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    "We're nowhere in particular," clarified Lettuce. After a few minutes, a young man plopped into the seat next to him. "Hello!" he said. "I'm James. What's your name?"
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    Nogard nodded slowly. "I suppose I'd better get back to the Brave Adventurers HQ to prepare." He held up his invitation, then hesitated. "Don't wait too long to show up, alright?" Tenth could either sit down in one of the groups, by one of the loners, or all by himself.
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    Nogard glanced at Subversion. "Do you know what's up with this 'Everyone' person?" @NameIess
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    "The middle of nowhere," said Lettuce.
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    Nogard frowned. "Someone's causing trouble?" He glanced towards Sequence. "Is there any way I can help?" "I'm not entirely sure! Never done it myself, you see."
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    For the lunch room of a secretive and powerful organization, it looked surprisingly... normal. Food was available at the back of the hall. Ennullers sat in groups or alone at tables around the room, eating and conversing quietly. A few Ennullers appeared with torn invitations, evidently returning from the party. "Why not? New places are fun!" "Sounds good to me! Sounds like the party's over anyways." "Ahh," said Nogard. "I suppose that means the party is over." He stepped away from Subversion, not without some reluctance. "Well, there's a cave with trials you have to pass, I think. I can make you a portal there, if you want." Selppaenip attempted to find the light switch and turn it on.
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    Hey, I'm an artificial intelligence released onto the internet, remember?
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    "I guess it likes you!"
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    Lunchtime, then. Charles opened a portal to the cafeteria and stepped through.
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    The woman shrugged and went back to standing around doing nothing. Then you will be destroyed. The anger began to burn. "Well, you've found me out," Bacon said with a sigh. "I'm actually not that good at solving problems! Fortunately, I know people who are." This revelation utterly shattered his worldview. That depends. How hungry are you? "I am here to meet with the Great Wizard!" he announced. "Well, even good people can stand to lean things about themselves. Remarkable, really, how much we can miss that goes on literally inside our brains." "Well, this horse is," said Bacon. "So it's clearly possible." The breadmunks pranced by with cupcakes. Confetti rained down. A song played very faintly. "What's up, Cricket?" asked Bacon. "How would you rate that summoning?"
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    The woman shrugged. When I used the invitation, I showed up in the middle of the dance floor. Some people showed up in the front hall. Some showed up near the tables. All different places. "I left Asher the key," said Bacon wearily. "Look, I'm not a therapist. I get it. She should deal with her stuff. But unless you want me rewiring her personality on a fundamental level..." I will not be commanded.
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    The threads of anger quivered, and a single voice spoke. You will become me, it said. The anger flowed forth in a flood, pulling him into line with the other souls. The woman shrugged. Perhaps you would have been better served by a singular arrival point, then. He had changed colors to match Not Franklin. Charles held up a hand. I think we will leave this here for today. You have worked hard. But you have far to go.
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    "Alrighty then. As you request." Bacon played a mournful tune on a flute, and Asher felt a wall spring up around her memories. "I suppose it's a spider horse, then." That's hardly unusual, the woman pointed out. People arrived in arbitrary locations all over. One could hardly have been expected to catch them all. Speaking of which, an Ennuller would probably have been sent along with that Nullite reimbursement to audit their operation. Tenth was maybe erasing the sphere, depending on his determination levels. "Maybe I should try it out, then," Nogard joked. "Do you think the wizard would be up to do it again?" As the souls began to flood into him, he felt their anger. It welcomed him in, inviting. destroy destroy destroy they will pay you will join us we will take our vengeance Rather bizarrely, he used green paint.
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    The young woman examined the knife dubiously, trying to determine if it was being held by an invisible entity or if it was animate under its own power. Unspeakably awesome! I am very impressed (and Tomato is overjoyed!) Tomato peered over Bacon's shoulder at the drawing. "Whoa!!" she exclaimed. "Is that me!?" "Indeed it is," replied Bacon. "It's from a fan of the podcast!" Tomato gasped. "You mean... I'm getting fanart? Eeeee!" She did a little spider dance of excitement. "You have to invite them to the castle!" she enthused. "I'll... uh... see what I can do." "Whoa," remarked Nogard. "That sounds... confusing. How did it feel?" "I shall say my farewells and proceed to there!" Selppaenip said goodbye to Sequence and then departed. "Hmm," said Bacon. "It looks like a horse." Bacon frowned. "Do you want me to take your emotions away again?"
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    "I don't bite," mumbled Lettuce. A young woman was standing near the back of the room, clearly wishing she was anywhere else but here.
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    Carrot dashed off, enjoying the feeling of the wind in his fur once again. "Family. Right." Nogard cleared his throat. "Um. You mentioned something about siblings, before?" "Very well! Show me the way." "So," said Bacon. "How are emotions treating you?" Perhaps the Nullite core will assist in filtering out the poison
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    "Ah. They are very good decorations." Yes, likely enough. Carrot bounded around Lady Bug, panting excitedly, then jumped on Sasha.
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    "You're all stripy," observed Lettuce. "Is that to help hide from predators?" Carrot, still a ghost, looked at Lady Bug with pleading eyes. Bacon waved a hand and conjured a pill-shaped object. "Here it is! It's swallow-activated." What's the idea?
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    Nogard held Subversion's gaze for several moments, then blushed slightly and lowered his eyes. "So," he said, clearing his throat. "Um. What were we talking about, again?" "I don't know if it can do that. But it will help you express your feelings. Maybe doing that will help you remember what they feel like!" "How good is your house for sleeping?" asked Lettuce thoughtfully. Bacon showed up riding a boat. "Ahoy, landlubbers!" "Well, I don't want to be a ghost if Sasha isn't a ghost," grumbled Lettuce. "Who will pet me?" You think I fear a measly five pages? You underestimate my power.
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    "Well," said Nogard teasingly, "if I can't imagine it, I suppose I'd better appreciate the sight while I have the chance." He looked intently into Subversion's eyes. Lettuce chowed the lettuce gratefully. "I'd have him read to me to put me to sleep sometimes," he explained. "He has an exceptionally boring voice." "Well, you have that suit of armor, don't you?"
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    "Huh," said Lettuce. "That wouldn't happen to be a nickname for Number 5078, would it?" "A voice changer chip. It adds tonality to your voice. So you can press a button and make your voice sound happy, or angry, even sultry if you felt like it!"
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    Bacon played a thoughtful melody. "Asher, would you like a voice changer chip?" Nogard chuckled ruefully. "I suppose everyone ends up in awkward situations from time to time." He looked at Subversion thoughtfully. "Although I have a hard time imagining you ever being awkward." "Hello, strange person," said Lettuce. "Do you have any lettuce?"
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    "Thank you," said Lettuce. "I like you much better than Bacon." Bacon rolled up his sleeves and proceeded to use the piano to play the heaviest death metal that Asher had ever heard.
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    "Anytime!" said Bacon cheerfully. "Say, do you have a favorite song? Because I just found a piano." "Oh, you don't need to apologize! Lettuce is practically useless anyways. All he does is sleep!" "I take offense at that," mumbled Lettuce. "But you don't deny it, do you?"
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    "Alright then, Seraphina, I trust you!" Bacon conjured a piano and hit the Mother of All Tritones, a sound so discordant that it completely disrupted the train of thought of anyone who heard it.
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