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  1. Mistspren
    Hey, me too! I hadn’t heard that joke before, it was pretty funny. I’ll have to see what the clarinets in my band think of it. *random clarinet question without context (or reason)* What strength reeds do you use?
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    Granted, but this shocking development upends the social order, so that it and I Burn as every thing crumbles and we watch the world Ignite. All Things Must Die as It’s My Turn to face societal collapse. The panic this causes sends people dashing around madly as though they drank too much Caffeine. Nothing is spared by the flames, destroying every Home, not even sparing so much as a Bmblb. Unearthly fires, a true Lusus Naturae, only act as a Bad Luck Charm to those who can’t escape, the heat of the blaze burning Red Like Roses as our planet is Sacrificed to meet the needs of dating. Your bane is that you have the deaths of millions and the collapse of the world as you know it on your conscience (as well as all those incredibly forced puns) but at least dating works now. I wish final exams didn’t exist.
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    Sorry about that, that’s my fault. I wish I had wished a wish. Therefore, granted. Your bane is that I didn’t wish for anything other than wishing a wish, and since I had to wish to wish the previous wish, that is this post’s wish as well. TL;DR I fixed it by breaking it.
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    Granted, and the Nightwatcher gets your reference. Your bane is that you now have to speak in RWBY song name puns for your next 5 posts. The nightwatcher Smiles at this, knowing that This Will Be The Day you start down the Path to Isolation due to how annoying your puns are. This doesn’t matter to you as you are above the Cold hearts of your peers, and are The One to take your Wings and Shine like Gold, indeed, it will be your Triumph, This Time. All That Matters is that that you will pun Like Morning Follows Night, a Dream Come True for you that will make your enemies Die by Dividing their sanity.
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    That’s hilarious. I can’t give you enough upvotes for that.
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    When you finish a service project where you are pulling up thorn bushes and see all the cuts on your arms, then decide you have become Kelsier. I am hope!
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    When your friend who has not read the cosmere asks what they should do a project about, and on a whim you answer "Autonomy", and they reply "What aspect?" They had no idea why I thought it was so funny. It made my day.
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    Yeah I keep having to ask him if my plans are violating any laws of plausibility. Hats off to him. Also, UtDF? That was simultaneously amazing and awful. Honestly, I can’t believe you missed the part where the Lopen, Hoid, and Wayne teamed up to steal the secrets of the Cosmere from Brandon and used them to break reality and become Adonalsium.
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    On his quest he visited his cousin, Addie. She went by Ad, and loved exploring. If anyone could help him find his middle name, he figured, it would be Ad Venture. I’m not sorry.
  10. Mistspren
    Better than the ghanderflaffle. STORMING STARCH! Will flaming oxidization ever get on? It’s been about 30 rusting pages already.
  11. Mistspren
    Just post anything on the memes thread. (Ideally memes, though) No matter how good or bad, it’s pretty much a guaranteed 5-20 rep.
  12. Mistspren
    That's study hall when you've already finished your homework for you.
  13. Mistspren
    Count Countermann Countesquo Countelliniumestriankin Countwinnasquiponbretveskimbledon the Third walked in, upon hearing his name addressed in Butt’s mind. The count was a telepath of course, so this made total sense. Unfortunately, the count was darkeyed, so his authority meant nothing on Roshar.
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    Beyond rain, falls
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    The Hopeless of Elantris
    Wow, that’s really good. They almost look like Black Death victims portrayed like that. Their faces are really well done, the expressions capture the emotion quite well. That’s incredible. Also, love the title .
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    Joe Odium felt that he had to burn Desolate the present for the sake of a brighter future so he could splinter Cultivation and be free of Roshar and splinter the rest of the shards, but he was surprised when all the future held was ash because wasn’t on Scadrial, last he checked. Here’s one with punny potential: “Race you to the top!” Jimmy cried, laughing as he ran. Unfortunately, Joey never played fair, and he stuck out his leg in front of Jimmy, tripping him.
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    Even though Butt had killed the taco eating chasmfiend, he neglected to consider the chasmfiend eating taco. A taco swelled in size, unfolding, revealing ground beef and teeth and a cheese and tomato tongue. The taco snapped up the chasmfiend, chewed for a moment, then belched up the gemheart. The belch was legendary, rivaling Butt’s own farts in stench, and Butt found his eyes watering as he hacked and wheezed on the ground. When the haze cleared, the taco was gone, and Butt realized something awful. That had been the last taco.
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    The voice in Butt’s head finally turned 18, and decided to move out and see the world. It traveled all around the Cosmere, by finally settled down on Nalthis to retire, where it inhabited the mind of Old Chapps and helped him fish. Butt was very lonely, so he began another book, the Misadventures of Butt Venture. Unfortunately, the book was so meta, it began writing him.
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    I didn’t say that’s how they were, that’s just how I imagined them. It didn’t make completely sense, but not everything always does.
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    Careful, you might not want to eat the bread that goes with that jam. It might be poisoned...
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    When you are learning about the Investiture Controversy in World History and can't stop thinking about the Cosmere and keep wondering that when King Henry IV was investing Investing Pope Gregory VII's bishops, the Investiture turned red due to the corruption. When your follow up thought is that all the Investiture going around could have tempted Nightblood, and after a few hundred more years, he may have been unsheathed and caused the Black Death. They told us it was the fleas, but they lied. Nightblood, I know its you... When you go down the rabbit hole too far.
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    Granted, but the Type IV awakened sword is incredibly immature, and every time you attempt to use it, it repeats "Odium rains", giggling like a maniac. "Odium rains - get it? Like rain? Falling from the sky? The Everstorm is of Odium. The Everstorm has rain in it. So, Odium rains. Heeheehee... I'm so funny... Heeheehee... Get it? Get it?" it crows, and you get the impression that if the sword had been a person, it would be doubled over with laughter. Worst of all, when you unsheathe it for the first time, it consumes your burrito before you can eat it, because matter and Investiture are the same thing. You didn't even get a bite. Of course, immediately afterwards it consumes you as well, while crying "Odium RAINS. RAINS! HEEHEEHEE, HAHAHA, HA HAAAA! I'm hilarious! Heeheehee... heh...heh..." The sword realizes it is now alone and is crushingly sad that nobody is here to laugh with it. I wish the sword could meet Nightblood so it would no longer be lonely.
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    Oh man, I could really go run like my storming life depends upon it for a burger some chouta right now yesterday. Jeff is a perfectly kind, decent human being, who deserves nothing but hugs and smiles.
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    Because. That is why. The voice answered. That’s not a reason! Butt protested. Why not? The voice replied. Are you seriously questioning this, and not the rest of the madness you have created? What about this makes it special? Butt wasn’t sure, but he knew the voice had raised some good points. Searching for answers, he broke the fourth wall, and asked the mad puppeteers directing his life. “Why?” He cried, throwing his gaze to the unending heavens. “I don’t know, Butt. We felt like it, I guess.” I turn to the other contributors to the thread. “He has a point, why are we doing this to him?”
  25. Mistspren
    Thank you! It won’t be gory, I promise, but it will probably be sad. Hope nobody minds.
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