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  1. Ed Venture
    ...well...why not? I’ll sign up. Can’t ever go wrong with a simple items game can you. ...no seriously, can you? Sign me up as Charley Rosen - Tablecloth seller. @BrightnessRadiant You might want to put me down as Butt Venture? Ookla season ends eventually and I don't want to cause too much confusion.
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    It was full of whipped cream and nothing was spiked or anything. Completely normal except for the whipped cream.
  3. Ed Venture
    Azir?
  4. Ed Venture
    Ah, a fellow person of culture I see.
  5. Ed Venture
    How about...Azir?
  6. Ed Venture
    This directly contradicts your WoB Also, the power difference Brandon mentioned can be explained by this WoB:
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    Hey...I know you won’t see this for a little less than two years. But happy belated birthday. Thanks for making the choice to go on a mission.

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    Actually, this is true. Lerasium rewrites ones spiritweb. They gain connection to Preservation. So you would become a normal mistborn. Not a mistborn with an extra boost on your atium burning. Plus I’m pretty sure atium seers don’t exist anymore.
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    “Wait” screamed a voice. “Those are the cat’s legs! Not it’s arms!” And the voice’s mind exploded in that instant.
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    But only the version of the empire in that dimension. All the others rode the blast to rise even higher.
  11. Ed Venture
    Granted, however you now hear the sounds of hundreds of chihuahuas being crushed under steamrollers for the rest of eternity. I wish for a car door.
  12. Ed Venture
    *coughs violently* You’re an Ookla now FT
  13. Ed Venture
    I claim the win in the name of the cognitive anomaly!
  14. Ed Venture
    10/10 All the context needed is this is Luna. Who will probably be famous in a few years, become a mod, redefine what it means to have a high post count, and just be an amazing human being. Not sure if that’s excessive, or inevitable. I’m Ookla the Journey
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    Quick as a whistle FT’s head is chopped off and replaced with the head of an ookla.
  16. Ed Venture
    I claim this win in the name of the other, bigger, Roshar.
  17. Ed Venture
    Granted, however you now have the unresistable desire to make all things impossible. I wish for magic building, like in the game Fortnight.
  18. Ed Venture
    No, burglars do not....wait. Oh...um...yes they do.
  19. Ed Venture
    And you’ll get a short! I got myself a fine magic book right here.
  20. Ed Venture
    Went Jimmy’s mustache and only his mustache. Nothing else was harmed or effected in any way by the explosion.
  21. Ed Venture
    I...ended up settling on gray....
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    Mind is blown a thousand times over. Whaaaaa? That’s...like....a thing? Um...well then. The more you know. Edit: Oh, by the way, the reason this is so surprising is because Grey/Gray is the nickname of someone I know and I have no idea how to spell it now.
  23. Ed Venture
    Which was to say, like cake.
  24. Ed Venture
    First post! For me on this topic at least... @Ookla the Imperial
  25. Ed Venture
    @Knight of Iron Upside down heron that’s on fire. Very nice. 10/10 for originality.
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