Ashspren

Venli.

I might call on you if @Edgedancer Jak doesn't participate. Is that okay with you? Yup!

No worries, thanks for letting me know! @Perspective is out, too. @Kidpen, you're going in. @Edgedancer Jak I'll give you some more time, and stick you towards the end of the first round.

@BitBitio, please let me know ASAP! @Spacefaring Ferring, @Perspective, @Edgedancer Jak... please respond with whether or not you are going to be in the tournament. If I do not hear from you by tomorrow, I will go ahead and put @Ark1002 and @Kidpen in for you.

Oh, I’ve been waiting for this reputation title. Yay!

Will do! Also, @Nictorius @Edgedancer Jak @Perspective @BitBitio... I hate to say this, but if you don’t respond by January 1, I am going to continue the competition without you. I’ll extend the start date to January 1, so with the New Year, we’ll start the competition... hopefully this all works out.

Either works for me.

Kiin x DaoraGeneral Khal x Brightness Teshav Elhokar x AesudanRanette x MiraDrehy x DruQueen Fen x Kmakl Shan and Elend... they’re just a NoTP. Terrible. (Sorry about the weird spacing... on mobile.) Which couple is most likely to ship people together?

Because I forgot that they were on the list... my NoTP, to be honest. Basically, copy / paste the list to your post, and delete the couple that you want to eliminate based on the criteria. Then, you give a new question of your own. Edit: Ninja’d.

Tomorrow, I hope.

Breeze x AllrianneShan Elariel x ElendKiin x DaoraGeneral Khal x Brightness TeshavDalinar x NavaniElhokar x AesudanRanette x MiraDrehy x DruKelsier x MareSebarial x PalonaTorol Sadeas x IalaiDemoux x AsyldinQueen Fen x Kmakl Eliminated Ahan and Seaden, because of the power imbalance of men and women in Elantris at the time. (Until Sarene walks in... yay.) Which couple is most likely to make use of bad pickup lines?

Breeze x Allrianne Shan Elariel x Elend Kiin x Daora General Khal x Brightness Teshav Dalinar x Navani Elhokar x Aesudan Ahan x Seaden Ranette x Mira Drehy x Dru Kelsier x Mare David x Megan Sebarial x Palona Torol Sadeas x Ialai Demoux x Asyldin Queen Fen x Kmakl Siri and Susebron... She’s a free spirit, trapped in her monotonous world. He’s the quiet, mysterious hero with a tragic secret. When fate brings them together despite the wishes of their superiors, they find themselves falling in love as evil plots unfold. From the author Sandon Branderson, Generic Love Story will come to your shelves on February 14, 2019. Pre-order today, and we’ll get you a signed copy, free!* Now that I have sufficiently wasted my time... which couple is most likely to argue over whether or not a snickerdoodle is a sugar cookie?

Breeze x AllrianneShan Elariel x ElendSiri x SusebronKiin x DaoraGeneral Khal x Brightness TeshavDalinar x NavaniElhokar x AesudanAhan x SeadenWaxillium x SterisRanette x MiraDrehy x DruKelsier x MareDavid x MeganSebarial x PalonaTorol Sadeas x IalaiDemoux x AsyldinQueen Fen x Kmakl Eliminated Vasher and Shashara... not that I think they really shouldn’t have existed, but I ship Vasher and Vivenna. Which couple’s child should have a spin-off series?

Breeze x AllrianneShan Elariel x ElendSiri x SusebronKiin x DaoraGeneral Khal x Brightness TeshavDalinar x NavaniElhokar x AesudanAhan x SeadenWaxillium x SterisRanette x MiraDrehy x DruKelsier x MareDavid x MeganSebarial x PalonaTorol Sadeas x IalaiVasher x ShasharaDemoux x AsyldinQueen Fen x Kmakl Jalla and Lukel would ship Raoden and Sarene, just out of friendship and family. Which couple would you like to see more of?

@Nictorius @Edgedancer Jak @Perspective @BitBitio Tomorrow is the last day to enter your characters! Looking forward to seeing what you guys come up with. Also, thanks to all who gave suggestions... they look amazing, and I can't wait to use them. I'll try my hardest to use all of them... there are going to be a lot of twists this round.

Okay, I’m planning on starting on the 29th. I’ll make sure that your slot is later in the Tournament. No worries!

Completely up to you. And you’ve been in every round so far (thank you!), so it felt like a crime not to have you in this one.

He is, and thank you!

Thanks to all who signed up so far! If you haven’t, no worries. You have until Friday. Also, the ideas from the survey have been amazing. Shout out to @Kidpen, who gave 20 suggestions... Also, with new ideas coming from the survey, I’d like to invite two more people to join the tournament to make an even 16. @Toaster Retribution @Sorana Can’t wait, everyone!

Hello everyone, Welcome to the Fifth Cosmere Character Roast Battle Tournament: the Tournament of Champions! This is my thousandth post, and I really wanted to spend it on something that’s been so fun for me to be a part of. So, naturally, I chose this. I’d like to thank everyone who has participated in the Roast Battles. It’s really been up to you guys to keep this competition running. As I’ve said before, when I first started this, I didn’t think that I would get any participants, so looking at how many people have been a part of this makes me really happy. On my AMA, I was asked by how I got the inspiration for this. As I told him, my friends and I teasingly roast each other all the time, and because we’re huge book nerds, we ended up insulting each other’s favorite characters. From there, I decided to bring it to the forums where, finally, someone would know all of my obscure Cosmere references. So without further ado, I present… THE TOURNAMENT OF CHAMPIONS! If you are tagged in the list below, I am formally inviting you to join this tournament. This means that you made it to the semifinals (or within one vote) in your respective tournament(s). Please refrain from picking the character(s) you represented in a previous tournament. If you would like to participate, please reply with the character you would like to represent. If you would not like to participate in this tournament, that’s totally okay! Please make sure to PM me or reply confirming your forfeit. @Zath @Nictorius @Gray to @AonEne @Archer @I think I am here. @Herowannabe @Edgedancer Jak @Perspective @Felt @hoiditthroughthegrapevine @Silva @Paranoid King @BitBitio Here is a recap of the rules in case you need them: And one last thing to make this round extra special… what’s a roast battle without a few twists? Regardless of whether or not you’re participating, please fill out the following form to answer this question: What’s your idea of a twist to make one of these rounds a little more challenging? Use your imagination… I’m excited to see what everyone comes up with. Here’s the link: https://goo.gl/forms/mamgYXNuCnFmM0yB2 I’ll give everyone a week to submit their characters and twists. Again, thank you all so much. I can only hope that you’ve all enjoyed being a part of this as much as I have. I love running this competition, and it’s brought me closer to a lot of people in this amazing community of the Shard. Love, Ash

High school?