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    One insect fluttered towards the traveler curiously. "Perfect! So we just reveal this, and they'll have to let the Great Wizard go!" "I'd like to not get on the Ennullers' bad side, if at all possible."
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    As she walked, she came across a mass of green insects feasting on the bodies of red insects. Footsteps were visible in the flaky ground, leading away. "The Brave Adventurer?" guessed Selppaenip.
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    "Onyx's backdoor," explained Bacon. It isn't. I quoted the whole post, but he's talking to Cricket. "Oh, right- you have that prejudice against Narrators." Bacon sighed. "So much for giving advice, then!"
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    "And how did that turn out for you?" "Time here is stretched, so I can't say exactly when they'll show up." "Hate to be the bearer of bad news," said Bacon, "but they have your current position logged in their database. It seems they've been actively tracking you." "No idea!"
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    "Well, not threatening to kill them would be a start."
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    "Just because you made a mistake in the past doesn't mean you'll make one again," Bacon pointed out. "In fact, if you learn from your mistakes, you'll be less likely to make them!" "Don't worry about it." The air is still and silent, but the bare branches of the trees rustle as if in wind. "Were the Brave Adventurers behind it?" exclaimed Selppaenip. "My tricks are priceless! But you can watch and learn, if you so desire." "Speaking of things that are going to come back sooner or later," said Bacon, "it's been 23 hours for the Ennuller who met with you at the castle." "Hey spirits!" said Bacon. "Were you living people once?"
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    "I, uh... wouldn't recommend that." "Be nice and helpful, I suppose. People generally appreciate that." "Narrative structure demands that not be the case," said Bacon seriously. "Well, I don't want to give away my tricks of the trade!"
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    "I'm sure he could. Will he? Unlikely! He's not particularly sociable." Bacon shrugged. "I've got an image to maintain." Five minutes walk, if you are brisk and are not interrupted. Selppaenip gasped. "Not one of the two Plotblades of Destiny!" "Shh!" said Bacon, taping Rebus's mouth shut and looking around nervously. "We don't talk about that."
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    "It's good news because it means there's something you can do about it!" "You'd better be!" remarked Bacon. "That's my craftsmanship you're using. If you get sick and die, it will reflect terribly on my ratings!" "That was a prank?" Bacon blinked. "Why was there so much lore?"
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    "It ought to be! You see..." "A fellow Narrator. Brooding fellow. Not very sociable." Bacon walked by. "Oh my!" remarked Bacon, peering at Gaioh. "Is something the matter?"
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    Bacon was somehow already there. "Hello," he said. "Er... is this the same train Trellin is on?" "I'd be careful about pranking Narrators! They might prank you back." "Well, I have good news for you. The only reason that Beosta and Shoe don't like you is because you did a mean thing to them!" Selppaenip hesitated. "I think he still wants to plead guilty, but..." He paused, inspecting the document. "Oh my! How terrible! I do hope he was soundly defeated?" The guide considered the map. I believe it is simply not to scale. The landmarks depicted are in the correct locations relative to each other, if not the correct distance. Bacon laughed. "I have no idea! It's Onyx that has Lore." "Huh," said Bacon. "Okay then."
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    "Not good," said Selppaenip gravely. "He wished to plead guilty at first!" I can only warn, said the guide regretfully. "Bacon the Bard, Narrator Extraordinaire!" Bacon read the note curiously. "Hey now," said Bacon. "There's no need to feel that way! I'm sure that someone somewhere appreciates you." Bacon scratched his head. "I suppose it depends on what you're trying to do. And that won't work, silly! I'm already here."
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    "Yep!" "Master!" called Selppaenip. "I am in need of your assistance." I cannot take you to the castle, the guide warned.
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    Selppaenip wrote this down on a pad, then went to find where ... was. There are dangers beyond the destroyer. For what have you come here? "That I am!" proclaimed Bacon, conjuring a bird for emphasis.
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    Explain what you know. "Well, do you know why it's called that? It seems a silly name." "Aha!" said Bacon, quickly filling out the rest of the crossword. "Much appreciated!" The newspaper vanished in a flash. "Anything I can do for you, good sir?" "Well, where there's light there's hope, I suppose. Now. How shall we prepare for the trial?" "Oh," said Bacon, stubbornly not exploding. "Is that all?" The guide was there. Greetings, traveller. This is not a place of safety.
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    Bacon hummed to himself thoughtfully. "You're a tricky one, Subversion. Maybe one day I'll understand you." He turned to Lady Bug and sighed. "What do you think?" @oOklA thE shInyYyy "Excellent!" exclaimed Selppaenip. "We just show those things are true, and they let you go?" Bacon frowned. "It looks like a blade to me. Are you sure it's not?" The doctor informed me you were unable to tell her what these were, Charles said. Do think you will, with closer inspection? "Fun!" said Bacon. "Are you any good at crosswords?" "Hide what from me?" asked Bacon, curious.
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    Tenth was once again faced with the strands, caged this time.
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    "Hmm," said Bacon. "Do you perhaps care about him because he is kind and you feel that kindness should be returned?" "Excellent! ...now what exactly does arguing for a 'reduced sentence' entail?" "How's it going?" asked Bacon, who was engaged in filling out a crossword puzzle. Close your eyes. Let us enter your dreamscape. "Oh!" said Bacon. "What do you have there?" @oOklA thE shInyYyy
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    Bacon sat up a little straighter. "Uhh... How about we call that one Plan B for now?" He pulled his notepad back out. "You said your problem was finding reasons to care about people?" "As in, no execution?" Selppaenip asked excitedly.
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    "Excuse me," said Bacon to the mountain lion politely. "We're having a conversation."
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    Can you link me? We could, if you wish, suggested Charles. "Well, if you have problems with the realness of characters you're going to have to talk to the people in charge of writing them." "Oh!" said Bacon, who was disguised as a bear. "Hello, Bat. Can you tell me where I am?"
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    Charles tapped his forehead. Can you help people with that poison inside of you? Bacon refused the sword's refusal! He was hit by a pen shaped like a sword. Bacon reduced the damage by omega squared.
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    Charles folded his arms. How much do you care about helping them? Bacon used Narration! The sword turned into a pen!
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    Which speech does he refer to? Bacon raised an eyebrow. "Does it matter to you that much that this is a story?" "Does this mean you won't plead guilty?" asked Selppaenip hopefully. So you wish to be a hero to your people? It's not very effective... Bacon used The Bacon Dance! Bacon's deliciousness rose greatly!
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    Charles folded his arms. Improvements... for what purpose? Stronger weapons, perhaps to defeat your servitors? "Ah," said Bacon. "Perhaps you wish you were more a character and less a Narrator?" Selppaenip jumped. "And who might you be?" In a cascade of off-tune music, bacon-flavored sprinkles, and cupcake-wielding breadmunks, Bacon appeared. "Greetings, random citizen!" he announced. "How would you rate that summoning?" A wild Bacon appears! "I shall ask at once," said Selppaenip, relieved. He knocked on the door, hoping to communicate his request to the wardens. "Hardly nothing!" declared Selppaenip. "You have recruited me to the cause, after all!"
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