Voidus

All shall tremble in fear before my mighty new pony! (Any guesses who it is? )

Naww, Funtimes doesn't know how to match socks. (Or more likely does know but disagrees with conventional notions of sock-aesthetics) All is forgiven.

Kobold is now in 5-digit upvotes and I may have been the one who put him there. I'm sorry everyone. Also if everyone doesn't change back soon then so help me I will make Neverthere follow Algaze around everywhere so they never get another cute moment alone.

Sorry for this Kobold, it has to be done. And then Kobold King died.

The shiniest, most glitter-filled destruction of a city that has ever been known.

Did I mention that his second power is to do damage to people directly proportional to how much that person quotes the book of Revelations?

Apocalypse: Primary power: Making everyone use their normal DPs and making everything completely normal. Mwahahaha, my Epic creating abilities save the day once more!

Can't you go back to crack-shipping and stop terrifying me?

*Undergoes severe fits of confusion and begins frothing at the mouth due to being unable to tell who anyone is anymore*

Voidus staggered out from behind the Newcagoan party, somewhat exhausted from his continued teleportation and opening up and shifting of the Alleys dimensional planes to allow others to access it. "Lots of Shardic.. intervention." He managed to wheeze out, rifling through a nearby hidden cavity in the wall until he found a pair of metalminds, he tapped them both, instantly becoming healthier and more alert. "Ah, much better." He resumed his usual aloof and mysterious bearing "We cannot divine the intents of the Shards with any amount of ease, however I can perhaps utilize some Duralumin with our vast stores of Atium granted to us graciously by Ruin to see where this is all headed."

DA Voidus would be a bit embarrassed to admit that he spends so much time creating ponies So feel free to interpret it as my alter-ego.

The Adventurer mused over the offer carefully, even if this guy was a noob, he obviously had the combat down if he was able to beat the Adventurer and he seemed to have unlocked some cool abilities. "Not much to trade, I only just started looting stuff." The Adventurer said. "But I can fast-travel" He shifted through the ground to demonstrate, reappearing in what looked like the cities sewers before touching one of the walls and shifting back. "Cool huh? Most people don't seem to have the hang of it either." Well if I'm going to have to co-op this, might as well go with the guy who's good in a fight. "So, want to team up for a while?" He asked, fingers resting gently on the trigger of his rifle in case they went back to combat.

I'm happy to retcon Chi's upper limit, he's not allied with any of the factions so it won't upset the power balance at all. Are we going to have to have another talk about giving away trade secrets? (We definitely need to adopt Banette as our resident mascot)

Nothing particularly, but other than Red, Blue, Yellow, Pokemon Snap and Pokemon Stadium I don't consider any of the others real pokemon games, I like my original 151 pokemon and that's that!

*Obligatory glare*

Granted. The continent of Antarctica melts and they drop into the ocean instead, which also rises several feet, flooding coastal cities. I wish I had a laptop that is significantly better than my current laptop.

In terms of Pokemon, I think Funtimes would be mew, just lightheartedly flying around but secretly possessing world-altering powers.

Nighthound however isn't allowed a pokemon, no pokemon deserve to be tainted by association with him. Yeah I think Lightwards would be a trainer, specializing in ghost pokemon perhaps?

Now that I know how many fans there are and it's already kind of started I'm going to have to insist that characters go through mandatory poke-fication in addition to ponification

Not unless it's taught I don't think, there's a Leafeon though, in one of the hated later generations but I am partial to Eevee too.

Revolution needs to be something that could use Solarbeam though.

Funtimes would use the Luxury ball