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  1. Ed Venture
    A way of teleporting food across galaxies
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    You have seen truth. All of you have had a chance to accept it. Those who fight don’t want peace. They want suffering. They want pain. We want peace. We want rest. We will give everyone what they want.
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    Zombillas edible? Make me immortal? Yum! Wait, what if cure hidden inside? That not good...um...never mind, NO RESCUE! My friends help me! Cure bad! No rescue evil! We have chance for peace. If we stop them we get brains!
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    He sent them so far they ended up exactly where they began, A dirt planet with a dirt themed super hero.
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    He started crying about his nonexistence...until he realized that he didn't exist and therefore couldn't cry.
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    Because the clown was silent he was practically a mime
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    The clown decreed that Narration was from henceforth illegal
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    Me help her! Me save her! Me teach her truth! You want to know truth friends?
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    There are...less. Why you kill? Killing bad. Want peace. Humans want death and war. Zombies peace. Be peace. Be us.
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    Rick Astley drowned to death.
  12. Ed Venture
    Stick kill human, not kill truth. Zombies better than humans. We truth. We no die. You die or truth given
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    Nom, Nom! She evil, she fear change, she fear truth! She must know truth. I show her truth!
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    It started playing Weird Al's Virus Alert song nonstop https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
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    Zombies are better than humans, but not because of enlightenment. We are like elantrians, free of our needs. Kinda, we still hunger but don't feed to live. Brains just make us happy. And for you happy zombie is good zombie.
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    Uggh, Zombie meta! Zombies know we must convert or kill to win. Friend right, You get brains or we get brains. And you won't like how we get brains. We get rigor mortis. We become lazy. You not. So you feed us, your choice on how.
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    Butt licks his lips at the sound of Brains Yes, want peace but brains better. Brains much better.
  18. Ed Venture
    Eat inactive yes. Food for all? No...no food for all. Me go hungry me eat. Is simple!
  19. Ed Venture

    What did you do!!!!!

    You! Copied! Ink!

    I thought he was back! Then it was you!

    *Cries*

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    2. AonEne

      AonEne

      LIIIIIES

    3. Ed Venture

      Ed Venture

      You can't smell so you are wrong. So there!

    4. AonEne

      AonEne

      There's zero correlation between those.

  20. Ed Venture
    Oof, Star needs to find a good therapist. And stop making me feel really bad about fictional characters!
  21. Ed Venture
    Star, I just finished listing to "What Star once was" You terrify me. That was chilling, and it struck me that she really had a loose grip on reality. Question, was anyone home while you made that recording, and if so did you get any strange looks? Good job again!
  22. Ed Venture
    Hm...Food not dead and inactive good...But one is not enough for Eight...
  23. Ed Venture
    Stop making me feel guilty for making Butt insult Shadow! And I'll bite, what hurts? Chained to the Story:
  24. Ed Venture
    “Well this is nice” Butt thought, “life certainly is better as a zombie. No aging, no fear. Everyone should be a zombie!” “Hm...what is my goal here?” His stomach growled. “Oh” he said “I’m hungry....I want.... FOOD!” He starts munching on his arm, “Blech...I want living food”
  25. Ed Venture
    Question @Alvron can we make our actions change depending on something happening like “if ___ happens then ____ otherwise _____”
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