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But now...you really are Wit! Woo! And I'm a stone statue. Huh.

I am win.

Without the Shard, it's unlikely I would have ever met (or at least, known I was meeting) people from other countries. Now I'm friends with people across the world.

When you misread 'kudos' as 'koloss'. (It was on here, too, so I had good reason...) When you're drinking fizzy lemonade and think of Steris with a grin.

...and then none for the meme. This hurts. Time to change that. Also, while we're on the topic, (pun both intended and not intended) I posted three memes and got five upvotes, then posted one meme and got ten. What.

*randomly pops into the conversation, realizing that she should probably read all this and catch up* You can put drawings on their Wiki pages.

Granted. You never need to, for the rest of your life; this is because you don't consume anything, so it's a short life. I wish to be a good artist. I'm working on art right now, and it's painfully hard. JUST LET ME DRAW A GOOD PATTERN!

Thanks.

I mean, the DA've got a Hemalurgy-free department too.

Are you from TUBA? *eyes you*

Welcome to the Shard! If you DO like Dreamer, who was your favorite poltergeist? If not - or either way - what's your favorite Shardworld? And Archer might have Hemalurgy-free cookies, but we have SUPERPOWERS. Who doesn't want to eat large chunks of metal that definitely won't* put you under anyone's control and get cool powers, as opposed to NOT any of those things? *DA Disclaimer applies.

Proof: There are supposedly ten pancakes, but really there are only nine. Nine is of Odium. Honor's way of fighting back is to get the next Bondsmith to eradicate all nines from Roshar...and he just likes Lift. Who doesn't? Theory: We're all just Brandon's aspects.

Granted, but you hear voices in your head. One sounds vaguely familiar...Ilia? The other you don't recognize (unless you've watched his YT channel), but from the cadence of the words you can somehow tell it's Potency. You now have their abilities, but you also have to listen to their thoughts for the rest of your life, no matter what. I wish I had the wings of a sooty falcon. (Feel free to throw that back at me, I'd love to speak to Safire.) Why did I just read your signature? Gah, Ink, why would you do this to me?

@Ashspren @Blessing of Potency So we have a(n ice) queen who hates white roses coming after me. Good, I don't like WhiteRose either. However, I also have something prickly with 'white' in its name coming to destroy my ChristmasTree. I have very mixed feelings about this.

*hugs*

Goldens are the best breed (let's start all-out war, shall we?), and that's a great name. Segue to: Have you heard of a show called RWBY? ...and like the slontze I am, I nearly forgot to say hi. Welcome to the Shard! We're happy to have you!

Let's throw in the Twilight movies while we're at it.

When you almost say "DA Disclaimer applies" but then realize what you're doing.

When you're trying to tell your friend about Hemalurgy, and she somehow twists that into "magic insulin needles", and you're just trying to rein that in but can't. When you see a lady with a bird on her shoulder in a video, and someone says a character is a time traveler, and you think "Worldhopper - there's a difference. That must be an Aviar." When you get Sanderson books for Christmas and your birthday. When this is your birthday cake.

Speaking of weddings...is there any chance you'd let me use some of this music in the Ap/me wedding? If that happens?

I'd like to point out that I like Voidus's way of doing things; therefore, he is correct.

Happy thousandth post and Shardiversary, Ink! I don't even remember how I found it. All I know is that I love the people on here. I love the roleplaying, even when it's stressful. I love...everything, pretty much. The only thing I hate is not being able to meet most of you IRL, and hug you when you hurt and tell you it's all gonna be okay and then go consume lots of sugar while we talk and talk and talk.

So...no difference from regular Moash? (I'd love to debate any of you on this. He's made questionable decisions, but technically he's never been a jerk, if we're going by the definition of the word.) Granted, but it can also turn into a scythe. You may be wondering why this is a bane. Well, you have the entire company of Rooster Teeth chasing you down for copyright issues, so...better get used to life on the run? I wish for a garden of roses and a Christmas tree.

I'd like to point out that Ark is correct. I'd like to point out that Gancho is correct. I'd like to point out that Mac is correct.

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