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  1. Ed Venture
    I just realized, there’s no Arravados in the trailer. (Or however it’s spelled) We have no idea what’s going on with him.
  2. Ed Venture
    It was rising much faster than the Ghanderflaffle empire, rising right into the electric spikes that murdered all the Mudkips...who were then reincarnated as Magikarp.
  3. Ed Venture
    Granted, you are also blind. I wish that whoever reads this has a good day.
  4. Ed Venture
    *wins with HeN(ZeNe)4* Please tell me there is a chemist who gets my joke?
  5. Ed Venture
    *wins with fried ice cream*
  6. Ed Venture
    Except Truthless wasn’t the shard of Mudkip. He was the pitiful shard of Magikarp. Someone wrote a song about how pitiful Truthless is for reasons.
  7. Ed Venture
    *wins with baked alaska*
  8. Ed Venture
    *excited screaming* It's beautiful! Just so amazingly beautiful!
  9. Ed Venture
    A *poof* happened in front of Astral. It was a large *poof* and because it was large it was a very depressing *poof*
  10. Ed Venture

    Happy (almost late) birthday!

    I hope you had a wonderful day! :D

  11. Ed Venture
    Granted. You receive all of Kaladin’s remaining happiness. You monster. Also, as a bane your fingers are constantly decomposing and regrowing. I wish for great intellect!
  12. Ed Venture
    ..weren’t edible.
  13. Ed Venture
    *agrees with the disagreement* Also a teenager. You can’t just replace words with letters! They don’t mean the same thing.
  14. Ed Venture
    Just...Ralvon’s smile is great. Just great. Who’s he torturing to be smiling so much? Those burns were horrid. A festering wound eating away at her soul. That there’s plot.
  15. Ed Venture
    Granted, however Google is hunting you down for illegally compounding their web browser. I wish that people realize that U is not a substitute for You. That R is not a substitute for Are. That Y is not a proper substitute for Why. And that B is not a proper substitute for be.
  16. Ed Venture

    Happy birthday! :D

  17. Ed Venture
    Hey, guys. 25 days left till season three comes out. Who’s hyped!!!!! I know I am!
  18. Ed Venture
    Granted, you disappear with a slight pop. "Where did he go?" Your friends ask. The Nightwatcher sighs, "He divided by zero" *Confusion* “Boons are Investature. Investiture is energy. Energy cannot be created or destroyed. Matter can be converted into energy. Infinite wishes requires infinite investature, which requires infinite energy, which requires infinite mass. Since he lacked infinite mass, he no longer exists. I estimate he got seventy nine wishes out of it before he no longer existed.” I wish for applesauce. Huh....ninjad'
  19. Ed Venture
    Granted! In fact, you're a fullborn! However...you are constantly filling a nicrosil mind so that you have no other magical abilities. And you can never stop. I wish for a bendalloy time bubble primer cube.
  20. Ed Venture
    Granted, however both of your hands are now numb forever. I wish for repentance.
  21. Ed Venture
    And Butt was in charge of the shooting crew.
  22. Ed Venture
    So...it looks like no one is it.... @Ark1002 You’ve been tagged!
  23. Ed Venture

    What in the Shards?!?

    When in the world did I get 20 followers! :blink:

    Well...here’s a thank you to all of you! I hope you have an absolutely wonderful day!

    1. Doomstick

      Doomstick

      ^me but with 31^

  24. Ed Venture
    Hmm....in? Yes. I’m in. And I’d like to see Scholar‘s character descriptions so...I’ll not describe my character in the slightest. That sounds like a great idea.
  25. Ed Venture
    CBST - Stick Figure Addition
    *eyes widen* Ok, I’ll fight you on that.
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