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Long Game 46: A Land War in Asia
Steeldancer replied to Steeldancer's topic in Sanderson Elimination
Devotary(4)- Sart, Eternum, Rathmaskal, Straw Randuir(3)-CadCom, Dalinar, Devotary Straw(1)-Fifth- 862 replies
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[OB] Who do you look forward to seeing?
Steeldancer replied to Toaster Retribution's topic in Stormlight Archive
Taln? Unpopular? Nah. EVERYBODY wants to see more of Taln. (Just warning everyone he’s mine) -
You Know You're a Sanderfan When...
Steeldancer replied to Shardbearer's topic in General Brandon Discussion
It was an ask me about the cosmere shirt -
Also, yeah, Odium, not Passion. Passion only makes me think of passionfruit, which is disgusting.
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Long Game 46: A Land War in Asia
Steeldancer replied to Steeldancer's topic in Sanderson Elimination
oops. I was thinking Guard.- 862 replies
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Some thoughts. Every time Taln gets mentioned, my heart flutters a bit I think of the Shards more as part of Adonalsiums mind, as part of the aspects of what God is, in Cosmere terms. I also think of how people are molded to the intent more like the shard is a massive spirit-web with a very specific shape. You get on the shard, and while originally you don't fit perfectly, over time the shard will turn you into that shape. There is no way your spirit web could change such a massive one, and there is no resisting being forced into the shape demanded by the Shard's web.
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Long Game 46: A Land War in Asia
Steeldancer replied to Steeldancer's topic in Sanderson Elimination
Day Three: To Blathe "Shree King Eelz bled out on the floor. Luckily for him, Miracle Max had come. 'Finally, one that isn't totally dead. Man, you've got all sorts of glass in your face. Hm, I'll save you if you have something to pay me.' Since Shree was not exactly able to be accommodating, Max whistled as he ruffled through his jacket. After going through all his pockets, Max remembered something. 'OH, it's not payday until tomorrow! Poor man, you probably spent all your money on women or something, didn't you. Didn't realize you would need a miracle, did you? Well, I've already saved someone this week without payment. Maybe you have a good reason to not die. Hang on a bit, I'm going to find a bellows.' Miracle Max came back about 10 minutes later with a large bellows. He stuffed the thing in the dying man's mouth, and yelled at him. 'Hey. Whaddya got that's worth living for?' He pumped in the air, and waited a minute or two. Then, he slowly pushed Shree's chest. 'Tooooooo blllaaaattthheeee,' Shree moaned. Max gave Shree a very odd look. 'Seriously? I meant that as a joke the other day. I didn't think anyone actually cared about blatheing. Probably comes from being a Prince's Guard. The guard's key had given that away, which Max had of course pocketed. 'Well, let's try that one more time. Maybe he's just a jokester.' Max repeated the process, and Shree dutifully moaned 'Tooooooo blllaaaaaaattthheeee.' Max laughed. 'Ok, then I'm not saving you.' And Max walked away, leaving the bellows in Shree's mouth as he died. --- The Prince saw a man walking down the hallway. 'That's him! He's the healer I fired years ago. Get him, can't have him working any healing on these pirates!' The man was old, and couldn't run fast enough to evade them as they dragged him to the pit of despair. The irony of a healer in the pit was not lost on the Prince or the Count, who were going to have fun with him." Elbereth was attacked! She is Mostly Dead. Elenion is totally dead! He was a Prince's Guard with a Parrot. Today's fashion is what makes life worth living for! This should require a bit more creativity, and I look forward to seeing what you come up with.- 862 replies
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Long Game 46: A Land War in Asia
Steeldancer replied to Steeldancer's topic in Sanderson Elimination
the turn is over! Gimme a bit and I’ll get the day up.- 862 replies
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You Know You're a Sanderfan When...
Steeldancer replied to Shardbearer's topic in General Brandon Discussion
So I got my adopted grandpa to read SA. He also loves wrapping presents in a million layers of stuff. So, for my birthday, with a card labeled "Erikokhar", I got a box labeled "Wrapped in shardplate." That's when I knew I was in for a long battle to get in. And it was not easy. He had layers and layers of taped wrapping, including ziplock bags that were taped to make the ziplock a pain to open. Layer, after layer, after LAYER. It was ridiculously hilarious. -
[OB] Who do you look forward to seeing?
