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xinoehp512 replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
"Hey! Don't sully my good name with accusations of such base humor!" Bacon sniffed. "My amusements are far more sophisticated. Anyways, what was that about genocide?"- 111825 replies
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xinoehp512 replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
"Uh... alright then. So do you just want a portal there, or...?"- 111825 replies
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xinoehp512 replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
"Uh... not ringing a bell. What's this Ragnorok place? Doesn't sound nice."- 111825 replies
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xinoehp512 replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
"...I'll put you down as a seven out of ten. Have we met?"- 111825 replies
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xinoehp512 replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Charles continued to conjure spheres and spin them at Tenth in different patterns. "Well, I'm supposed to be going to the teleporter room, but I think I took a wrong turn somewhere."- 111825 replies
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xinoehp512 replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Three breadmunks danced by with maracas, each presenting Perseus with a cupcake. "Happy Birthday to Bacon" played very softly. Bacon-colored confetti rained down. "Hello!" exclaimed Bacon. "How would you rate that summoning?" The balls crashed into him once more, then bounced away. Be ready for anything.- 111825 replies
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xinoehp512 replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
"Hey," said Bacon suddenly. "Do you have anything on your schedule for the next thirty minutes or so?"- 111825 replies
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xinoehp512 replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
The ball bounced off the barrier, then split into two and came at him from two directions. Nogard stepped forwards into the chamber. "Erm... I think I'm lost.."- 111825 replies
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xinoehp512 replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
As he did, a sphere formed behind his head with a crack and zipped towards his head.- 111825 replies
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xinoehp512 replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
After a few minutes, the barrier snapped into reality. Charles blew it away into mist. Again. Nogard waited patiently, hoping to overhear more. "I'll have you know I take offense at that." The clothes of the hunters turned into boa constrictors.- 111825 replies
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xinoehp512 replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
They were punched in the face by the second barrier, knocking them clear across the field into the trees on the far side. Uh oh. We've got an artist on the loose.- 111825 replies
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xinoehp512 replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Nogard froze. He'd definitely taken a wrong turn. But his curiosity was piqued. He slunk forward, straining to hear the rest of the conversation. "Actually, I've heard it will be quite the event! Basically everyone is going to be there. I've already got my bacon-flavored popcorn cooking." The firefighter dogs tackled the hunters from behind. Imagine it, then. His best friend was a pig named Rubliw.- 111825 replies
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xinoehp512 replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
The firefighters thoroughly extinguished the flames.- 111825 replies
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xinoehp512 replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Nogard picked one at random and started down it. Indeed.- 111825 replies
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xinoehp512 replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Bacon played the clips of Subversion doing prophecy-voice. Fourteen firefighters showed up and put out the fires with a massive hose. "Why didn't you say so?" cried Bacon. "Here." He made a doorway for Cricket. Almost. But you'll have to react better than that. Imagine that I'm going to throw another sphere at you. What will you do? "Oh yes," Bacon said, "apparently there's some sort of quest to save the world going on! Some sort of Thread-destroying weaponry is going to show up- the Thread being where we all are, of course."- 111825 replies
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xinoehp512 replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
Nogard felt slightly uneasy. Was this the teleporter room? He checked behind each of the doors, one at a time. "One second," said Bacon. "Did you guys hear that? It wasn't just me, right?"- 111825 replies
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xinoehp512 replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
These are special barriers. The arrows were plucked from the air by giant hands emerging from the barrier. Bacon clapped his hands again. The air around the group shimmered. A ripple formed in the air where the katana would be, but was unable to stop the ball from crashing into Tenth's head. "Do you mean to say you don't know why you are important?"- 111825 replies
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Bacon clapped, and an anvil fell on each of their heads.- 111825 replies
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Bacon snapped his fingers and conjured several domes of force around the party. "Alright! Fight time! Let's see if we can't get this mysterious follower of yours to show themselves." The sphere followed his movements, curving mid-air to stay on target.- 111825 replies
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xinoehp512 replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
As Tenth concentrated, the fuzzy outline of a cube began to come into focus. Right before it snapped into definitive existence, Charles snapped his fingers and the white sphere threw itself at Tenth's head.- 111825 replies
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"Well, that's a step up from a disaster!" Bacon conjured a chair and sat down. "We're waiting for Cricket's Big Bad to show up so that we can have an epic confrontation." There was a ripple of air that felt slightly warmer than usual, but that was all. Perhaps not so complicated, at first, suggested Charles. He raised his hand, and a smooth sphere of white stone appeared.- 111825 replies
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xinoehp512 replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
"How did it go?" asked Bacon. Nogard hesitated. Was this right? Uncertainly, he went up two flights of stairs. "Ah," said Bacon. "Of course not. My mistake. I suppose you were simply getting in an oracular mood, then?" Follow me, instructed Charles, striding into the dream crystal. As they did so, space seemed to stretch around them, whirlwind colors flashing at the edge of vision. Charles stopped. Alright. Think of an object, and try to make it reality.- 111825 replies
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xinoehp512 replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
The card read "Franklin Johnson- Consultant" and had a phone number on it. That is prismite, more commonly referred to as dream crystal. We will be entering it, similar to how the doctor entered your mind.- 111825 replies
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xinoehp512 replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
The consultant frowned. "Well, please contact me when you are ready to schedule an appointment." He handed Shoe a business card, then vanished. That is unlikely to get you anywhere. When one weeds a garden, one must pull up the problem by the root. He drew some runes on the side of the wall, and a shimmering object suddenly appeared in the center of the room. In your case, that means training your willpower and your imagination.- 111825 replies
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xinoehp512 replied to ElephantEarwax's topic in Forum Games & Random Stuff
I know what Linux is But this is, perhaps, the first time that Selppaenip has ever seen a computer. That is a symptom of your lack of natural control over your soul. Practiced Ennullers- such as myself- can control when our abilities express themselves. Charles concentrated for a moment, and seemed to change. "Like this, for instance. I can speak normally like this, and even sleep if I want to." He changed back. Control is the most important thing for a person to have. And so, that is where we will start.- 111825 replies
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