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...so when are classes starting? @Fatebreaker

The post was funny, the 'humph' was hilarious. I don't know why, but the humph still has me laughing.

The signings are done by Nazh, who hates them and punishes the readers with RAFOS. He only stays until 10 because if he doesn't, Kriss will send him back to Threnody.

This would certainly explain his complaints that he writes on the maps!

I was wondering how Sanderson writes with such a consistent magic system. Also, how does he find the time to write so much. Then I realized it: Sanderson is Khriss! Here's why. He writes with many more female characters than most male authors, because he is a female. He comes from Taladin which has a lot of sand on it, so he named himself Sanderson. He always puts the Ars Arcanum as the source of all the lore bombs, because that's his favorite source of information since he made it. He writes with a sense of great familiarity with the physics of the realm, because he lived there for a while. He is very insistent that Earth is not Cosmere because he doesn't want us to guess that you can travel from one to the other. He chose his initials to be BS so people think he is writing BS. It is indisputable: SANDERSON IS KHRISS!!!

The Stick should teach a class on being yourself, in case any of the students feel too social pressure.

And Adolin as the body of mass in question! Hoid requires students to read "guide to not being a completely obnoxious, useless, uneducated and generally stupid moron" for all his classes. Kelseir is requiring "A False Dawn" and Nale requires "the art and science of obedience" And I hear Kiin is applying as the head chef you airsick lowlanders know that i am so much more good and he is looking forward to preparing delicious meals full of chull dung that will nourish all our students who are too idiotic to recognize good food!

Adonalsium had so many different intents within himself that it is plausible that his being alive was the only thing keeping them together. His life was spent in constant effort to keep all the different intents together. In other words, if a vessel is killed, the shard stays together because it only has one purpose. When Adonalsium died, he split because his power repelled other aspects of his power. If Sazed were to die, maybe Ruin and Preservation would split.

More soviet Cosmere

Advanced literature by proffesor Elend Venture

@Pagerunner How did he write Sixth of the Dusk then? That takes place in the far future. Maybe Sanderson can enter the spiritual realm where time doesn't exist. That means that he has a powerful spiritual aspect. So.. SANDERSON IS HOID!

I thought that spren were just manifestations of those beads in the cognitive realm that were unable to manifest as a physical object, such as a stick.

Student skills by professor Steris Medicine taught by professor Lirin Advanced economics taught by professor Sebrial Care of Aviar taught by Professor Sixth of the Dusk Deterring Shades taught by Professor Silence Montane

No, she quit due to an issue with Prof. Adolin. Can we have professors Hrathin, Jasnah, and Shallan coach the debate team? At this rate, we're going to have to call in Proffesor Steris to make a list of all these classes!

A Shardbearer was stabbed in the eye Because Kaladin hated that guy Kal took his plate Gave it to his mate Until Amaram made them all die

When someone offers you a cookie and you think of the dark alley

Rubix said no more political memes for me... so I made a blank face outline! Insert whoever you want inside and it doesn't even have to be a politician! (although if it is a politician I will be happy).

I think Odium would be more accurate. Odium is the shard of hate, which I think is more accurate than the shard of destroying thinks.

Adonalsium will be reformed, like Preservation and Ruin were. The vessel will be Hoid. His goal for all this time was to fix what happened at the Shattering. He was there, and feels guilty about what happened there.

When you tell your aunt you're feeling down and her first response is to look up "cosmere memes" and text you 20. She doesn't even read Cosmere! I think most of those memes originated from our meme thread.

@Bridge Boy That would certainly explain why I have these strange Sanderson-heads floating around me!

That means that there is no crem in Shinovar, since there are no highstorms there and it is unneeded. That's cool!

How could crem be influenced by Cultivation? It's mud! Does it grow bigger plants or something? I don't get it.

@Spoolofwhool So crem was originally uninvested, but now is? I like that idea. Thanks for the WOB!