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I don't know what you're talking about. We in TUBA definitely don't deliberately spike our cookies.
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In addition to my definitely valid TUBA certification, I also took the liberty of having a letter created and notarized, stating that TUBA were the creators of this cookie and the contents were intended to be literal and are representative of the views of TUBA.
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Close, but the other way around, the WoB came about because we asked to see how plausible the character was.
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I do have a file of about 100,000 Epics of varying strength if anyone ever wants some minor Epics to pad out numbers or act as canon fodder.
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The fortune says, The Ghostbloods will continue to smell. Courtesy of TUBA and definitely not any other guild. Personally I think that was a bit rude of them, you should probably both engage in a fight to the death.
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The rock didn't seem to be getting drunk. It contemplated the drink before it again. It was definitely called a beer. And this was a bar. But it didn't seem to be alcoholic. Should it point out that the bartender seemed to have made some kind of mistake? Instead, dealing with its social awkwardness, the rock soulcast some of the liquid into ethanol so that he didn't have to embarrass the barkeep. And then Elsecalled the, now alcoholic, liquid into its bloodstream.
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Countering any attack that is seen and functional immortality are not exactly what I'd call minor abilities.
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https://www.deviantart.com/generalzoi/art/Pony-Creator-v3-545889253
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Could make for some very amusing situations if they traded anyway and the trader just didn't ask.
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There was mention of some people who try to steal living Epic blood IIRC but yeah I'd say traders would definitely want the DNA from dead Epics.
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Makes sense, and they could still be trading them as currency for weapons/Epic tech from traders. Also sorry if my comment came on as a bit aggressive, it's a bit late here so that may have seemed harsher than I meant it to. Just highlighting something I saw as potentially awkward for the game.
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Just summarizing my plans so I've got them written down/if anyone has issues with them, but I'll probably have a few characters at the start of the RP and potentially introduce others as time goes on. Start: Scribbler arrives in Edmonton, as do both momentum twins (power profile for Impact below for those who haven't read the Dalles) and I'll also write my Maple characters who are in Edmonton already along with Iva probably. Magmaw, Neverthere and Purple Phoenix will stay in the backlog for the time being. Impact: EDIT: A few issues with this: Motivators cause immense discomfort if the Epic they're created from is still alive. Plus, if a canceller motivator existed I feel like that would be something that full on wars would be fought over. If they ever use it they will almost certainly get immediately swarmed and killed by Epics. It also highlights an issue that only just became apparent to me: Margaret is not a biologist yet is capable of creating Motivators? That we know of canonically only 1 scientist in the entire fractured states was talented enough to discover how to create Epic tech, believing that someone from an entirely different field could just pick it up with a single blood sample and no actual lab is stretching belief beyond what I think I could reasonably hold. A particle physicist who researched Epics and attempted to understand the science of their powers I could understand (Indeed it was one of my characters in the old RP) but a scientist picking up an entirely new field to the point that they can become a pioneer in it to a national level is a bit different.
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The rock sat, observing the drink in front of it for a minute. Suddenly a third of the drink vanished from the glass, Elsecalled directly into the rocks bloodstream.
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Pleased to be noticed the rock projected it's assent towards the barkeep. Yes please. Extra... root? Not 100% sure how this drink works.
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Sort of. About 150 million light years from the dwarf galaxy of the cosmere there's another galaxy, a dozen or so life-bearing planets. This galaxy forms a giant supercomputer that is currently living out a program designed to list all the spikes I have.
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Thanks, I always meant to post it at some point but I was fairly busy when we stopped the last RP and I guess at some point I just forgot
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It may be... less than completely authentic. But hey, when you have a spike containing the artistry of one of the cosmere's best forgers, you might as well put it to use right?
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I noticed I never actually made my final wrap up for Corvallis, so I did my best to write it now. Spoilers for What Happened in Corvallis and not particularly story related but just a note for Comatose:
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Cornucopia wiped a smear of blood from her face, the green silk of her glove now stained with a crusted black and red, the blood of a creature which should have been dead a long time ago. These horrific human-like creatures had been relentless in their attacks, only growing more and more insistent as time went on. It was only yesterday that they had finally started attacking the Arboretum directly, and while the first wave had been instantly mowed down by row up row of pistol-wielding bushes, the next wave had come, and the next. A never ending tide of human flesh, throwing themselves towards their own destruction. But why did they stop? She mused. The hordes had been drawing steadily closer to the center of the Arboretum, forcing Cornucopia back to her dwelling, and then suddenly they'd all stopped, twitching. She had taken advantage of the distraction to slaughter all those she could see, but then no further waves of them had come. The rest of the night had passed without issue, finally, the sun had risen, a clear, bright day. Cornucopia's wounds had begun healing over at an accelerated rate until finally her skin was smooth and unblemished once again, aside from the smatterings of blood. Moving back inside the house, she saw one of her remaining servants, huddled in a corner, a metal poker held before him defensively, sweat staining the formal suit he was wearing. "Be a dear and run me a bath would