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I know I just barely posted a status update and there might be another later today if DND goes like usual, but I have to share this, it's too good
I'm reading a religious AU called The Book of Joby and the Creator is just the best. I mean you'd think of course he would be, but the mood he is the GREATEST. Paraphrased:
Lucifer: ugh why do you entertain those vile filthy animals
God: can you not just let me feed seagulls in peace? I was having a good day and then you come along and ruin it.Lucifer: *ranting furiously*
God: ,,,your point?Angel snaps at Lucifer, he snaps back not to interrupt his betters
God: hey man weren't we talking
Lucifer: i WiLL nOt be MOCKED -
God, levelly: what were you just saying about interrupting your betters (BURN)Lucifer: I still think Judas failed solidly and we AGREED that if I won Jesus -
God (direct quote): "I never suggested that Jesus would stay dead. It's hardly My fault you didn't think to inquire about that ahead of time."
Lucifer: Well what was I supposed to think, you said dead, dead is -
God: evidently not lmao get good son*seagulls poop on Lucifer's shoe as he disapparates*
Fantastic prologue! Also, the clothes the Creator and angel are described as wearing sounded cool. 10/10 would read again - wait I should read the first chapter first, shouldn't I. That was not the entire experience of the book oops
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Ati: I still think Vin failed solidly and we AGREED that if I won Kelsier -
Leras: I never suggested that Kelsier would stay dead. It's hardly my fault you didn't think to inquire about that ahead of time.
Ati: Well what was I supposed to think, you said dead, dead is -
Leras: evidently not lmao get good son -
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All I remember from the loopy half-dreams I was gonna tell you guys about is an imagined conversation that went something like
"I'm sitting here eating popcorn hehe"
"I have caramel popcorn, does anyone wanna trade"
"CARAMEL? I HAVE FIVE BUCKETS OF KETTLECORN AND I HATE THE STUFF PLZ TRADE"
"how do you have five buckets of kettlecorn"
"It was my payment for an assassination!"
"Why'd they pay you with that??"
"They were all out of the normal kind of popcorn"
and then weird things idk
