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You Know You're a Sanderfan When...
DarkJester replied to Shardbearer's topic in General Brandon Discussion
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Sanderson is the answer to everything
DarkJester replied to king of nowhere's topic in General Brandon Discussion
Remember, Lightsong's head priest, Skip I think he called him. He couldn't see anything but splotches of color in the paintings that were brought to show Lightsong. Yet Lightsong was able to see dire warnings in them. Maybe the blue screen has a dire message in it... Perhaps you should do like Skip and take it to someone with the ability to see something beyond the blue... Problem: You are given your choice of cookies, but can only pick one... -
new and in search of next book suggestions!
DarkJester replied to dorkspren's topic in Introduce Yourself!
If you want to read the novella, try and get it from the library. Even rothfuss said it wasn't something many people would like. It is different. I liked it better the second time I read it and understood what it actually was. (It gives you a behind the scenes look at a certain day from Auri's POV.) It's different. If you were still wanting something short by him, he has a story centered around Bast that's really quite good. It's in a book of short stories about rogues, aptly named "Rogues". It was actually the book that he was writing Auri's story for, and it just ran too long. So he decided to do one for Bast. I can't say that Bast is my favorite character in KKC, but he is one of them, and this story gives you a peek into the daily life of Bast. It's quite enjoyable, and you get the rest of the book filled with short rogue based stories as a bonus. Some are quite good. -
New fanartist and accepting suggestions
DarkJester replied to framecio's topic in Introduce Yourself!
I'd like to see a picture of the Lord Ruler through Kelsiers eyes as he's burning the 11th metal.- 11 replies
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I'm always up for an interesting theory, and I really like this one. Good job. I hadn't really thought of this ether. Considering how smart he was that day, it's completely possible.
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Sanderson is the answer to everything
DarkJester replied to king of nowhere's topic in General Brandon Discussion
We could set up a bridge 4 camp for free loaders the only way out is to work down their "slave debt." They have to run bridges and experience the lives of bridge 4. Including running the assault on the parshendi. The arrows would be tipped with safety tips of course, but makem hurt! Won't take long to work the laziness out of them. Problem: Never anything good to eat in the house... -
new and in search of next book suggestions!
DarkJester replied to dorkspren's topic in Introduce Yourself!
Yeah. If you run out of Sanderson works to read, give Patrick Rothfuss's King Killer Chronicles a chance too. He's really good as well. Just no where near as much material out as Brandon. -
I've actually been thinking about this a little bit lately, and I'm pretty sure it will happen. The question is who will take it up. I would honestly love to see Sazed take up the mantle of Adonalsium.
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Well nice job catching details like that, but considering... Secret History spoiler.
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Ok. Era 2 of Mistborn has a Wild West type setting. So I was wandering. Where are the lurchers working as prospectors. I don't really know how deep the blue lines would show into the ground, but I would imagine that it would work in water. They wouldn't even have to go in the water and pan. They could just grab a shield and start pulling the gold out of the stream straight to themselves. Let the gold hit the shield and fall at their feet into a pan and suddenly they are rich and barely had to work for it. Thoughts?
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Puns Puns Puns and More Puns
DarkJester replied to Queen Elsa Steelheart's topic in General Discussion
X.x Seriously guys... All of the bad puns on this site have corrupted me. I am completely serious when I say this. The wind was blowing hard here today. My wife looked up and saw some birds flying, and she said to me, "I wander how they can fly into the wind so easily." It was at this point that I smirked, adjusted my glasses and said to her, "I don't know. I guess they're just... Sparrowdinamic!" Yeah... She hit me... I swear. You guys and your cookie puns have Ruined me...- 328 replies
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Really. I'll have to check into that.
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Wow. It seems that Sanderson fans tend to develop similar super powers... I wander if there is a theory behind that... Anywho. My super powers have already been mentioned, but I'll list them anyway. Invisiblity. Not at will, but against my will... I'm 6'4" and 300 pounds. I'm freaking huge yet no one takes any notice of me. Apparently I have @Jondesu's ability to speak into alternate realities. Again, against my will. It results in me having to repeat myself multiple times before I find the right one. Surprisingly Speed, and at will. It only comes in short bursts, but I've had people that should have been much faster than me look at me like I had just performed a flash step. Not sure if this is a power or a weakness, but I seem to lack the ability to scream in fear. Super sleep. I can fall asleep in 10 seconds flat. I want to say this one is against my will, because it happens at times I'm not trying to fall asleep, but it's just too handy to complain about. And last but not least. My primary offensive weapon. My singing voice. Unlike my regular voice that takes several attempts to be heard, my singing voice never misses its mark. It has been likens to a group of ally cats, and a pack of coyotes trying to out sing one another, and it has the power to bring large groups to their knees in pain...
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Welcome. Have an upvote. Milk and cookies are in the corner. Help yourself.
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Ok. So in Secret history we see that preservation had the form of a human whenever he manifested himself to Kelsier. From that, I'd say he was obviously human before taking up the shard. We have Ruin on the other hand, that any time he manifests to Kelsier, has the look of spiders and such forming his face. He even has spider like legs shoot out of his body to impale him. So was Ruin an aimian before taking up the shard, or did the shard make him look like that, and that's why he wants to destroy everything... Also. If he is an Aimian, does that imply that there were world hoppers before the shattering of Adonalsium?
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*Drops to his knees and bows his head to the ground with his hands outstretched. Begins chanting, "It is done. It is done. It is done." In a show of worship.*
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I don't know that he has been influencing other worlds, but I think it's hinted at that he may have kandra working as his eyes in other places... not even sure of this at the moment.
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My wife just texted me to say we have cookies... should I be scared?
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Wow... I totally just read that "BS" the wrong way...
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Gah! Darn it bleeder! You beat me to it. I was gonna offer him cookies and you Ruined it. Just for that, he can have an upvote, but not you.
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Not sure, but when I read it, for some reason it made me think of the Japanese Honorifics. (I think that's what they are called) kun, chan, sama and stuff like that. Probably wrong, but that's just how I took it...
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Oh wow... My side hurts... Love the "By Hoids left butt cheek!" comment. On a serious note, someone needs to get this idea to Brandon. This has to be in one of his stories. The God King defeats the bad guy by simply walking outside in a snow storm, and throwing the enemy into seizures. So great.
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You Know You're a Sanderfan When...
DarkJester replied to Shardbearer's topic in General Brandon Discussion
You know your a Sanderson fan when you start noticing Hoid world hopping in non Sanderson books. -
Lol. Do you watch HISHE (How It Should Have Ended) on YouTube? I believe there were talks of a Steelheart movie. Perhaps if they go through with it and make this series we will get a HISHE with your ending.
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I'm pretty sure that the parshendi originally worshipped Honor. It's stated that the storm father was once a friend. He was on the side of the parshendi. After Odium showed up though I believe he must have corrupted them, since the storm father turned his back on them. I assume they were no longer honorable. They used to have a mediator form, but the gods changed it to a form of lies. It's like the were given honorable forms that later became corrupted. The parshendi still hold to this natural affinity for honor. Kaladin notes that he saw more honor from the parshendi than any human army he'd fought.
