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*takes a deep breath* What/who do you ship? As many as you're okay with listing.

Ha, no, rulo - I always win in the end.

NalthisScadrialThrenodyAshynSelAmydlatnBilmingCrescent DominanceDuladelExpanse of the DensitiesGrant IncindiumHanaldIaldJokasha MonasteryMadion WaysNorthgripObrodaiXakaOrnery ChullTrustwarrenLasting Integrity Kjaard, because almost no one's heard of it. Where is the Survival Shard most likely to be?

Ah, gon, but did you expect me to do the same?

*snorts* That's a flexible position, good sule.

The fight where Kelsier steals atium. It's in the very beginning of MB. Storms, I don't remember. I wrote out something in another thread like this once. Maybe I'll go find it.

It's so we can procrastinate ALL homework. (She says, doing it right now.) Orrrrr that. I'm wiiiiining!

Not ALL things.

Same, actually. Wihj-acghie-ne-nn

SHIPPPPPIIIINNGGGGGG! Best relationships. Familial ones are great too, of course. (Totally didn't just say that because Fire's looking at the thread right now.)

No problem! And thanks for holding mine!

Nah

Winning x infinity...except I don't mean times, I mean shipped with. idontknowokay

Huh. For me it's in the middle of the night.

I should've specified plain Pringles...and now I'm gonna waste so much money on hair dye. Granted, but I get a can too. Thank. I wish desperately for a soul.

Last night I heard loud clacking, like the sound of dog nails on hardwood. (THAT sound. All dog owners know it. It was probably my rats in their cage, amplified and thrown into the hallway somehow, I don't know.) My family's golden has been dead since the November before last, but for a second I thought it was him. Of course it wasn't, and I cried into my pillow. This morning I got a bloody nose in my school parking lot, bled into the snow while failing to find a tissue or anything in my backpack, and was therefore late to first period (or fifth, whatever) while waiting for it to stop, unable to go inside. Not as bad as many people, I know, but it made my life worse, so...yeah.

Here's a meme for you all: I just looked at Ink's signature. The part by the emoji, to be exact.

This thread needed to exist, and I'm shocked it didn't. Also, this is going to haunt me forever. Random thought - why are random thoughts sometimes called shower thoughts?

WHY HAD NONE OF YOU UPVOTED THE NEW GUY WHEN I GOT HERE? We're such bad welcomers. That said (and remedied), welcome to the Shard! Something tells me Elend's ice cream might be dangerous too.

Yes. Gooooood. There's a link on the first page.

Important

Granted. I won't even give you a bane; the bane of everyone ignoring you was enough. Granted, but the Nightwatcher interprets "sad things" as "plot and character development" and the sad things you're probably thinking about still happen. I wish for more Pringles. Normal Pringles, with a bane utterly unrelated to them.

For a second I thought this said 4,000 and was confused. WINNINGGG

Granted. These are the units, from smallest to largest: Saven Smokestone Bright Sky Voidapple I'll even give you the patents for the terms! Oh, by the way, @Blessing of Potency, @ShadowLord_Lith, @Ashspren, @Arlin, @Apollyon, @Voidus, and every pineapple in the world is quite annoyed that you stole their ship names and patented them. I'm betting some will forgive you, but others might not...(Those pineapples and inactive people. Hard to convince.) I wish for you to be able to use those as units of measurement.

And more can be found on the Alleymemes thread!