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Voidus

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  1. Less a threat than a warning, I'm running out of these head-removing spikes so I'd be grateful if people stopped accidentally cursing themselves.
  2. Your loss. *Munches on delicious chocolate and Harmonium cookie* As for having eyes...
  3. Just stating this again, please do not include spoilered sections in signatures as this is currently against forum policy, as a workaround for character profiles I'd suggest a hyperlink to the comment where it was first posted.
  4. Because some of the techniques involve genetic manipulation to increase their loyalty so if we did the cloning before that we'd have to genetically modify all the clones instead of just the original, then the changes carrying over to the clones.
  5. *sharpens spikes* Sorry, I think I misheard you?
  6. Just a general note to all, I've noticed a bit of an increase in double posting recently with all the social guilds and RPs, as a reminder if you are the last person to post in a thread and you want to add something to it, please edit your last post rather than making a new one. Also been some issues with signatures, please make sure your signatures are short and concise, signatures that are longer than your post cause unnecessary scrolling. I believe using spoiler tags in signatures to condense information is also currently banned. For anyone who wants to check current policy there's a thread on forum rules (including double posting) here and a thread on signature policy here.
  7. I'm not the one who created the first post for it that explicitly calls out defeating the DA as one of its goals. Even? Sure if you want to think so. It will make it much easier in the end. *Repeats evil laugh then cuts short and turns back into the alleys* "Hey! Does anyone have an evil cat handy? I really feel like an evil cat would add a little something to this laugh."
  8. We offer a greeting, whether they accept or not is entirely up to them.
  9. That's an inference not an assumption. I am completely certain that the purpose thus far has been to undermine the DA, I infer what that means about their future goals. Individuals who form an organization. And it is the organizations views that I spoke of, an individual may disagree with the views of their organization though it does make me wonder why you'd insist on maintaining membership if you don't agree.
  10. Free means devoid of any cost, doesn't mean without side effects. All potential side effects are clearly outlined in our disclaimer, if any users of DA issued spikes don't read this disclaimer then the DA holds no responsibility towards any Shardic influence taking over their soul.
  11. You thought Harry's great teachings were the reason those kids all suddenly grew stronger?
  12. For what? Handing out free magic? The souls of most newcomers don't contain much Investiture that would be useful to us so we don't typically harvest anything from them.
  13. A trivial problem before the might of our science. Step one: Adopt a small animal. Step two: Forcibly accelerate that animals feelings of loyalty to you using emotional allomancy and other techniques. Step three: Clone said animal and repeat step 2 a lot of times Step four: Spike loyalty out That thus far the entire purpose of TUBA has been to try to undermine the DA? Several of its members explicitly claiming we're evil? I think that reason is relatively compelling. Although that doesn't mean I find the idea any less foolhardy.
  14. I usually don't take a position as an official leader for the Alleys or enforce any hard rules, but I will put my foot down on this. No. Clown. Makeup. Tearing the soul from an unwilling participant is one thing but clowns are an abomination against nature.
  15. Evils? I am profoundly offended. We're at worst a chaotic neutral organization. Assuming someone is evil just because their soul is full of other stapled together souls is spikist! I mean the last cookie I gave out granted a newcomer the ability to magnetize lamps! How is that anything but a benevolent act?
  16. In that case, yes flushing out TUBA did pretty much achieve its purpose. And hey if they want to distribute 'spike free' cookies they are welcome to do so. *evil emperor laugh*
  17. It's the way in that's the problem, people can leave if they want to. Well unless they're in one of the research labs, the denizens in R&D mess with some weird stuff.
  18. Voidus throws another spike after the fleeing figure. "I just mentioned the wardings. Why would you do that to yourself?"
  19. I do collect spikes from the spambots but strangely no one seems to want a piece of spambot soul stapled onto them so they mostly collect dust in storage.
  20. "Crippling what?" a husky, grizzled voice asks, before clearing it's throat and continuing in a more normal tone. "That one department that was newly formed specifically to flush out infiltrators? Which it did perfectly and then disolved itself, granting no information to any of said infiltrators? No that wouldn't usually stop our recruitment." Pulling a spike from a nearby wall, Voidus throws it towards the area the voice came from, reopening the tear in space so that it can flow through to the speaker. "Also you may want to use that unless you want to live the rest of your life growing new heads that plot to murder you every 15 minutes. Anti-dimensional travel wards in the Alleys don't usually leave a pleasant experience for any interlopers."
  21. Sure we can set an alley aside for you in the zoohemalurgy sections. Word of warning, do not go near the inquisichidnas, those things have so many spikes I think they're a decent match for a Shard 1 on 1.
  22. Alternatives to making a sale would be to help expand our knowledge of Hemalurgy with theorycrafting.
  23. I may have expressed my curiousity and Rubix may have responded by inverting my rep so I was at -9000 instead of 9000
  24. What are your interests in Hemalurgy/baking?
  25. Of course I am, if you have a better way to reach the sub-folicular bind points then I'd like to hear it.
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