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    Lopen made a Stairway to Heaven out of waffles for the couple.
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    Lopen pulled a huge boombox out of his pocket and blared 'Love and Happiness' by Al Green.
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    Lopen reminded the rock that it had spikes granting steel in its body positioned in a way that granted steelvision (whatever you call what the Inquisitors use to see).
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    When he noticed they were having a moment, Lopen paused. War was war, but love needed to flourish. 'My apologies,' he said, as he covered his troops in an Aon Edo shield and created a Lightweaved wall between the two parties to provide the couple with some privacy.
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    Lopen awoke, banging his head against the top of a coffin. This is pretty interesting. Lopen violently danced the worm, shattering the wooden planks that surrounded him, and allowing the loving tendrils of the earth embrace him. Lopen flared steel, pushing on the metal decorations on his coffin to part the soil with his hat. As he crawled out of the hole he felt a wave of the Dor rush over him, enveloping him like a waffle iron envelops batter. As his eyes cleared of soil he noticed Voidus and some other guys eating lunch after a hard day's work in the alleys. They ignored Lopen for the most part, the only acknowledgement being a slight nod from Voidus. Lopen realised why he was here. He needed to find it. As he opened the secret door of his lab in alley 647 Lopen was greeted by the delicious smell of waffles and animal. As he gazed upon his creation he smiled. As he uttered something in Yolish the million Lifeless carved an Aon Tia out of white light, and they all appeared directly in front of Rhaizen. A Yolish battle cry escaped Lopen's mouth, and they attacked. The power of a million Aon Daas pierced the air, shattering a nearby mountain to dust. Lopen's face took a look of grim satisfaction, and directed itself at Rhaizen.
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    Maybe. But where are my manners? May I offer you a cookie? It's a rite of passage here.
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    I think fabrials being separate may be a spoiler...
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    I think they've only read tWoK.
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    For me it was Harry Potter. I got a set of all 7 books for my sixth birthday, and devoured them in around two months. After a series of miscellaneous fantasy novels such as Wolven and stuff like that I came across LoTR, which really opened my eyes to high fantasy. Soon after I discovered Robert Asprin, Sergey Lukyanenko, and of course the legendary Terry Pratchett. But the most important fantasy series' to me have to be the most recent three I've read: GoT, the Dark Tower, and everything Brandon Sanderson. They revived my love of high fantasy, which had been dampened when I reread LoTR and was overwhelmed by the amount of descriptive prose. Apologies for the rambling.
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    In year 1661 of the benevolent reign of the First Lurker a child was found in the 17th alley. It was found by an eldritch horror, which took pity on him and raised it as one of its own for 16 minutes, at which point it was slain by the child for research purposes. The child was found studying the magical properties of the horrors spleen by the local tailor, who saw great potential in the child and raised it. The first thing he did for the child was make a suit, during which time the child found a monacle and refused to give it up. The child was voided Mac, and grew both in years and in knowledge quicker than any other child, becoming a 1st rank gentleman hemallurgist by the age of 16, and graduating with highest honours from the Dark Alley Academy by the age of 17. Such genius interested Voidus, forever shall his lurking last, who summoned the man to his palace in the Void, where he discovered that the child was half alley half man, intended to become the Leader that would dim all alleys to dark and defend the DA from spike free cookies. Voidus, forever shall his lurking last, taught the man the ways of the Void, and the man became the leader of one of the most crucial things in the history of the Alleyverse: the Department of Counterintelligence. An extract from Lopen's first letter to the citizens of TUBA.
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    Lopen spiked soul with a and f gold, then handed him 10 huge metalminds filled to the brim with healing.
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    Hope? There was a new one of those in the 70s, but I've heard nothing about it since then.
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    Lopen compounded zinc and steel. Septimus' mini sandstorm was impressive for one so young and hamheaded, but to truly master sandmastery you had to learn Awakening. Lopen made a figure from the sand as the people around him were either frozen, or, in the case of Septimus, moving like they were trapped in tar. He then Awakened the figure, turning the sand red, and gave it a simple command: Kill Rhazien. It nodded, and broke up into a thousand individual ribbons, which encompassed Rhazien. But they couldn't touch the man. He was too... interconnected. Six shards had dominion over him, and in doing so made sure that he could never master the art of autonomy. But, no matter. Lopen ran up to the bubble of red sand, took back his breath, and took a sword that bled black out of his right scabbard. Hello! Would you like to destroy some evil today? And as Lopen heard these faithful words he ripped out Rhazien's spikes, stopped compounding steel and zinc, dropped the red bubble of sand, and swung at Rhazien with the sword to kill all.
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    Lopen looked in the direction of Rhaizen, his eyes filled with hate. The monkey was Aon resistant, so he could not heal him. He would have his vengeance. Lopen lashed himself in the direction Rhaizen flew, and lashed Rhaizen backwards, slowing him down to a grinding halt. With two ShardChainsaws in hand and a bank worth of coins flying away from him Lopen closed the distance between them,
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    As Lopen rushed to Lord Chimpington's side a tear rolled down his face. 'Mr Lopen... I don't feel so good...'
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    As a stick proclaimed it's stickiness it struck Rhaizen. The man who threw it: Hoid. 'You know, bullying my brother like that was unkind.'
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    Lord Chimpington stood up on his hind legs, and shouted 'NOOOOO!' throwing himself in front of the rocks. His meagre form fell to the ground, pieces of rock interspersed throughout his body, the red of his blood, his blood tainting the purity of his fur. 'Man... help... ape... ape... help... man.'
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    The thunderclast inhabited the stone surrounding Yzabet's feet and freed them.
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    Lord Chimpington threw faeces in Septimus' eyes. He had incredible aim.
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    Lopen started singing as he compounded f-speed. 'If I could save time in a bottle The first thing that I'd like to do Lopen's arm regrew. Is to save every day 'Til eternity passes away Just to spend them with you Lopen grabbed Rhaizen by the hand and set several world records for the fastest polka ever performed, making Rhaizen throw up. If I could make days last forever If words could make wishes come true I'd ask for Rhaizen's death and I'd save every day like a treasure and then, Again, I would spend them with you But there never seems to be enough time To do the things you want to do Once you find them Unless you just discovered time travel I've looked around enough to know That you're the one I want to go Through time with If I had a box just for wishes And dreams that had never come true The box would be empty Except for the memory Of how I saw Voidus prime in action But there never seems to be enough time To do the things you want to do Once you find them I've looked around enough to know That you're the one I want to go Through time with'
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