How the Ten Orders Date:
Windrunners: That love interest who notices the protagonist being attacked and shows up in the climax somehow to save them.
Skybreakers: Refuses to sneak out, drink, be intimate before marriage, etc.
Dustbringers: Secretly dating your ex, and planning to kill you both.
Edgedancers: Just casually dating, but hilarious and sweet. Always remembers the anniversary.
Truthwatchers: Take forever to admit they like you, then another forever to ask you out. Got their spren to whisper advice so they seem experienced.
Lightweavers: Definitely cheating on you, but nobody can ever prove it.
Elsecallers: Has dated a lot before. Will probably break up with you before you can them.
Willshapers: Knows the best date spots, and will be happy to take you there.
Stonewards: Probably married that steady high school partner. The only person in their class to do so.
Bondsmiths: Extremely loyal. Will love you for the rest of your lives.
How the Ten Orders Play Video Games:
Windrunners: Keeps annoying the Dustbringer by throwing themselves in front of every shot the enemy makes.
Skybreakers: Learns the controls the fastest and knows the rulebook better than anyone.
Dustbringers: That one person who trolls the rest of the group by killing them all and acting like it was an NPC. (Nobody is fooled.)
Edgedancers: Snacks while playing. Plays the game simply to play the game. Loves it and has a lot of fun.
Truthwatchers: Just has to find every Easter egg and secret. Succeeds.
Lightweavers: Hacks into the game’s code to auto-win, but covers their tracks excellently.
Elsecallers: Looks up an online guide to the game, because why bother doing what someone else has already done?
Willshapers: Reaches the end of every level before anyone else, then goes back to help the Truthwatcher.
Stonewards: Gets stuck on the first level because they chose the tank character.
Bondsmiths: Tries to settle the trash talk, picked the team game.
How the Ten Orders Sanderfan: (Yes, that’s a verb now.)
Windrunners: Is so well-loved for being on everyone’s side that they become a God Beyond on the Shard within days.
Skybreakers: Almost all of them are mods or admins. THEY KNOW ALL.
Dustbringers: The spammers and haters. They enjoy starting wars.
Edgedancers: Prefers forum games, and generally wins them.
Truthwatchers: Lurks in the corner, but doesn’t often participate in discussions. When they do, they’re always right and introduce new info no one knew about.
Lightweavers: Makes tons of dummy accounts, gets promptly found out, rarely posts anything of substance (pun intended, of course) unless it’s in the gallery.
Elsecallers: Hangs out on the Coppermind or Arcanum. Singlehandedly completes both websites.
Willshapers: Goes to every signing and asks Brandon the questions nobody else can even begin to comprehend. Rulers of the RAFO.
Stonewards: Has been there the longest, since the fandom’s creation. Never left it.
Bondsmiths: Promotes all the sites in an attempt to join them as one. Secretly carries a lot of influence and is occasionally more well-known than the admins and mods.