Ashspren

Nope! This character was born after The Lord Ruler took power.

@I am a STICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, sorry about my first post here— didn’t realize that this was an AMA. If a penguin and a hippopotamus went waking hand-in-hand down a busy street, what would the neighboring blobfish say?

Yes. ~~~ Nope. ~~~ "Dat" is spelled "dat." "That" is spelled "that." Maybe I will! I'm considering. ~~~ No Sanderson, and no Riordan? You wound me. In which case, probably... hm... Lindsey Lee Wells, from An Abundance of Katherines by John Green.

Nope! This character was not a nobleperson.

Um... that's a MAYBE.

*SOBS* ~~~ *SOBS HARDER* ~~~ Huh. Didn't think that ranch could be killed. That would be sad, though.

Hm... I'll think about it. I just don't want to commit to something that I can't fulfill. I wish. If @Inklingspren hits me up with some of those hypothetical wings... ~~~ I can. You might regret it, though. ~~~ Hey, that was an idea! ~~~ Well, now you do! ~~~ For what better use could question marks be put? ~~~ ???????????? indeed.

Coinshot, and... hm... Sliders. ~~~ Give me ten reasons to join the Alleyverse, and maybe I will...

Why is my Hogwarts letter late? ~~~ Okay cool, but, like, one question: is it true that the Dark Side has cookies? Are they chocolate chip? ~~~ “Hey, anyone wanna arm wrestle?” ~~~ Okay, I’ve literally had dreams about this scenario before. Hop on the next plane to New York City, take an Über to Camp Half-Blood, walk in, and fangirl while meeting my favorite people from the Riordanverse. ~~~ Sleep. Sleep a lot. And eat. Eat a lot. ~~~ “So... what kind of spren are you? What’s your name? What kind of Radiant am I? And what are my ideals? Because I really want an awesome shiny fancy sword.” ~~~ Fly everywhere and make everyone freak out. ~~~ Look in the mirror. Scream. Look in the mirror again. ~~~ “OH MY GOSH WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON RIGHT NOW.” ~~~ Become friends with the aliens! Yay! ~~~ I made a good choice by becoming friends with them, then... ~~~ Burn it, but I wouldn’t tell anyone. ~~~ Drop them, find a container, and very carefully put them inside. Or explode. That too. ~~~ TEST IT OUT IN EVERY POSSIBLE WAY! That would be soooo much fun! ~~~ Hide, and try not to get stepped on. ~~~ Make friends! Seriously, we all have at least one thing in common. ~~~ Answer them.

Oh, right... sorry, it’s been a while.

Pits of Hathsin. Would you rather have make Rayse mad and not live in the Rosharan system, or make Edgli mad and live on Nalthis?

The Well of Ascension

Honestly, I would demand to be paid, then act twenty times as dramatic so that I would get more views.

Parmesan. The craters came because Mars’ moons (Phobos and Deimos) were jealous of parmesean’s popularity and decided to try to ruin it. (They’re made out of gouda, and are thus frequently made the butt of bad puns.) OHHHH just realized you were asking about the brand. It’s Sargento. Sorry for the misunderstanding.

Pros outweigh the cons, here.

Nope! This character is not alive in Hero of the Ages.

1. Annoying people who think that you’re too random. 2. When the zombie apocalypse happens, you will have a never-ending light source. 3. If you don’t have any friends, you can talk to your rubber duckies. 4. Why WOULDN’T you want to buy glowing rubber duckies en masse?

Hm... let me think about that one. North is where polar bears live. Polar bears eat narwhals (which is something I just learned today). Narwhals are underwater unicorns. Unicorns’ horns point up. There you go. ~~~ Because you’re you, Ish. That’s really the only explanation I can come up for a lot of things that you do.

Perfect! You’re on the list. Glad to have you!

I can put you on the reserved list for Tournament 3...

Good idea... AonEne Ashspren Toaster Retribution Rebecca Matias Apollyon goody153 ScarletSabre The Harlem Worldhoppers CrazyRioter BitBitio StrikerEZ Cadmium Compounder Snipexe Mistspren Gray to Shalladolin Khalinevar Nohadon I think I am here. Akhar Personification Ark1002 Life&Death HeyLookItz wiritos

The winner of that round is... @Archer, with Allomancer Jak! Congratulations! This next round, we have... @Inklingspren, with Odium! @Edgedancer Jak, with Lift! @Sorana, with Shai! @hoiditthroughthegrapevine, with Mraize! Good luck!

My upvotes just ran out. I wish I could give you, like, twenty for that one.

I noticed that, but didn’t know by what you meant by “wrong.”

Yes, they are Grammarly. Steer clear, my friend. You do not want your heart broken. ~~~ Dude, I don’t know. It’s English. Just roll with it, I guess. ~~~ Wrong in what way? Grammatical?