The Forgetful Archivist

Full name: Brutus Klønete Investiture: Spikes that grant me the of Coinshot and Subsumer abilities and about 50 breaths (but I have no clue what to do with them). Nationality of the Cosmere: Fjorden Height: 5' 8' Age: 25 Hair color: Dyed bright red and burgundy ('cus hey I was in T'Telir) Eye color: Usually green but when I use different types of investiture they turn black and leak smoke. Heroic history: I was trained in the Fjeldor monastery, after graduating I was assigned to infiltrate Elantris but fell into a blue pond as I was crossing the mountains behind the city. To my surprise, I ended up in a weird world then to my further surprise a white-haired man insulted me and directed me towards a fellow from Scadrial who was in the area. This Scadrian explained the concept of the Cosmere, as well as a few ins and outs of hemalurgy, the Scadrian fellow (name of Delmore), was on his way to Nalthis I followed him there where I purchased about 50 breaths, we were about to go back thru the perpendicularity when I tripped and fell on a high priest. I spent about a year in prison when I got out Delmore had left, since then I have spent my time doing low-level infiltration and assassination jobs. Personality: Quiet with a vain of sarcastic humor, very loyal and quick to anger. What brought your character here? I had been abandoned on Nalthis when I caught wind of the tower and figured I would see what it was all about 'cus hey, there might be free food. FYI, I have never done anything like this before, if I am doing it wrong please tell me.

@Nohadon and @LopenTheTwoArmedHerdazian when is this gonna go down?

It's a Warbreaker thing, essentially if you said the phrase you would lose an important component of your soul.

Welcome have an upvote and a cookie pie

Sounds fair enough. Altho the Code Duello (which I assume you are referring to) calls for the two parties to fight with the same weapon, are we going to do that too?

Welcome to the Shard, have a free upvote and cookie. What was your first Cosmere book, was it also your favorite?

We are loyal to each other we usually only spike outsiders.

yep

I have cried twice in my life, once when I was 9 and was hit by a bus, the second when I read about Lightsong dying.

Welcome to the Shard have an upvote and some advice, there is a war brewing and it's highly likely that this thread will be the site of a skirmish. Don't accept any baked goods.

Is the DA farming people?

I agree with @Mistspren hemalurgy is dangerous.

How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but it will take them an hour to check for leaks and alignment.

We need enhanced endurance, speed strength, and stamina as well as discretion and zero morel scruples. Ideally, we would like someone who could negate Aons (like Dilaf) if no monks like that may be found we will settle for a normal monk. Cookies are no object.

That's too bad... may I interest you in some tofu?

Or a pie?

I need a Dakhor assassin and I figured that the Canton of Combat would be the right place to look for one. If you are an assassin who is interested in getting a large amount of cookies then contact me and we will discuss the details of the job.

Welcome to the Shard have an upvote and and a cookie pie. While I do not share @Wyndlerunner opinions on cookies I do agree that meeting brandon is crazy awesome.

@I am Witless To answer your question, no it will not steal your soul... probably. The most common effect is they gaining of powers, usually allomancy sometimes not.

We don't plan to right? the Ghostbloods are cool.

@I am Witless Well first off we are not a "mini-cult" we are a forum wide organization of awesomeness. We are in almost every part of the shard furthering the glorious cause of cookie distribution. You should consider consuming a cookie and joining us.

Or give you superpowers, it is well worth the risk.

You don't want to go there... they aren't as fun as we are here in the DA

Welcome to the shard, you may not want a cookie... how 'bout a pie?

How 'bout a cookie pie, no weird after taste.