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    Bacon shrugged helplessly. "I never promised my advice would be good. And besides, how can I understand what your problem is when you don't even know?" "Yes, I suppose," said Selppaenip, somewhat distractedly. What is it?
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    The walls around him rippled as he introspected, reflecting his thoughts back at him like the greatest whiteboard ever invented. "Hm," said Bacon. "I too, hate it when I have emotions that I don't understand. Emotions can be such troublesome things sometimes." "Well, how am I suppose to defend you if you don't want to be defended?" asked Selppaenip desperately. "Meaning is like salt," said Bacon. "A touch is delicious, but too much and the whole dish is unpalatable."
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    Charles nodded slowly. Very well. Meditate on that for a little while. Call for me when you have an answer. With that, he vanished.
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    Pursue your own desires, of course. What is it that you want? Bacon decided to describe Rebus as shorter than himself, for the heck of it.
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    "No, thank you. I don't eat dinosaur."
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    "Nah. We're all making this up as we go."
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    Charles folded his arms. And were you happy, following directions? Doing only what you were told? "Well, when you figure out what the heck you are, come by and say hello!"
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    Know about what? Being a Narrator? Narrators are essentially all-powerful beings of chaotic light. Only other fundamental forces can withstand them. "Hello!" said Bacon. "Do you have a name?"
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    Tell me, Tenth. What do you believe yourself capable of? "Do I know what you mean?" Bacon shook his head. "I am but a simple Narrator. These contradictions are beyond me. Are words important, or do they not matter?" He spun his pen on his finger. "If they don't, what does?"
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    It does not seem that your will is insufficient. What, then, do you lack?
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    You are determined, noted Charles, forming a portal back to the blank room. "Well, I suppose we could all communicate through interpretive dance," replied Bacon. "But I don't think it would be quite the same." "But... they will execute you!"
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    "Wow. That's awful." James fell silent. A few moments later, a pulse ran through the crowd. "Oh," he said. "Lunch is over." He stood up. "Back to work, I suppose." "Not real?" said Bacon, arching an eyebrow. "Why on earth would you think that? Do you suppose that just because we are fictional, we are not real?" "But..." Selppaenip managed, aghast, "If you do this, the Brave Adventurers will claim the Plotblades for themselves, will they not?"
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    "You were in a place with less talking than this?" "What isn't fair?" asked Bacon, conjuring a padded seat and a paper notepad. "But... but..." Selppaenip stuttered. "What do you mean?" Lettuce accepted the carrots graciously.
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    James also ate. "So, what was your world like?" he asked eventually. "Hmm. Do you have any spare lettuce you need getting rid of?"
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    "Oh," said James, brow creasing. "That's awful. So... you never had a family?" "I would never eat your hair," said Lettuce loftily. "Unless you wanted me to, of course," he added.
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    "That so cool! My instructor is my dad." James made a face. "It's weird." "Is it?" said Bacon innocently. "What about him?" "What?" exclaimed Selppaenip. "Whyever would you do that?" Even more glorious! Tomato is overjoyed. Bacon sent Faunus a letter. Did you draw this, canonically? Tomato wants to meet the illustrator.
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    "Well, what's he like? Is he strict?" "Advice? I'm absolutely fantastic at it! Useful advice... well, who's counting?" He leaned back. "What's the topic that requires advisement?" "None," said Selppaenip cheerfully. "But I have plenty of experience defending the innocent!" Nogard filled out the paperwork to the best of his abilities. "Well, Sasha is my human. I don't see your point."
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    Lettuce looked at her, puzzled. "Aren't you staying with a human?"
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    "Powerful swords, from what I can tell. Apparently, they're powerful enough to destroy the world." "Hello," said Lettuce politely.
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    Bacon opened a portal to the cave. @NameIess "Oh wow, really?" James's eyes widened. "He never takes apprentices!" "Preparing for a trial," said Nogard ruefully.
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    Nogard blinked. "Who?"
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    "Oh," said James awkwardly. He coughed. "W-well, who do you have as an instructor?" "Oh hey, Sasha!" said Nogard. "You aren't a ghost anymore!"
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    "Well, you came to the right place for containment!" said James cheerfully. "But wow. You just started, and you're already speaking in Silence?" Bacon appeared in a flurry of confetti and cupcakes. "Subversion! How would you rate that summoning?" "Indeed, it is I! Would there happen to be a light in this room?" Nogard examined the paperwork.
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    "Oh, wow!" James's brow creased. "That sounds serious." "Brave Adventurer headquarters, I believe," said Nogard, looking around for Selppaenip. Bacon bowed, tipping his hat. "Until next time, fair Lady Bug."
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    "Whoa!" said James. "Already speaking in Silence, huh? I guess you've been here for a while already." "I'll do my best." Nogard waved goodbye and tore up the invitation.
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