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Just wait til: via Imgflip Meme Maker
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We don't know that it was necessarily more powerful and even if it was that doesn't mean Prof could have put out the same amount of power, he redirected the force he didn't cancel it out completely. But even if he had that doesn't mean that his ability was as strong as the blast, just that it's uniquely predisposed to deal with it. Newton could have jumped on the bomb and actually redirected its force, doesn't mean she's stronger than Oblit.
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A buffet of tacos appeared conveniently nearby to disperse some tension, accompanied with a note. With gratitude to our patron Queen Elsa Steelheart we of the Dark Alley have taken it upon ourselves to provide some fare of a different nature to our usual cookies. We trust you'll find them less... detrimental. Regards, Voidus, First Lurker of the Alleys
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Apologies to the lurkers, my infiltration of the Oregoners has left me little time to attend to the Alleys. We would certainly be amenable to setting up a local DA branch in Kasitor to... oversee your particular alley.
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*5 minutes later looks at Questions 15 to find it already has 20 pages* Indeed. Sad to say she's probably going to like him quite a bit, if only because his extreme Slontzeyness makes for relatively predictable behaviour and another way she can punish people who annoy her. Just get Lightwards to send Nighthound knocking.
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Anyone who's read far enough to see this has already lost all sanity
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Skipping through central Portland with somewhat less of a spring in her step than usual, Neverthere looked up towards the museum floating in the distance. Things should be picking up there soon. The teleporter wasn't there before, she must be sleeping elsewhere. Infighting? Or is it for her protection? But where would be safer than a flying fortress filled with Epics and dinosaurs? Picking apart the problem as she skipped along, Neverthere projected herself at random, appearing in a few houses and businesses. Taking a stern look around and then projecting out again. Lucentia is the more obvious point of contention for now. Why would she be in Portland? Why ally with Lightwards? Is she hoping to expand her territory? An ambitious project if true. Very few Epics managed to hold more than one city for any significant length of time. Maybe she should pay a more official visit to the museum, reveal her presence and try to gather some more information. If the teleporter was fighting with lightwards as well that gave her three potential factions to play against each other, that should allow plenty of leeway. Drawing herself up and putting on her most Neverthere smile, she projected herself upwards to the museum, picturing Lucentia in her mind to guide her she reformed in a small room with several others. It seemed the diamond queen had not been idle this morning. A battered figure crawling on the floor was quickly recognized as C4, a recognition that almost immediately worried Neverthere. Catching C4's eyes, which had suddenly begun to glow with the faintest glimmer of hope, Neverthere shook her head slightly. Not now, I'll deal with you later. "Morning Lucy!" Neverthere said chirpily, ignoring C4 and the other broken woman standing behind a male Epic and shooting daggers at him when he wasn't watching. "Did you have fun last night?" A gentle brush on her ear woke MV, her heart still racing from a night of exhausted sleep and nightmares she immediately looked around for danger. After a moment she realized that her head had simply fallen onto Backtracks shoulder. Flushing with embarrassment, she stretched, craning her neck until she felt a satisfying crack! Turning to look at her companion, she watched his eyes flutter open, evidently having woken up already. Quickly averting her gaze she realized something. "You- Your glasses!" She yelled suddenly, panicked "You left them in the Dalles you stupid Slontze!" Pummeling Backtracks arm with her fists she quickly realized what she was doing and felt another flush suffuse her cheeks. "Not- Not that I care or anything, they just made you look cool. For you I mean. Cool for you. And..." Stop talking Megan. A small voice said in the back of her head, sounding as ever like her sister scolding her. Noisily clearing her throat she confronted the incredibly confused Backtrack. "So. What are we going to do?"
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What!? How dare you! I am never coming back! *Leaves* ... *Sheepishly comes back five seconds later* "I missed you guys!" *Bursts into tears*
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And then Twi locked all threads and the internet exploded in rage.
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This dear reader has been the tl;dr version of What Happened in Oregon.
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Which was in turn produced by... the Question.
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Caused by the... Event
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Excellent. She will probably notice he lost his glasses and kick him in the shins so sad Backtrack will feature anyway (Tormenting Backtrack is one of our main pasttimes after all, it's right up there with planning Nighthounds death and ponies)
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I was going to wait til I could do a post with more than one viewpoint but I don't mind if you want to do it.
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Great post Quiver, welcome to the insanity
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New plan: Funtimes and Shiny become best friends, teleport to the trifecta before their next hunt. Funtimes turns their clothes into glass, Shiny blows them up. Then everyone has a party.
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Or have their clothing forcibly exploded, rendering them both embarassed and dead.
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Gratz! I think Mrs. Voidus got her first popular post too. Looks like starting the new day was a good decision Because what Portland really needs is yet another young woman with the ability to appear anywhere and possessing extreme boundary issues. *Looks at Nighthound and Timeport* On second thoughts, it could be worse. Welcome Shiny!
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There is no privacy, only Neverthere! Ok. The MEE will definitely try something then, have to advance our goals and all. XD
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Just to try to fit some planning into the thread in the last 7 pages (Heresy I know but I'll make up for it with pugs) Did anyone have any plans for what the Portland factions would be getting up to today? The MEE probably won't be launching any large scale attacks but they'd be employing some subtle information gathering and perhaps an assassination attempt or two.
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And now you know why Alethi women cover their safehand. To cushion the impact when they facepalm from the mens idiocy.
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*winks at Nighthound* "Only one way to get me to shut up, but unfortunately I'm already spoken for. Numnums does get dreadfully jealous you know."
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"Oh yeah, that's the Nathan you were talking about. The one you said you were going to give Numnums to me for so we could attack him right?"
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*glares* "Fine." *Projects to Funtimes to tell her Nighthound and Lightwards are planning to kill Nathan*
