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    wasn't i supposed to be the glorious shining el?????
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    but that's why it would be fun to watch. to see it try to be duplicated!!! and achtully i just doing this becuz it's fun. Don't gots to be anyy more reason than that. Is my adhd let loooooseeee!!! Wild!!!! Is running rampant!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES. okay that might have been a little too much. Maybe. Still ponderizing on that. Y be mad when you can bee glaaaaddddddd :)))))))
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    danke! i totes didn't notice that (there's more than a small chance i haven't actually red the rulezzz whoooops) and i guess if it's fun to be mad then you can be both - mad and glad! and i guess it depends on the type of madnesses we talking about here. like is it the maddy mad where you hit things and say mean thingss? or is it the maaaadddddd where someone might see fit to restrain your arms and put you in a white room for an indefinite period of time???? these are the important questions yep. why be mad when you can be glaaaaaaddddd :))))))))
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    hiya hiya hiya!!!! can't move this quote box down to address later cuz me phone be dumbzo but hi y'all! im glad botcher. i botch things up! like putting quote boxes in the wrong spot! or not getting a notification about a game starting until it's almost a day into it wuuuuuutttt. anywaiz kel that's not nice. my body is a temple thank you very much. it may be a messy temple with lots of problems and things falling apart and aches and pains that never used to be there but it is not supposed to be desecrated in such a manner!!!! you should use the powers that be in you to teach those kandra a lesson so they're not doing such horrible things to bodies! tho i guess one flipflopside do i wants to be impersonenonayted??? .....kinda achtully. mostly just to seeeeee. to waaatchhh. watch. watch. why that word be soo familiar to me. ah well i dontsa no. whos kas?? i don't know this kas person. this game was designreated by kel. kel's been my bud since like this one game with mud and evil pandas and door fangs - yep the doors had fangs on them isn't that so coooolll? wouldn't you like to have a fanged door??? you could sicc it on anyone knocking you don't want to talk to!!!! okay achtully kel wasn't my bud then i lied. but it was only a small lie. but in other nooz (ha my phone just changed that to booze. phone are you telling me something??? i know it's five o clock somewhere but it's not even noon here so noooo). imma vote for the pukey colored flightless bird. penguin. why be mad when you can be glaaaddddd :)))))))))
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    how dare i do not want to watch the world burn but maybe sometimes i want to watch your world burn just a little is that so bad my friend i have it on good authority that we live in a society burning it down would be kind of inconvenient where would i buy milk and cereal ┬─┬ ノ( ゜-゜ノ)'
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    Congratulations sir this one is really good: Also Also
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    Well, I must say I am proud of us. Not many if any aftermath threads get thirteen pages long >:] I for one think this game was a smashing success.
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    dont worry i understand u <3
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    !!! it's a meme from the original trilogy
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    Well I guess I'm just a much better person than Fifth because I would never do something like that
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    see it's an instant win condition I have played the right card I can sympathize, yes, I truly can. My Very Special Deal sounds too good to be true, doesn't it? It sounds like malware but trust me, it isn't. I am an honest businessperson and I am merely doing my part for the good of society. Everyone knows that I am an honest Vanilla Villager who would have no reason to lie to anyone, because it is a well-established fact that villagers never lie. In any case, I regret to inform you that you are not eligible at this time for one (1) ENTIRELY 100% OFF FREE NORTON ANTIVIRUS ANTISCAMMER PROGRAM DELUXE, but there may be other ***Special Limited Time OfferThis post has been reported for attempting to skirt the rules available to you if you wish to pursue them.
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    Splendid! Simply splendid! After one (1) day, I have done some calculations and determined that you are in fact the 100ᵗʰ visitor to Tyrian Falls! Isn't that EXCITING???? So if you are ready for a Very Special Deal I have one (1) ENTIRELY 100% OFF FREE NORTON ANTIVIRUS ANTISCAMMER PROGRAM DELUXE just for you. Just follow all of the steps in my EZ-Setupᵀᴹ Quick Tutorial and you will be Virus-Free in no time! Possibly less than no time! That's right, this guide is so easy that it will retroactively alter the past so that you have completed it before you started it! In fact, if you are reading this, it has already installed itself on your computer for you! The convenience of modernity is staggering, don't you think? Simply staggering! There is but one thing left to do! Simply furnish us with your name, phone number, favorite kind of custard, billing address, your IP address, your root password, and the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow and we can get started right away! The future is now! *Refund Policy **Terms of Service ***License Agreement ****Warranty
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    My good gentleperson do I look like the sort of lowlife who would scam an innocent spiked?! I assure you upon my honor that I am no such thing. No such thing at all. I am known far and wide as a very honest businessman with fair prices. Now, are you expressing interest in my offer, presented for the discerning businessperson to partake? In that case, it is with genuine regret that I must ask that you to wait ur turn because Melon Dingo is the recipient of today's Limited Time Very Special Deal. However, if you are patient, I may be able to rustle up a Very Special Deal, just for you. What do you say? As for my name My name... Is Riggs
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    Greetings honored businessperson did you know you are in luck for I have a limited-time business transaction just for you to consider, weigh, evaluate, and it's the opportunity of a lifetime, perhaps even a deathtime Did you know that you qualify as the 99th visitor to Tyrian Falls? Do you want to win f a b u l o u s p r i z e s
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    Rusts, I forgot to include the refund policy
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    Anyways you assume premium quality trolling doesn't require work smh IMPORTANT REFUND POLICY EDIT: Premium quality trolling comes with a lifetime guarantee of quality and satisfaction.* If you are in any way unsatisfied with being trolled, you may direct any and all such complaints to @Kasimir and demand a refund.** At the troll's discretion, you may or may not also be provided with additional trolling free of charge. *If your lifetime has expired, either due to extreme trolling or other foreseen and unforeseen circumstances, well it sucks to be you I guess **While Kas is on the hook for anything bad that we do, nothing he says or does should be considered as representative of our corporate ethos
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    hee heeeee i would like to see u do that deal
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    Hmmmmmmmmm What are the stakes
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    Well watch out because you know what it is rn yes! also what are we betting on
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