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    You get toxic fallout! *Inserts sausage*
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    Welcome to the Shard! I got here first, so listen to me: DON'T EAT THE COOKIES I'll lay it simple for you: they are spiked. Those "all natural flavors?" Metal. Baked with love? Blood. Take it from me, don't eat them.
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    You get a cowboy! *inserts the ambition of the Chinese populace*
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    Same! The curse of being literally advanced. Is it literarily or literally? Idk.
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    Ah ha! Idea. Sodium: burning it will make you hate everyone. Sodium mistings are called "Salty." Feruchemical sodium stores irrationality. Sodium ferrings are called "Itchy."
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    You get a boiled goat head! *inserts Wisconsin state quarter*
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    You get all of the USA's debt! *Inserts all of the USA's debt*
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    Roshar is the largest continent of Roshar, not Earth. Earth is no more... It has become Shinovar. I'm glad you enjoyed this theory of mine.
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    The vending machine slips! *inserts Communist regime*
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    This is perhaps a joke theory. However, it might not. So first: EARTH IS COSMERE. But no, you say, Brandon says over and over again that Earth isn't Cosmere. Ah, but Earth isn't. What? Because Earth is no longer Earth.... It is Shinovar. Let me take you back. So Adonalsium "grows worlds". That is what He did with Roshar. But what is growing? It is building up. You see, Adonalsium built upon Earth to make Roshar. This is why most of Roshar looks nothing like Earth, cremlings, chasmfiends, crem, highstorms. All of that was added. But what part of Roshar looks nothing like the rest? Shinovar. Shinovar has chickens, dirt, strawberries, horses, people without the common epicanthic fold that is shared among most Rosharans. Now don't call me racist for counting that the Shin don't have epicanthic folds as evidence for Earth. But don't you see the similarities here? Shinovar is Earth. Shinovar is Cosmere. Thus, Earth is Cosmere. *mind blown*
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    Strong feelings
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    The vending machine becomes salmon-colored! *inserts North Korea's nuclear arsenal*
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    Gosh! What are you doing there!
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    Welcome to the Shard! So first off, don't eat the cookies. It's for your own Preservation. If you don't, then you might start hearing these voices... Another thing, you see your title? It probably says spren. You can change it by getting up votes. You also have a rank that you can change in you profile to whatever you want. And simply a policy on the forums: be courteous of others. Don't start wars or anything. Feel free to express your thoughts, check out the theories, make your own, etc. I hope you aren't eaten by chasmfiends!
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    Cheese
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    IKEA
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    You get a pile of dust! *inserts desserts*
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    You get a pile of homework! *inserts electric guitar*
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    I can feel it. It's ALIVE!
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    The potato slides right through and falls out the other side. *Inserts can of corn*
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    I would be pitted against myself! Hmm... that would be fun. I would want to help the Elims and the Village, but had information of both, and an irresistible urge to leak information, but couldn't. It's good you're signing up!
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    This will be revived. No questions.
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    The implications of this are interesting to say the least. I still think Brandon Sanderson is Stick.
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    Nifty. Yes, I would like to see more person-flesh participating in this game. Just a random note, will each member of the Mariachi Band be considered separately in relation to game mechanics?
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    Evil death fans.
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