LopenTheTwoArmedHerdazian

'You're not the only one who wants to kill Rhaizen. Ever been to the Pentverse? They have this film there, avengers, which reminds me of our situation. I've assembled a strong group of individuals, and I sense that they have mastery, but many are not cosmere aware and need guidance with certain Investitures. If you agree to join me, here's a card with an Aon Tia to transport you to our location. Right now I should get back to them. Au revoir!' Lopen tapped the Aon Tia on his left scabbard and returned to the others. 'So?'

'I need someone to train the troops in basic sand mastery. If you help I will be glad to teleport you to Fjordell, but preferably as a part of a coordinated attack. We are currently in Arelon by the way.'

'I have gathered you all for a reason. The priests who took Rhaizen are called Dakhor. They are one of the several ways that Investiture manifests on Sel. Their deformity occurs through skeletal alterations that cost many lives. We want Rhaizen for different reasons, but we all want him before he becomes one of them, I can assure you of that. Those of you who join me shall be armed with some of the best weapons in the multiverse and trained by some of the finest combat and strategical specialists, while those who do not will have their pick of destination where I shall swiftly return them. While you consider this I shall swiftly deal with Septimus. I had to send them to a different region here due to their temperament. I should be back within half an hour.' Lopen tapped the Aon Tia on his tie and was immediately transported to the house. 'Septimus, how would you like to find and kill Rhaizen with us? Your recent engagement with Autonomy made me meet with you away from the others. Your sand mastery has progressed remarkably quickly. It took me years to master it working with the maestrells, and decades to get to 100 ribbons.'

The messenger replied: 'It's a pretty weird place. You look like you'd like it there. And Master Lopen warned me you might be apprehensive. He said that he'd repair the Knight if you came.'

Another Lopen messenger with the exact same message appeared in front of Drako and KoTiel.

A messenger appeared in the bar, with an aluminum tablet in hand. It read: ‘Lopen here. When I was buying the thunderclast off of Odium he told me that this meeting was a serious possibility. The man known as Rhazien is on Sel. The messenger will hand you two cards with Aon Tias on them which should transport you to me (on Sel). Tap them to transport. If you are not here, then hopefully this is the batter rain scenario.’ The messenger handed them two cards.

He spent a short time on Nalthis and Roshar beforehand (where he also learnt the way of the Pancake), where he found and stole Breaths and Nightblood. Also spent a short time on Sel collecting Soulstone, after which he returned to the Alleyverse. 'Lord Chimpington is complete,' Lopen said, a tear welling up in his eye. The chip's jet black fur had gone as white as snow, and his knowledge of Aons and modifiers was impeccable. But the trained eye could see something else: his bones were... strange. 'It took 50 of your brethren to help make you son. Make your father proud. And remember, the Meerkat Radiants are your equal. Stop eating them.' Lord Chimpington leaped into Lopen's suit pocket, at which point Lopen teleported to Sel. 'We must find Rhaizen. Its what brother spoke of; the sense of being needed,' Lopen said, looking wistfully at a picture of Hoid.

Cuthbert tapped an Aon Edo shield he had pre drawn on his trouser leg. The rocks bounced off harmlessly, so he drew another Aon flooding the arena except for that which was inside his shield. Which was him.

Lopen smiled, remembering the lovely decade he spent with the Dakhor. Rhazien was in for a treat. All this talk of the Dakhor gave him an idea regarding chimps and the Dor. ' Mac, we need to get to zoohemallurgy ASAP.' Lopen teleported the beavers and meerkats straight to the DA healers, as he awaited Mac to join him in leaving this wonderful place. He would try and replicate this experience again soon.

The thunderclast joined in the fun, running toward Rhazien. The beavers and meerkats were safe as a DA member cannot be harmed by cookies.

'I teleported them in Mac. And they are MEERKATS, NOT MEEKRATS.'

And at the back of the formation 100 Meerkat Radiants emerged, a Radiant of each order and 9 squires for each. They were Lopen’s own creation, and he was proud to see them in action.

Lopen realised that they needed to do it. Order 43. Lopen finished the massive Aon. It read ‘Unity.’ He tapped it, and a perpendicularity formed, superfuelling everyone in terms of Investiture. Allomancer could burn as much as they wanted, radiants had infinite stormlight, etc.