you?" She said quietly. "It's been a dreadful morning." The young man sat still, eyes still wide in panic, not seeming to understand what she was saying. He lowered the poker slightly and began looking around furtively, keeping his form as small as possible. Cornucopia sighed and raised one, lofty finger to point outside. "They are all dead or gone, I have some peace at last, and for me to enjoy that peace I need to rid myself of... this." She gestured towards the filth and gore staining her clothes and skin. "So please, a bath?" Without waiting for an answer she moved towards the bathroom, standing in front of the mirror and examining her own features. Dark circles lay under her eyes, her hair was a mess, and the earth that usually stained her clothes and hands was completely covered by blood and pieces of meat. With disgust she flicked one piece off and then began changing to a bathrobe and poured some water onto her face, ridding herself of the worst of it. A sudden, sharp pain sprung in her shoulder. She spun around to see the same frightened servant, eyes confused and harried, looking at her in panic. The poker he had been holding clattered out of his hands with the force of her spin. She sent a rush of power towards the boys stomach, finding a small seed from a lemon he must have eaten last night, the seed quickly began swelling, unfurling inside of him, spreading roots through his body. In a moment the boy coughed, spattering her in a fresh coat of blood as his innards were torn apart, a bloodied root system began emerging from his abdomen. The lower half of his body fell to the ground, limp, but his torso was now held stiffly in place as a thick woody trunk began to grow inside of it, eventually bursing his neck open as the tree began forming in earnest. Plucking a small, withered, and oddly red-colored lemon from the tree, Cornucopia kicked what remained of the body to one side and began moving to the outside. She needed sunlight, she needed to heal. The house could be replaced later if she required. Rushing out the front door she collapsed onto the ground, eyes closed, she moved the robe from her shoulder to expose as much skin as possible to the sunlight. She felt the pain soothe, the wound, slowly beginning to draw itself shut. Just in time for Jenna, the only other of her servants to catch her in the stomach with a kitchen knife. "We need her back." The woman choked out. "Ever since she left everythings been... we need her back, I need it back." Jenna continued hacking into Cornucopia's body, inflicting damage faster than it was healing. A loud bang echoed from among the trees as one turned its branch, aimed a pistol and fired. Jenna's body collapsed ontop of Cornucopia, the blood of both bodies mingling slowly on top of her. Weakly, Cornucopia managed to push the body off of her, pulling out a mobile she dialed a number. "Rainmaker, my Queen, I nee-" A violent cough racked her body, unable to fully heal wounds this powerful without a stronger source of sunlight. "Cornucopia, in the Arboretum... need.. light." The phone fell from her hands and she lay on her back, dress torn apart, wounds closing but not fast enough to replace the blood she was losing. The Arboretum rustled as every plant within a mile of her began shifting, branches waving as though in sympathy of her pain. "Hush now." Cornucopia crooned. "Soon she will bring the light, and we can all bathe in its warmth." She closed her eyes, feeling the gentle breeze from the plants, the soft dappling of light on her skin as clouds passed in front of the- Her eyes lazily opened. "Clouds?" Looking into the sky she saw small wisps of white forming, thickening into grey. Passing in front of the sun. Cutting off her light. "Not rain. Need sun." She muttered. The clouds continued to thicken, all of them blocking the light. All of them forming solely over the Arboretum. Her watery eyes began to fill with a red haze as she realized what was happening. "No. No, you need me." She said, clutching at her stomach, her voice cracked as she began screaming into the clouds. "I provide for you! I provide for all! All the worthless people in that city live at my whim! Food, water, power, weapons. All of it is ME!" The thick cloud cover blocked the last rays of sunlight reaching her body. Cornucopia stared blankly into the clouds. Why? Why was this happening? What reason could Rainmaker possibly have? Summoning what little willpower she had left, she clutched at her stomach, feeling her blood seeping out, watering the surrounding plants with her own life. "It doesn't matter." She said, hanging her head down. Droplets of rain began to fall, wetting her hair, straightening the few curls that remained, plastering it all to her head and the sides of her face. One tear from each eye joined the falling droplets of water. "Fine. If our alliance ends, then let it end." She raised her head, staring at the plants that drank in the water from the clouds. "Children. It's time." She said. In contrast to her softly spoken words, the burst of power she sent into the ground was anything but soft. A harsh, violent burst flooded the surrounding greenery, some plants began groaning under the force of her command. And deep under the earth, a complex network of roots began constricting, pulling themselves tighter. Tighter around the triggers they held. Laying back down, Cornucopia tilted her head to the side, taking in one last view of her garden. "Beautiful." The ground beneath her, the forest around the Arboretum, and the streets of the cities of Corvallis. All heaved upwards as countless millions of explosives detonated from beneath them.
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Another cookie appears nearby, a slip of parchment inside shows the certification for a TUBA member.
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The fortune says, You may notice a new ability to burn pewter. On the back it says, Lucky Numbers: Alley128. We hope you like the Spinner Cookie ™* ! *Now improved by the DA, usual disclaimer applies
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The rock tried in vain to wave its spikes to flag the bartender down. Um... could I have... something?
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Pleased to be out of the box, the rock regarded Rashan and projected to him privately. Well I'll still be around to help you out then, you never know, an inkspren might still take a liking to you. Or you might get spiked. The rock then used its non-existent eyes to glare at TFA, Soulcasting his rootbeer into smoke.
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It was suddenly very dark. The rock didn't like it very much.
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Unused to being noticed by so many people at once the rock stayed perfectly stationary. As it was a rock it didn't really have much of a choice about that unless it Elsecalled. Hi Rashan, still no progress towards being a full Surgebinder? The rock asked. Trying to ignore the man creeping up behind it.
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