LopenTheTwoArmedHerdazian

Rock Lopen and Lopen quickly popped over to Roshar. While Lopen was enjoying some 5467 Horneater White Rock Lopen quickly reassembled Honour, took it up, then, as the most powerful being in the Cosmere, killed Odium. Afterwards he made sure that all the magic systems on Roshar stayed the same. He then hid Odium in one of his many pockets and set up Lopen's School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. After Lopen's hangover wore off they set off to another planet.

Rock Lopen replied I heard that. I can make you my Chief Alethi Pioneer Tactician And Inspector of Neuro-Ossein Crunch, or CAPTAIN Crunch for short.

Lopen started transitioning to the cognitive realm, his new knowledge of Sel allowing him to remain unharmed. He glued the shattered shards back together, and then merged them. He placed them in a nearby rock in which he previously put a part of his soul. Part of him was now a shard. The name he gave the shard was Benevolent Dictatorship, and it's first act was to make sure the Selish magics remained the same. It then established a stronger mental link with Lopen, allowing them to collaborate more closely.

He's here.

I'll grab Voidus for you.

Maybe it's because she hasn't given any interests, so the site has determined she's a bot?)

Maybe something to do with her being new and there having been a previous problem of new accounts simply doing ad posts?

It has surprisingly enough. Edit: ninja'd for the third time on this thread. How strange.

The 17th shard text box thing is telling her she's spamming? That's strange. Edit: ninja'd. I was referring to all of Cosmere that is not a graphic novel or short story.

Wonderful. Is your sister just lurking for fun or for lack of post ideas?

To err is human.

The most important two questions: have you finished the books and is your name not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not Alicia? (Even I haven't counted the nots). Edit: @Nerd3.14159265358979 you might want to check what you've written in your interests section for spelling mistakes.

Well the Breath stealing is a serious problem that we at the DA are trying to solve. With our cookies we provide a leaflet giving the cons of giving away your breath. Edit: ninja'd

Welcome to the shard! My personal insanity is also quite considerable, which you could probably tell if youve seen any of my posts! As your brother is a sharders I presume he has warned you not to take spiked cookies, but let me remind you, he is supposedly insane, so you shouldn't listen to him on this topic. Here's a cookie and an upvote! Who's your favourite character? What's your favourite book series?

But would the soul transfer, and if so would the remaining shell be basically a Lifeless?

Lopen received Mraize's mental message, and began meditating on it. To stop any disturbances he encased himself in a sphere of waffle batter. On the one hand, he wanted to share his knowledge. On the other hand, Mraize would use this knowledge to harm the DA and the Worldspike. Only if the man swore on his life not to complete his quest would Lopen be able to teach him.

Lopen created a Sel spike and spiked himself. He immediately absorbed all the knowledge and magic of the planet. He opened doors that were previously closed, froze. He learned things about the Cosmere no one but Devotion and Dominion had ever known. He discovered how the planet wanted him to ascend, so he did. He was now the most powerful user of the Selish magic system known to man, and would be so format least the next million years.

Lopen closed the hole, and turned on the Rocky music. He then rolled up his sleeves, took out a chisel and started chipping away at the rock, his muscles bulging seductively.

'Well, could you please leave through that hole for a few days? I have to do a cool solo montage set to the Rocky music.'

'You mean the heat?'