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    My reputation precedes me. Shallan Adolin Raoden Sarene Vin Elend Shan Elariel Siri Susebron Kiin Daora Jalla Lukel General Khal Brightness Teshav Dalinar Navani Gavilar Elhokar Aesudan Ahan Seaden Waxillium Steris Ranette Mira Drehy Dru Rock Song Kelsier Mare David Megan Prof Tia I think this is a long enough list?... Which character is the best husband/wife/boyfriend/girlfriend?
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    That would be fine!
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    Any character you want, as long as it isn’t anybody who has already been taken for this round (see the OP for Tournament 3 Participants), Spook, or Allomancer Jak.
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    I’m flattered. (Just kidding. It’s really the participants themselves who make this worthwhile.) Firerust... *puppy dog eyes* please?
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    Think we decided couples?
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    @Spacefaring Ferring and @Julio, please post within the next 24 hours! If you do not, your spots will be revoked. On top of that, we need 3 more people! Tag your friends!
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    Axelius, please let me know when you make a decision! Then, I will add you to the list. Not retired forever, I promise. Please note that this is a very rough outline and susceptible to change, but this is my current plan... I want to keep the winning characters out for 5 tournaments. We will have 4 normal tournaments, then the fifth one will be a Tournament of Champions. The participants will be the four semifinalists from each tournament. If someone doesn't want to participate, I will call upon the second place winner from their primary round (I have been keeping track of both the first and second place winners). After that, the cycle will continue with another 5 tournaments. Characters who had been previously retired will be back up again. Hopefully, this thing lasts that long... If I see that keeping the winning characters out is threatening the longevity of this thread, then I will change the rule. Does this work with everyone? Please let me know so I can change it – I want this to be enjoyable for everyone!
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    I second this. @Comatose, amazing work, I loved reading this. Your writing style is amazing... this is basically art.
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    Kelsier wouldn't like Jasnah because she's a noblewoman, but they might respect each other's tactics and wisdom. Plus, they both dislike Hoid. Overall, they would hate each other, but there would be some mutual understanding. Seinalan and Kadash
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    Though the "similar to spren" idea is probably the most likely option, I find myself wishing that Adonalsium was a force, rather than a being with a gender. That way, we don't find the most powerful force in the universe to be strictly male or female. We see that power is divided pretty evenly across the Cosmere between male and female people/beings (the Heralds, for example, and I wouldn't be surprised if the Shards are also split eight-and-eight), and I think that this could also be the case for Adonlasium.
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    How sweet of you to assume that I have a social life IRL. The black sphere is my social life, or lack thereof.
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    The black sphere is the amount of time I spend off the Shard. The black sphere doesn’t exist. The black sphere is when you get your earbuds cords tangled. The black sphere is my wedding toast for @AonEne and @Apollyon. The black sphere is my wedding roast for AonEne and Apollyon. The black sphere holds all of the upvotes I wish I could’ve given, but because there’s a 20 upvote limit, I can’t.
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    It was taken in the first tournament, but because Wayne didn't win in that tournament, he's still up for grabs. Yep, Zath did Spook in Tournament One. Because he won, you can't do Spook, but Hrathen is good! @Julio @Spacefaring Ferring, you two are the only people on the reserved list who haven't commented yet. In addition to those two, we need four more people! Tell your friends, everyone!
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    Updated the Archive of Roasts! All of the raps from Tournament 2 are in.
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    He is available! You’re in.
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    You’re added!
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    Yes. @Rebecca, thanks for the reminder, will do! Everyone who has signed up, I will add you to the official list soon! Sorry, on mobile right now.
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    Thank you, Archer, along with everyone else, for participating and making this possible! As I’ve mentioned before, I was struggling to get enough people for Tournament 1, and now I have people who have reserved spots for Tournament 3. This is honestly incredible, and I’m so glad that everyone is enjoying it! When I get some time, I will update the Roast Archive for Tournament 2. ~~~ Speaking of, now is the time to enter for Tournament 3! Please post which character you will be representing. We will have two new rules this round: 1. Any characters that have been used by Roast Battle Champions shall henceforth be retired. Therefore, nobody is allowed to do Spook (@Zath) or Allomancer Jak (@Archer). 2. If we are in the face of a tie, the two people who tied will have up to 8 lines to roast the other person. These mini-roasts, plus the actual raps themselves, will determine the winner of that round. If anyone has any questions, feel free to post them on the thread, or PM me. ~~~ Reserved List: @Spacefaring Ferring @Julio @Silva @Kidpen @BitBitio Let the sign-ups begin!
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    And the winner of the second tournament is... @Archer, representing Allomancer Jak! Congratulations, Archer! Your raps were incredible. I especially loved Handerwyrm’s annotations. Thanks to everyone who participated in this round! All of your raps were incredible, and all of you are the ones who make this possible. I will release the official statement starting signups for Tournament 3 in 24 hours or less.
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    All right! You’re on the list Bit!
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    226: (@Inklingspren) Or, the person is trying to kill you. Either way, you should run. It (a) makes a dramatic romance plot, or (b) you’ll survive! 227: Any cure for any sickness exists, it’s just extremely hard to find. 228: You should probably find that cure. 229: Did something bad happen to you? Too bad, it’s fate! 230: Never, ever, ever mess with a prophecy. 231: If you find yourself in the same location as @Ishar, run.
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    Personally, this is what I believe is going to happen. (I don’t know if OB spoilers are allowed here, so... spoiler tag?) If Dalinar were to hold all three Rosharan Shards, I think it would be more as just a “holder” than a vessel for the Shard’s power and intent. Perhaps the conflicting intents would prevent any of the Shards from acting. For example, almost like the tribune system of Ancient Rome... if two Shards vote “yes” to an idea, and one votes “no,” it is immediately vetoed. Honor and Odium would probably always veto each other, leaving Dalinar with nothing to act with.
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    All right everyone, here’s the last voting link for Tournament 2! https://goo.gl/forms/0QmN1kSyE4Z8OeP93 Quick reminder for anyone who did not participate in Tournament 2: this is your LAST CHANCE to reserve a spot for Tournament 3! Okay, now... good luck to both of the competitors. Both of your raps were amazing! VOTE VOTE VOTE! May the best competitor win!
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    Excellent, thank you so much! @Edgedancer Jak, whenever you’re ready. For the sake of time, though, roughly 24 more hours?
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    Sounds awesome! I’m in, but not as spymaster. *shudders* Sorry, Blue Team, I was pretty terrible...
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