Quickbronze

Many cookies here are hemalurgically spiked. Consume with caution.

Do not take cookies from mysterious strangers

Don't take cookies unless you trust the source... @Ookla the Capricious, for one, is not a trustworthy source. I have yet to identify other salesmen of the Dark Alley, but I know there are others.

Ello! Watch out for @Ookla the Capricious and other Dark Alley members. They'll try to give you hemalurgically spiked baked goods.

Probably Creator's Corner, but we aren't really divided into boards. Don't take any baked goods from members of the Dark Alley, specifically @Ookla the Capricious, unless you want to ingest soul-altering pieces of metal(Hemalurgic spikes).

Good to have you. Don't take any cookies from @Ookla the Capricious or any of his associates, they put hemalurgic spikes in their cookies.

Run recruitment campaigns, rather then putting soul-altering additives in your products and then pimping them to unsuspecting victims

I am personally of the opinion that Ettmetal is the metal that can store any Feruchemical attribute(There's a WOB that says such a metal exists) Of course, that would mean it has an allomantic purpose as well but due to stomach-exploding problems mentioned above they probably won't explode Unless there isn't enough water in stomach acid to trigger it... I don't know the chemical composition of stomach acid, and we don't know what concentration of water is required to make ettmetal blow

I play the piano I have no jokes to tell Meh

Because you are always trying to give em away and it's obnoxious Also because the main ingredient in your produce is pieces of people's souls that were ripped off them in an act of murder

Sleep is good Wait The master sword caused Zelda's multiple timelines? I knew that Link's time travel used the master sword as a key and that is why there are multiple timelines but

Serious I'm actually pretty new so I don't really know anyone very well Joke While it is true I have only recently opened an establishment here, I have been baking for several years. Though many bakers are more skilled then I, that does not bar me from opposing the unlawful hemalurgic perversion of the noble art of baking.

Uhhh Not sure what to tell you but OB reveals more about how Nightblood works

Don't take those cookies, they're hemalurgically spiked. Have a real one.

Don't take those cookies, anyone can tell you that the Dark Alley Bakery spikes their products. Have a pure cookie instead.

How dare he.

Unless a good person is holding him

Actually, it will hurt anyone, including it's own wielder.

*Sigh* Welp there goes that

Does he actually answer with "RAFO" or does he just refuse to answer?

Who's that?

Any question ever asked to Brandon will eventually be known. How do I know this? Well, if you ask Brandon a question, he will either answer it or RAFO you. A straight answer is, obviously, an answer to your question, and a RAFO tells you that the question will be addressed sometime in the future.

OB SPOILERS

I always assumed it was symbol of their Mistborn-ness, but I now realize that might not actually be such a great thing. I mean, it might scare off potential attackers, but if you're going to rob someone or something like that, and they see you in a Mistcloak, they'll automatically know that a Mistborn is attacking. However, I believe it mentions in the books that mistcloak tassels look a bit like the mists, so perhaps they provide some sort of camouflage at night.

Unfortunately, the only staff member is in a back room, baking cookies, so he does not notice this blatant attempt by the Dark Alley to put him out of business.