Ashspren

Well... “nothing gold can stay.” But wow, that’s pretty awesome. It doesn’t bother me, though.

AGREED. Why do all the best men have to be fictional?! Also, I love your work, Fel! You’re such an amazing artist— I literally just ran out of upvotes, but I’ll go back through and give you one for every post later...

I love this, but I’m a really ugly crier, so I have to read it when people aren’t around me...

I recently played at a coffee shop gig (guitar/singing) and invited a bunch of my friends because the performance was for charity.. Unfortunately, all of them said no. But on the day of, one of them showed up and surprised me, which was awesome! Also, I made a Nutella hot chocolate recipe, and it’s actually REALLY good, so there’s that...

Um... Smokestone? Pffft... what?! No idea what that is... (Also, I just find it hilarious that Luna ships them, and being Jasnah-Kholin-Skybreaker, she literally has no soul.) @Sprene @Abyssspren Wow... the chull, too? Ene, getting all the guys! My question: You have to pick between Arsteel, Matias, Abyssspren, and Mr. Chull. Who would you kill, who would you kiss, who would you marry, and who would you set me up with?

Wow... there are a lot. Riordan (my first fandom... memories) Cinda Williams Chima Leigh Bardugo Neal Schusterman Vera Nazarian Alexandra Bracken Cassandra Clare And I’m currently reading the Name of the Wind, so I’ll add Rothfuss on here too. I’m sure there are more, but this is just a short list. I’m also into other genres, so I have a bunch of other authors that I love, too. True... Might as well answer this anyway. I look good in anything, because I’m just that amazing. I’m kidding, unfortunately. On a more serious note, though, yoga pants are better than leggings. ‘We Are the Pirates Who Don’t Do Anything’ needs to up their standards.

Suuuure...

And the victory... by literally ONE VOTE... goes to... @Edgedancer Jak, with Lift! Excellent job to both Edgedancer Jak and @hoiditthroughthegrapevine. It was a well-fought battle, and you two made Roast Battle History. ~~~ Our final Tournament 2 Primaries group is... @Wyndlerunner, with Lightsong! @Mistspren, with Arclo! @I think I am here., with Taln! @Toaster Retribution, with Axies the Collector! Good luck, everyone! You have 48 hours. ~~~ Unfortunately, starting now, my schedule is going to be really packed. I’m really worried that I won’t be able to be completely on schedule with everything... If I’m a few hours late with some posts, I apologize in advance. Just bear with me.

Nope. ~~~ I’m decent, I guess. Not Champion of the World, but good enough to give good players a fair fight. ~~~ Yes, but it was on accident... ~~~ Um... can’t say I have. ~~~ Yes, and it was awful. ~~~ Nope! If this is in anyway related to that pirate song thing, by the way... ~~~ No, but I’ve seen that happen. I was so scared for the person. ~~~ I have, but it really didn’t smell like anything. My nose may have been congested, though. ~~~ No, but I should. #Flower Power. ~~~ Not intentionally. ~~~ Nice rhyming skills...

(An army of Sharders approach. They carry Shardblades. Aviars sit on some shoulders. Coinshots have coins hovering in front of them. Some carry canteens of water and vials of white sand.) *covers head* *runs* *screams* I promise, I was joking! Please don’t kill me!

Ding ding ding!

So... that’s the ship name, huh? Can’t promise you a kiss quite yet, seeing as they’ve only known each other for 2 days. (Can we please do a time skip?) Plus, Adalyne still has sworn off love. But I will neither confirm or deny the fact that Connor might want to kiss her... All in all, a RAFO. The bio homework.

Well, the update might have to wait until tomorrow, but I’ll get to it. We should make this a TV show: Keeping Up with the Sharders, or The Real Sharders of the Cosmere.

Honestly, the best dogs ever.

Some of my friends actually criticize me for my taste in guys, both real and fictional... “Yeah, I can’t imagine that this ‘Elend’ guy would be hot. He spends all of his time reading, so he probably doesn’t have any muscles.” “Um, forget about that! He likes BOOKS! And he’s such an adorkable nerd and I love him.” I believe so!

That’s what I actually value— I was just trying to capture the gossip columnist.

...in that case, I will write an update later today.

Personally, I love Lift— she kind of reminds me of myself. I do have to agree with you about Wyndle, though. I would feel terrible for the spren who would have to put up with me.

A friend and you are talking about Mistborn. “What is steelpushing?” another friend asks. You have been trying to get them to read Mistborn for a while. “It’s when,” you say, “You are steel pushing someone to read Mistborn. Speaking of, you really should.” Sorry not sorry for my terrible pun.

I would say “marry me,” but I’d have to update the gossip column again... ...wow. That’s harsh.

@Overlord Jebus I haven’t cried this much in a long time. *SOBS* I love this so much, though. The writing is amazing. Can’t wait for the next chapter!

Nope! This character has interacted with a main viewpoint character.

But that doesn’t make sense. Inappropriate = Undefined. Something is undefined when you divide by zero. By putting Syl over Pattern, you deem that I am doing something inappropriate, which means that it is undefined, and therefore Pattern must equal 0. Boom. If Pattern is 1000000, then putting Syl over Pattern is, indeed, not inappropriate...

So you admit it... when it comes to awesomeness, Pattern = 0?

Sylphrena! Also, Adrotagia. I know that she works for a villain, but the name is honestly really pretty. Allrianne is super nice, too. I remember laughing at Sadeas’ first name: Torol.