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old man moomba

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  1. Rick noticed his snakes slowly moving towards the gerbil man, and a smile slowly spread across his face. He followed the snakes, walking slowly behind the outriders, with some of the larger snakes slitger around him. He strode up to the man and tapped him on the shoulder. "Excuse me, but my snakes are ready to partake in some gerbil." He said as snakes began to surround the gerbil man.
  2. Oh boy!!! AREN'T YOU ALL EXCITED FOR THE CINEMATIC MASERPIECE Known as Toy Story 4
  3. She nodded and walked into the lobby. "A bit, but it was never my Talent. No, I got ter'angreal and gateways as my Talents. Does that work for you?"
  4. Ciera stared groggaly at the the woman who had opened the door "Heard you were hiring channelers. Any chance a slot is still open?"
  5. "What about the bolt?" He turned to the rest of the group "We have quite a few options, we could try to melt the door down using conventional methods, or we could get Channelman to melt it. We could try explosives, or, again, our friend here could try. We have a large amount of possibities to try, and we haven't even gotten started! Lets get cracking!"
  6. Yes, no one will ask me anything. Thanks [Yes, after Ookla Time hath ended, I will be called Dr. Dapper (Or Festive Dapper, for, ya know, Christmas.)]
  7. For not being known on the Shard
  8. Me and Gancho, really? Also can I get a promotion?
  9. Ciera needed a job. After Dwig had kicked her out of G.U.E.S.S HQ for rufusing to join up, she had been on the streets. She sighed and wandered on, searching for the one place she had heard they were hiring channelers. After laboriously searching the streets, parks and alleys for the workshop, she finally gave up, and opened a gateway in the sky to search for the building. Once she had found it, she opened a gateway right in front of the door, walked through, and knocked.
  10. Rick thought he might be there, so he raised his hand. "Boss, you forgot about me. I think I might be here. So anyway." He turned to Aurell "How strong is the door into the lab?" @AdOokla @Ookla the spearman
  11. A man grew out of the ground nearby the little group, and smiled. "Ahhhh, it's good to be back....." Rick looked at the storm above "Wait, what is that?"
  12. The sound of gears grinding could be heard.
  13. But do we really need police. And, what laws are you enforcing?
  14. We out here, ambushing the intro threads with our terrifing wonderful sales pitches.
  15. The trailer bothered me, cause' I didn't get goosebumps like I usually do when I see a good trailer (RPO, Star Wars....)
  16. AIRSICK LOWLANDERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  17. Just imagine "Airsick lowlander!" "Airstarved highlander!" "No! Airsick lowlander!" "Wrong! Airstarved highlander!" For six hours
  18. But there were none left. There was only salsa.
  19. "I think so, but how are we going to make the Alleyverse cannon." *Dies 194,758,001 times*
  20. Ha. Who is saying the DA's cookies are bad? Airsick lowlanders! You TUBA folks do not know a good cookie when you eat one! You are all airsick lowlanders! Ha!
  21. *meanwhile thinking of ways for Dwig to somehow gain more eyes so he can get more eyepatches* Also. I now need a Soulcaster which can cast cheese and salsa.
  22. Wrong. You made the right choice. Welcome
  23. Woops, I accidentally Soulcast the entire planet of Roshar into salsa
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