The Forgetful Archivist

I like this a lot, we need order and structure. I accept the terms set forth at this time. i also accept @Nohadon nomination, I swear to try my upmost to uphold all guidelines and rules set forth and make any decisions at a coalition level without bias towards any individual and/or group.

Are you more concerned about the octopus invasion or zombie apocalypse? Have you at any point wanted to be a fish stick or a popsicle?

Wait, this can't be happening, where did you get this cookie?

Says Shardbreaker last I checked breaking was the domain of the most hated and evil one, people in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.

You have a gift, you should totally put it in the gallery so it can be immortalized with the other works of art Sharders have contributed (and so I can upvote it twice ).

I think newcomers might find an episode explaining the guild dynamics (the DA and such) to be helpful.

I'm not fighting you but I am curious about your reasoning.

This is AWESOME!!

TFA looks up from the tower he has been constructing out of coasters and asked "Has any one seen Nohadon lately? The last I saw of him was 8 days ago" turning back to his tower he added, "I hope no one killed him, there has been a lot of that going around..."

Is it a Yak crossed with a beet?

I to am in a concurrent enrollment in high school thingemy, my spring break was a week ago, it went by fast

Several months ago I decided to trust the DA cookies since then I have felt a strange sense of loyalty towards them... HELP ME!!! I AM TRAPPED!

I think this sounds awesome, I would like to join up. The Cosmere cultures are all so intricate an diverse, it is super cool to have a group dedicated to studying them.

I would love to become a liebrarian initiate.

I am so glad to see someone who hates Alcatraz too! Why can't he number his chapters sequentially and what is the deal with persecuting the librarians. As a believer of Hobbs' social contract theory, I think the librarians have been right the whole time. Disclaimer: I don't believe any of what I just said, I love Alcatraz! I am infiltrating the library!

I literally fell out of my chair laughing!

There have been light alleys before as have there been mediocrity lit alleys and assassins in technicolor, all have fallen, all will fall. The DA is forever if you do leave us please remember that you are always welcome to return.

Somebody get the silver dust, let's catch us a cognitive shadow!

"A little warning next time" says TFA trying to pat out the fire on his cloke. On his face was what might have been a look of anger, it was hard to tell with the lack of eyebrows.

The field of combat darkens and a swirling mass of shadow begins to form, with a woosh a figure steps out as the shadowy mass disperses and the field renters to its normal lighting. Dropping a coin the figure rose into the sky towards the large floating island as he approached he hollered " HOWS IT HANGING MAC, MIND IF I JOIN YOU? I BROUGHT POPCORN"

I would argue that a shard weapon with a blade would be more effective, bladed weapons can cut souls while shard hammers just smash.

If we are dealing with Shardplates we need to remember that they absorb impacts really well (we have seen them being used to jump off high places without shattering the user's legs) this means a Shardhammer or any other weapon for that matter would be unable to transfer much force to a person inside a Shardplate. It typically takes 2 hits with a Shardblade to crack a piece of Shardplate, this is because a six-foot-long magic metal sword already has a fair amount of heft to it. Shardblades are special because they can cut the soul, a weapon that doesn't cut ignores the most powerful aspect of a blade.

The whole idea of Shard hammers kind of confusing isn't the point of a war hammer to use a large amount of weight to crush an opponent? Shards are way lighter so it would be like fighting a battle with a paper-mache hammer instead of a steel hammer.

My friends used to ask me what I have been up to... they don't ask anymore.