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    Granted. But Nightblood's sheath is missing so you can never touch him without losing a ton of investiture. I wish for an endless supply of glue.
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    Who, of course, listened to Leonardo DiCaprio.
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    Who, luckily, could not act without the direct approval of his commander, Overwhelming Pandemonium.
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    And a grouchy General Chaos is a bad thing. Luckily, General Chaos's second in command Mild Panic, is currently looking for a replacement. It's a good thing Sir Wasacow's food was never served to General Chaos's leader, Mass Hysteria. Because that would cause mass hysteria.
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    As well as Sir Iwishi Wasacow the 4th, General T. Chao's head chef.
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    Then one of the Kandra ghosts absorbed the bones of the now dead H.R. and became the new ghost H.R.
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    Granted, but you can never eat or drink again, so you will never be able to experience good food again. I wish to grow an extra pair of arms.
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    So H.R had him executed.
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    my friend sent me this a while ago, I knew a shepherd once. He stole a lamb-orghini...what a crook! His family even said he was the black sheep in the family. He's on the lamb now, but the police told everyone, "If the baaaaad guy comes past-ure house, ewe better call us right away - wool be there for you!"
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    In reality, Wayne had fainted shortly after starting his journey.
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    @Inklingspren $: If you could learn a fictional language what would it be? 54: If you had to be in the middle of a natural disaster, which would you choose? $#2: What's your opinion of plain cheese pizza? 331: If X=32 then what is X*23 = Y/342? H: Where do you keep all your most valuable possessions? !3$: If you could only eat one food you HATE for the rest of your life, what would you pick? PJ: Do you have a favorite pen? $223: What is the third word in the nearest book? 74: If you look to your left, what do you see? 63g: What color is your shirt right now? 4#3: If you could have a waterslide inside your house, would you want it? ￥: What brand is the device you are currently using? ⇎: Why do you think creatures such as Fawns, Centaurs, Mermaids, etc, are always half human? ⌨: Do you think there should be other kinds of combinations? Such as a Centaur, but the top half is orc? 45532: Hi?
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    @Ashspren 1: What is your favorite color that contains more than 10 letters? 4: If I were to invent a product that allowed you to eat soup and bananas at the same time, would you buy one? 1: If we assume that one stick is a unit of measurement equalling 1.827 feet, how tall are you in sticks 54: What is your favorite Cosmere curse word? 635: If the oceans of the world suddenly turned to thick chocolate syrup, what would you do? 3: In the event of an attack by extraterrestrial goat ninjas, which Cosmere character would you most like by your side? Why? 64: What is the last word of the 11th chapter of your favorite non-Brandon book? 23: Be honest, does my numbering system bother you?
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    @BitBitio 1: Do you think Brandon is actually a Shard? 4: If I were to invent a product that allowed you to eat soup and bananas at the same time, would you buy one? 234: What is your favorite color that contains more than 10 letters?
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    @AC12 1: Why are Goat ninjas not a thing in the Cosmere?
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    @Inklingspren Good, 1: If we assume that one stick is a unit of measurement equalling 1.827 feet, how tall are you in sticks 5: What is your worth in shperes? 54: What is your favorite Cosmere curse word? 635: If the oceans of the world suddenly turned to thick chocolate syrup, what would you do? 3: In the event of an attack by extraterrestrial goat ninjas, which Cosmere character would you most like by your side? Why? 64: What is the last word of the 11th chapter of your favorite non-Brandon book? 23: Be honest, does my numbering system bother you?
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    @I am a STICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1: Are you able to balance a grape of the tip of your finger? 4: Do you like people who like people who like pineapple on pizza? 7: Why do you think the nation of Zazilika and it's chicken inhabitants are afraid of dairy? 22: would you rather have fluorescent pink skin or lime green? 36: What do you think of kiwi on pizza? 75: If you had to put a fruit on pizza what would it be? 554: Be honest, does my numbering system bother you?
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    1: do you like random questions?
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    Spren, specifically an honor spren. That way I can become a Radiant. Would you rather be married to Odium or Ruin?
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    Almost every cutscene in Halo: Reach. That game upsets me (in a good way) every time I play it.
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    @Unlicensed Hemalurgist 1: Why should we not worry about you? 2: Is what it is really what it is? assuming of course that what it is is not what it would be if it where not what it currently is not, would it be what it is now if it were able to be not what it wants to be, allowing for the possibility that it is what it will be when it is what it isn't able to be. 3: What is your favorite color that has a name longer than 10 letters? 4: Do you prefer chairs with wheels or not? 5: If you were to create a language that has only 5 letters. What sounds would they make? 6: What color is your hair currently.
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    Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a goat. A goat is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to. I've always been very confident in my goat. “But you can't kill me, Lord Tyrant. I represent that one thing you've never been able to kill, no matter how hard you try. I am goat.” Goats rarely see their own actions as unjustified. Elend: I kind of lost track of time… Breeze: For two hours? Elend: There were goats involved. Frodo Baggins: I wish the goat had never come to me. I wish none of this had happened. Gandalf: So do all who live to see such goats. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the goat that is given to us
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    @BitBitio Obviously because: 1: They think they can bring things to life with their breath. 2: Half of them are afraid of color. 3: A handful of characters hear voices, (and attribute them to a sword if you can believe it.) Theory: Wayne is Lift's Father.
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    @Toaster Retribution Obviously because Kandra were once mistwraith, and what is mist? Water, and where is a lot of water found? In a highstorm, and The Stormfather is the bringer of highstorms. Therefore he is the king of Kandra. Theory: The parasite that effects Aviar is actually a form of Hemalurgy.
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    Proof: Why else would he be hanging around Urithiru? Edit: Also, "Mraize is Denth" has 13 letters. you know what else has 13 letters? "Hunting Vasher" Theory: Hoid is the son of Adonalsium.
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