Ashspren

Steris Ash Val Vivenna Karata Venli Eliminated Allrianne, she just kinda seemed like one of the “puffballs” from Era 1. Who would be the first to start a band with the other people left on this list?

I met this guy in a bookstore at the epic fantasy section. I asked him if he liked Stormlight and he said yes. Unfortunately, he didn’t want to talk about it for hours and hours, which made me very disappointed.

No objections! If nobody else wants to, I will, but I don’t know how to work the scoreboard/timeboard. But that’s ONLY if nobody else wants to.

@Herowannabe, I’m in! @Kidpen, sorry... should’ve realized it.

Nope! This character was alive before Mistborn Era 2.

Thank you so much! This should help me a lot.

All four raps are in! The voters have a difficult choice today. Who is the winner of this battle? 24 hours to decide! https://goo.gl/forms/oxIoW8UYKkr7GapO2

Arelon Svrakiss Roial

@Herowannabe @Rhapsody 12 hours left!

The stubborn friend that Ishar and I were talking about just met Elend, and now she won’t read the rest of it just to be annoying. I hate it so much... ughhhhhhh.

Oh, shut up. You know that she’s stubborn. Plus, I’m me. I know awesomeness when I see it, and Mistborn counts.

Me: *looks at paperwork* Me: *looks at 17th Shard* Me: *goes to 17th Shard* Car Salesman: *slaps my head* Me: Ow... Car Salesman: This bad girl can fit so much procrastination in her.

Pattern: I help Shallan find truth— Syl: Oh, yeah? Well at least I make Kaladin happy. I’m preppy and positive. I’m a little piece of the Almighty. Bow down to THE BEST WINGWOMAN EVER. Pattern: Is it because you can fly, you can find him a girl, or because you are flighty? Mmm... interesting truths. Syl: Oh shut the storms up, liespren. You only learned how to huff, like, two weeks ago. Pattern and Syl are up against each other in the Cosmere Character Roast Battle Tournament, and I’m so storming excited to see what’s going to happen. ~~~ DON’T MAKE ME CHOOSE *sobs uncontrollably* Don’t kill me, but Taln. For one (OB Spoilers)... Two, killing Saze would mean really bad things for Scadrial, and it would be really sad to see their progress just crumble. Would you rather be an Elantrian but live on Earth, or be a duralumin misting?

A stick. A fire will die eventually, but sticks are immortal. Would you rather bond Pattern or Syl?

I really can’t know if someone does, but messing with upvotes is generally seen as a bad idea. I just have to trust people’s integrity, I guess. Also, the program I use (Google Forms) is easy to use, and anonymous. Edit: @Herowannabe, @Rhapsody, @EdgedanceroftheDawn About 24 hours left!

@Rand al’Thorres Ditto! I feel like that would totally help me.

AllrianneSterisAshSilenceMeganValVivennaSiriKarataVenli Eliminated Khriss and Tia. Science nerds, all the way! Whoooo! Who would have the messiest bedroom?

After 48 hours are up, or if all four people have posted, I will send a survey. It will be completely anonymous, but please only vote once to keep it fair!

Science Today: The Oathbringer Strain An untreatable virus has recently found its way into the world. All attempts to cure it have failed, and anyone who succumbs to it cannot resist its effects. What is the mysterious strain, and what makes it so resilient? Introduction Known as the Oathbringer Strain, it was first discovered a few months leading up to its breakout on November 14, 2017. It primarily targeted users of the treatments 17S and Arcanum. Though the two aforementioned treatments were created to battle another disease known as Sandersitis, the Oathbringer Strain appears to augment the affects of Sandersitis, rendering 17S and Arcanum useless. Molecular Structure In its most dangerous format, the hardback edition, the Oathbringer Strain is comprised of 1,248 pages. In its ebook versions, the pages vary due to varying font sizes, which makes the disease harder to track— however, due to the search functions, the ebook version is much less threatening. Regardless, within these pages, there is a total of 454,440 words, which is what signifies the Oathbringer Strain. Additional features of the molecular structure include images of men and women at the beginning and end of the hardback. Initially, these further inflamed Sandersitis, of which Oathbringer is a strain, however results were soon found and the effects wore down. Progression in Treatments A group of scientists known as the Arcanists are trying to strengthen the treatment known as Arcanum. However, they consistently run into a roadblock known as the “RAFO,” which they, unfortunately, cannot get rid of. The 17S treatment, while somewhat curing a person of Sandersitis, continues to inflame the disease more than contain it. However, there is a new treatment in the works. Known as “Coppermind,” scientists in the field are working on examining the Oathbringer Strain page by page to work out its secrets, and make them easily accessible. Research is promising, however, there are some effects that Coppermind just can’t eradicate. Conclusion With the recent Oathbringer Strain, the disease known as Sandersitis has inflamed beyond control. Though treatments are being tested day after day, it is safe to say that the insatiable curiosity, frustration, and obsession is here to stay.

So far, it's the furthest along in the Cosmere timeline. Most people assume that the Ones Above are Era 4 Scadrians, but your comment just made be realize how theoretical that was... thanks Ishar! I should probably revise the clue: This character was alive before Sixth of the Dusk.

Sixth of the Dusk and Vathi.

Nope! This character lived before the Era 3 Scadrians.

YAY! This character is dead.

VinIalaiAllrianneSterisAshSilenceMeganTiaValVivennaSiriKarataVenliKhriss Eliminated Navani, because she’s the closest person we have to Jasnah. Who is most likely to go goth?

Honestly, I’m looking forward to Syl vs Pattern: The Epic Spren Showdown.