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    Ioc exhaled thankfully as Yzabet pulled the axe out. "Thanks!" Ioc said. "I have run out of stormlight, you know, pounding a hole in your floor, so healing that was gonna be hard!" 'I like this person,' said Somatosensory Cortex. Ioc paused. "Now, about that fabrial washing machine..."
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    "Hm...." Ioc said. "I dunno. I was just having fun. I suppose what I want is world unity," Ioc shrugged Yzabet's hands away. "Or, perhaps, a sandwich," 'Yes!' said Association Cortex. 'That's a good goal. That'll win them over!' "And don't worry," Ioc said to the gathered people, "I have another axe. It's bigger too," Ioc pulled the second axe from its purse, then continues balancing the handle on its forehead, jumping, and catching it after it's 180-degree rotation. However, this ended up hurting a lot and embedding the blade in its forehead. "Ow," Ioc said aloud. 'OW!!!!!' said Somatosensory Cortex. 'WHY DO YOU INSIST ON HURTING YOURSELF SO MUCH?' 'Stop being such a baby,' said Subconscious. 'What doesn't kill you makes you stronger, ya know,' And thus, this was how Ioc ended up standing in front of several people with a gigantic axe sticking straight up from its forehead and talking to itself.
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    The ghanderflaffles felt bad that the Kandras were laughing at them.
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    Ioc saw Yzabet trying to ignore it. Why did everyone misunderstand Ioc's intentions? 'I don't think what we're doing is big enough,' said Amygdala. 'We need to show them we mean no harm,' Ioc stopped juggling, letting the knives fall point first into its palms, so they looked like hemalurgic spikes. Which was definitely not what they were. Ioc jerked its hands upwards, freeing the knives from his hands, and let the sharp blades fall to the ground. Then, Ioc pulled out a gigantic metal axe from his purse, which was woven from certain kinds of Expanding glass, and places the tip of it's huge, blood stained blade on its forehead so the entire weapon stood balanced in the air. Then, Ioc jumped and Lashed itself back down as quickly as possible. This meant that Ioc hit the ground before the axe did. Because of a little jerk Ioc's head had done, the axe spun in midair and fell back down so the handle balanced on Ioc's forehead instead. Repeat.
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    But not as large as a ghanderflaffle's, as 80% of their bodies are, of course, their nose.
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    It was not unrelevant either.
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    Ioc looked at the two figures who were conversing with it. They seemed to be afraid of it. Didn't they know Ioc was a fun-loving friendly machine of awesomeness? 'Huh,' said Association Cortex. 'FLFMOA. I like it,' 'Noted,' said Subconscious. 'But how can we convince these nice people that we don't mean any harm?' 'I got it!' said Amygdala. He told them. They nodded. Ioc pulled out a pair of knives and began juggling them right in front of the human's faces. It tried to ignore the pain when it cut itself, but with Somatosensory Cortex around, ignoring that was hard. "Don't worry," Ioc said as a knife slipped and almost cut clean through his wrist. "I have perfect control over these. There's no need to be afraid," One of the knives bounced, flat side first, off Ioc's skull. Ioc caught the knife, spinning it back up. "That could have been bad, am I right?" it said to the humans.
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    Ioc sulked as the people led it outside. As soon as the door shut, however, Ioc disappeared in a flash of light and reappeared back inside. Ioc grabbed the arm of a random stranger, linking arms with her. "Do you know where I could find a fabrial washing machine?" Ioc asked.
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    The permanent angsty teenager yelled out in an angsty tone of voice, which they used permenatley.
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    A ghanderflaffle slithered up and slapped that name with its own.
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    Ioc smiled, then canceled it's Lashings before it squished again. "Don't worry," it called up through the hole. "I'm all right. Now. Could anyone tell me where to find the nearest fabrial washing machine? I need it for my second quest,"
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    i suppose that's true. you are... the MASCOT!!!!!
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    Ioc appeared. 16 different sapient life forms began crying. That number was not a coincidence.
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    Ioc ignored the 'Mr. Amber' person, then started jumping up and down, Lashing upwards for the jump, and Lashing downwards hundreds of times, to equal eight tons, for the return to earth. Ioc found it mildly annoying that its body was squishing flat for each jump, but there was no stopping that. Besides, it could heal. It was then that Ioc fell through the floor. Somatosensory Cortex passed out, while everyone else congratulated the Subconscious of a good idea and a job well done. For, you see, when Ioc fell through the floor, it left a jagged circular shape missing from the structure. And thus, it's first task was complete.
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    "LINGUINI!!!!!'
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    Ioc started laughing. It was a sad laugh. And that was an oxymoron.
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    Ioc frowned. "Why is everyone staring at me? I can heal from this! THIS IS A WORTHY GOAL!!!!" He saw one person, Damaya, step in front of it. Ioc just canceled its lashings, lashed itself up and over the figure, and back down with double the weight it had before, about four tons. The floor cracked.
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    *"I was framed!" Gancho yells as the guards lead him to a cell*
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    "Boom!"
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    All of these combined cause whoever the heck ate a napkin to explode.
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    Ioc decided the ground was not wearing away fast enough. 'Huh,' said Subconscious. 'How can I go about this activity?' 'I still say no,' said Prefrontal Cortex. 'Oh yeah?' yelled somatosensory Cortex. 'how would you like it if-' 'STOP!!!!!' said Hippocampus. 'Remeber what happened last time?' The others shook their heads. 'That's your job,' said Association Cortex. 'You are being exceptionally stimulated,' said Reticular Formation. 'Since none of you are any help-,' Subconscious began, 'I got it!' yelled Amygdala. He told them. Subconscious nodded. 'I like it,' Subconscious said. Meanwhile, Ioc began to glow as it whistled. It's gravitational pulled multiplied by hundreds, causing Ioc to now weigh over two tons. 'Now it should go much faster!' said Amygdala. 'OW!' said Somatosensory Cortex as Ioc's feet began to fall apart.
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    Bychance, could I buy Kane?
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    Ioc wiped away a spontaneous tear. Someone was hovering over Naermen's kinda-grave. 'Rest in peace, Naermen,' Subconsious said. 'You realize we killed her, right?' said Prefrontal Cortex. 'I mean, we didn't deliver the killing stroke, but we did let it happen,' 'WHY WOULD YOU EVEN SAY THAT?' said everyone in unison. 'WE'RE TRYING TO HAVE A SAD MOMENT!!' 'I'm just saying,' said Prefrontal Cortex.
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    Spontaneous Jumping Disorder,
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