style called a “radiant cut,” and start to realize that maybe Glee is just a TV show to showcase how Lightweavers show off their artistic powers with no Stormlight to surgebind with...

Hello everyone, and welcome to the Cosmere Character Roast Battle Tournament! The Sharder currently in charge is @Ghanderflaffle. Please direct your questions to her instead of Ashspren. There are RoW spoilers in this thread. You have been warned. Here’s a rough outline of how this is gonna work… Up to 16 people sign up. I will RANDOMLY choose four characters to go against each other. The people who are representing these characters will write a rap, roasting the other characters– every character for themselves. They will have 48 hours, otherwise they will forfeit. If all people forfeit, they are all out. Votes for the best rap will be using a link to a survey. The person with the most votes after 24 hours wins! I will announce the winner, then announce the next people. More In-Depth Tournament Structure: In the first round, there will be 4 people participating per competition (ex- Sarene, Kaladin, Vin, Vasher) and they will all be going against each other. There will be one winner out of the four. That will narrow things down to 4 people left in the tournament. These competitions will be in pairs (ex- Vin vs Hoid, Kelsier vs Dalinar). The final two will go head-to-head in the Roast Finale. Fillers: If you are too late to sign up for this round, you might still be able to compete! You will be put on a waiting list, so if anyone is unable to participate, you can step in and represent their character. However, this is only for the primary round. In the semifinals and championships, if someone is unable to compete, the second place winner from their previous match will step in. They will also have to represent the previous person's character. If you are a filler person, you are allowed to be on the reserved list for the next tournament. However, if you are pulled into the current tournament, you will be taken off the reserved list. Ties: If we are in the face of a tie, the two people who tied will have up to 8 lines to roast the other person. These mini-roasts, plus the actual raps themselves, will determine the winner of that round. If you’re interested in writing raps to roast other characters, comment which character you would like to represent. No duplicates, please! There can be up to 16 people participating, because this is the Cosmere, and 16 is important. I will start the competitions once 16 people have commented. Tag anyone who you think might be interested! IMPORTANT NOTE: You do not have to actually rap! Just think of it more as writing poetry, but “roasting with poetry” just didn’t have the right ring to it... Outdated:

Oh, yeah... sorry...

I don't know which god it is, but I would just feel bad for them. Hoid would be a pretty high-maintenance god.

You know you're a Sanderfan when this happens... Characters: ME, FRIEND A, FRIEND B ME: I swear, I haven't seen you in forever, Friend A. Are you still reading a lot of books and stuff? FRIEND A: Yeah. Y'know, I've been reading a lot of fantasy lately. My boyfriend introduced me to this author... do you know Brandon– ME, FRIEND A: SANDERSON? ME, FRIEND A: AHHHHHH!!!! (jump up and down for a minute straight) ME, FRIEND A: (freak out about Sanderson for two hours, while FRIEND B sits by, confused) FRIEND B: How have you guys been talking about this for so long?!?! ME: Well, you see... Sanderson's books are incredibly long, like 1000 pages of pure awesomeness, so we need to spend a proportionate amount of time talking about them. FRIEND A: It's logic. FRIEND B: ...I need to start reading these. ME: After, like, months of me trying to get you to read Sanderson books... this was all it took?! FRIEND B: Yeah, I guess... ME: Ok, so one thing before you start reading... (grabs FRIEND B's shoulders, looks into their eyes) ME: Hoid.

Teft

Same. I can’t be the only one who rolled my eyes, too...

Malata

Shallan

Kaladin

@Emily took Ranette from me. I’m going with Marasi, then.

Going with the obvious answer— Kelsier.