Steeldancer replied to Toaster Retribution's topic in Stormlight Archive
Liss, Rlain, and of course my one true love, Taln -
Long Game 46: A Land War in Asia
Steeldancer replied to Steeldancer's topic in Sanderson Elimination
I really should do my own vote counts sigh- 862 replies
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Long Game 46: A Land War in Asia
Steeldancer replied to Steeldancer's topic in Sanderson Elimination
The writeup has been edited in!- 862 replies
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Long Game 46: A Land War in Asia
Steeldancer replied to Steeldancer's topic in Sanderson Elimination
Everything but the writeup has been edited in! I will put in the write up very soon, soon as I go say "noted" to everyone.- 862 replies
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Long Game 46: A Land War in Asia
Steeldancer replied to Steeldancer's topic in Sanderson Elimination
Night 2: Alv’s Rhymin’ Time "The Count and the rest of the Prince's men walked into the kitchen. They discovered a dead Buttercup and Kidpen. 'Well that solves one problem' said the Prince. The Count ordered 'Take those bodies and take them to mince.' "That was an awful rhyme, Grandpa. You should think more like a Panda. Even a word as feared as an Orange Rhymes with another thing like a door hinge." Grandpa Steel raised an eyebrow at Alvron, who smiled at him. Steel let out a short guffah. "That was good. But seriously, back to the story." "Many pirates were arguing. Some were just arguing for the sake of arguing, but it seemed that there were two main sides. But they were equal sides. But, arguing was hard work, and one of the thirstier pirates, asked for a drink. A thing of Rum was thrown at him, and he caught it, drank it, and passed out within half an hour." "I'm not sure that's how rum works...." "It's one of fiction's many perks. Now, when this pirate passed out, the other side became superior. They grabbed the pirate that they wanted- Shree King Eelz. They beat him, and one took the bottle of rum that was empty, and whacked him in the face with it, lacerating him with broken glass." Alvron let out a dark chuckle. "Brutal." "They left Shree in the hallway, bleeding and dying. His only hope was if Max decided to take pity on him instead of robbing him, which is what he had been doing to most of the other dead bodies." --- "The albino threw the body of Brutus out of the hollow tree. Silly man hadn't said a thing while being tortured, making him useless to the Count for the research of pain. Time to find another victim." Elenion has been lynched! He is Mostly Dead Kidpen has totally died! He was a Pirate Roadwalker has totally died! He was Pirate with a Dagger Eternum(1): ElberethHH(1): ElenionSart(2): Straw, DevotaryFifth(1) RathmaskalElenion(3) Eternum, Cadmium, SartDevotary(1): RanduirElephant(1): Fifth Doc12(1): Bort- 862 replies
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Long Game 46: A Land War in Asia
Steeldancer replied to Steeldancer's topic in Sanderson Elimination
The turn is over! I’ll get the night up in an hour or two (I’m telling you, this recital thing is so agonizingly long. At least I’ll have time to plan a write up)- 862 replies
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Long Game 46: A Land War in Asia
Steeldancer replied to Steeldancer's topic in Sanderson Elimination
Ok if people want a shorter night, the turn will end at 7, and I’ll get the night up as soon as I can. Just understand this means that the turn starting on Saturday will be late as well.- 862 replies
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Mid-Range Game 29: A Midsummer Night with No Moon
Steeldancer replied to DrakeMarshall's topic in Sanderson Elimination
Squick will return. Obviously, being a squid brings about entertaining write-ups. This was a fun game.- 406 replies
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Long Game 46: A Land War in Asia
Steeldancer replied to Steeldancer's topic in Sanderson Elimination
Unless there are any complaints, I’m going to extend the cycle by 24 hours. Speak now, or forever hold your peace.- 862 replies
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Long Game 46: A Land War in Asia
Steeldancer replied to Steeldancer's topic in Sanderson Elimination
So Rollover might be late today, I mentioned it earlier. Would the players rather I am not on for rollover and have a shorter night (because this senior thing is going to take forever), or just simply extend the turn by one day? I'm alright either way.- 862 replies
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Having a Bad Day?: Get 'yer Hugs here!!
Steeldancer replied to Curious Anamaximder's topic in General Discussion
Heh funny you bring that up, given the absolute crem my choir teacher has been giving m in the last few days. Thankfully, I’m now taking administrative action, coordinating with some others who are also pushing against her. No more bullying. 3 days left. -
Long Game 46: A Land War in Asia
Steeldancer replied to Steeldancer's topic in Sanderson Elimination
I am differentiating. I said that in the rules.- 862 replies
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Long Game 46: A Land War in Asia
Steeldancer replied to Steeldancer's topic in Sanderson Elimination
So rollover will be a little weird at the end of this turn. I have a recital during rollover, so I’m not entirely sure how available I’ll be. I’ll keep you guys informed, and try to be as timely as possible.- 862 replies
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Long Game 46: A Land War in Asia
Steeldancer replied to Steeldancer's topic in Sanderson Elimination
Day Two: The Princess Died Wesley had lost track of Buttercup. Where did she go? He heard a scream, and a chill entered his heart, and he ran into the kitchen to find her dying. He saw the pirates in the room, terrified at him. They clearly had been drinking. "You killed her... because she took the bishops hat?" Cold rage entered his voice. One stepped forward. "Um, we wanted the booze." Wesley sighed, and stabbed him. "I will no longer be the man in black to you. You have killed me with your foolishness." The other pirates ran, and Wesley held Buttercup's cold body in his arms. "Nice," "Seriously, hush." --- Brutus Kowd sat on a chair, entirely silent. He wore a sign around his neck that read: "I will not speak For a week." "Excellent. No one will hear you say 'eeeeee' When you are trapped in our tree." The Count grabbed Brutus, and indeed no one could hear him scream. Kidpen has been killed! He is Mostly Dead. Roadwalker has been killed! He is Mostly Dead. Araris has totally died! He was the Princess/Buttercup. The Man in Black has become a normal villager. Today's fashion is rhyming! You guys have done great so far, keep up the good work! We have a clear winner right now, but all it will take is a couple good posts to catch up.- 862 replies
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Long Game 46: A Land War in Asia
Steeldancer replied to Steeldancer's topic in Sanderson Elimination
The night is over! Hold tight for a few minutes until I get the new day up.- 862 replies
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Long Game 46: A Land War in Asia
Steeldancer replied to Steeldancer's topic in Sanderson Elimination
Heh I got out of work early, rollover will be on time! 8 minutes left.- 862 replies
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